What do you do for a living (in one pithy sentence)?

NObabe wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:)

I swear, sometimes it's funny shite that I'm the last to know stuff. :p

Major Kudos, Maya!! *hugs!*

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

we fucking rock!!!

correction: i fucking suck!

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

we fucking rock!!!

correction: i rocking fuck!

All hail the Pope.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

we fucking rock!!!

correction: i fucking suck!

that's better.

Elegia wrote: I am responsible for the overall performance of the financial, facilities and information technology facets of Information Technology :)

LOL

Yes, yes you do, we can tell.

Must be 20 words there, saying a total of fuck all.

Maya I told you weeks ago you were alright mate :tumb:

Still, I'm glad the quacks agreed with me :hug:

NOOLigan wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

we fucking rock!!!

correction: i fucking suck!

that's better.

What's better.....a little to the left... No a little right.... a little up.....ahhh now THAT'S better!

I debase myself in exotic locations then tell stories about it.

Bartender.

Mine is eassssssssy. C'mon.

NObabe wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:)

That's great news Maya

All the best NOBAbe :)

Great news, Maya. :hug:

Who says Friday 13th is a bad day

I stop train crashes.

I am big in oil (in my spare time I prefer Vaseline).

BIGINOIL wrote: I am big in oil (in my spare time I prefer Vaseline).

I was going to say something, but then I'd be sounding like a slut.

On a bad day, I make Gordon Ramsay look like a nice guy.

Leggy D wrote: I stop train crashes.

Funny, I thought you worked for TFL

EDIT: actually I play a lot of trainsims (should I say that out loud here?) and I am totally AMAZED that each and every London terminus doesn't look like Dresden or the Somme, by about 8:45am every day.

'Sunshine' Valley Music Junkie wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I am big in oil (in my spare time I prefer Vaseline).

I was going to say something, but then I'd be sounding like a slut.

"sound" like one

i play drums for

oh well, mostly a domestic homemaker

good news NObabe

I build wings for planes

Talk to Brits about their "risky" business.

I give Government money to people on a low income so they can pay thei rent /Council tax

I haggle with foreign companies for soon-to-be-worthless books.

Doctor? wrote:

Leggy D wrote: I stop train crashes.

Funny, I thought you worked for TFL

London Underground, or more acuratly, Metronet since the bolloks that's PPP

But still, we've never had a purely signalling related crash :)

That previous post wasn't in the spirit of the thread, and my job seems to have changed this week, so...

I get electrocuted alot.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Leggy D wrote: That previous post wasn't in the spirit of the thread, and my job seems to have changed this week, so...

I get electrocuted alot.

hmmm...electrocuted you say...

can I get in on that action???

Be my guest, Jeff. You can do my all day Sunday shift for me and I'll go down the pub