Goat lovers...

news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm]A warning

That's not unusual round my way!

I believe Cambo has a few tales to tell of his own.

Round my way we go for orangutans.

Orangutans are orange, does this mean I'm in with a chance?

Use your thumbs and you'll be their queen.

Ha you cheeky fecker!

Expect a knock on the door in about six hours

I might be making a visit to Siberia.

Can you make it two hours?

They're having a heatwave there at the moment so don't take any warm clothing

There you go Tabsy. It is possible.

Better than a blow up doll I suppose but the main moral issue is whether this is consentual sex? This guy should have been tried for rape, though the punishment is probably less than marriage, unless they cut off his willie.

The civilized world of Britain and The United States of America should disturbute these Fleshlights to all 3rd world countries, because we owe the less cultured world some of our superior enlightenment... http://www.fleshlight.com

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Tabsy doesn't like goats...

get it straight Ronno!

Are goats too horny for him?

Goats sheep, you know once you are into that sort of thing it doesn't really matter. :D

At least that's I'm told.

NOOLigan wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Tabsy doesn't like goats...

get it straight Ronno!

Are goats too horny for him?

Goats sheep, you know once you are into that sort of thing it doesn't really matter. :D

At least that's I'm told.

Something you'd like to tell us Ron.....or is that best saved for the "Illegal Sex Acts" thread???

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Tabsy doesn't like goats...

get it straight Ronno!

Are goats too horny for him?

Goats sheep, you know once you are into that sort of thing it doesn't really matter. :D

At least that's I'm told.

Something you'd like to tell us Ron.....or is that best saved for the "Illegal Sex Acts" thread???

I refer you to the who do you fancy thread.

NOOLigan wrote:

Got an extra quarter I can borrow?

You mean this picture Ron?

Big Black wrote: I believe Cambo has a few tales to tell of his own.

Round my way we go for orangutans.

Watch it fucko

I read post title and thought..."I wonder why Owens didn't gimme a shout if he was down in Conlig anyway".

As for Hicksy's thumbs.....she only need use one, cos in the kingdom of the thumbless......

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Got an extra quarter I can borrow?

You mean this picture Ron?

FFS! What do you people google in your spare time?!!!!!

OOOoooh thats a bit harsh

poor Jeff.

In fact, looks like Jeff in that picture

Is this one of Jeff on thier first date?

EdelBrock wrote: Is this one of Jeff on thier first date?

New Lifetime Movie: "Bleating In Silence"

The film follows "Sweetness", a purebread goat who dreams of a glamorous life in the big city but is held back by her abusive owner/common-law husband Darryl. She bleats for help, but no one in her small community comes to her aid until the night that she finally hooves Darryl to death. Brought to trial, Sweetness is unable to argue in her defence, but guest star Jaclyn Smith saves the day at the last minute and Sweetness is spare the gas chamber and a life behind bars at a petting zoo, all because of the man who done her wrong......

Yes, I have way too much time on my hands

Taboo # 7 wrote: [ and a life behind bars at a petting zoo,

This petting zoo?

This is the one you like frequent isn't it Tabsy?

I have no comment except for agreeing with Digi Mike when he said...

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: OOOoooh thats a bit harsh

'Nuff said, end of.