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Whaddaya think 7 years in?
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Utter shite - 'civilization' sinks to the lowest ebb in human history 16 (42%)
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Absolutely fabulous! I'm hooked for the next three months!! 7 (18%)
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Who cares as long as there's plenty of talent in bikinis? 7 (18%)
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I'm utterly indifferent. 8 (21%)
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bloodynora wrote:
Doctor? wrote: I just realised yer from Preston, I am so, SO sorry.
save your sympathy til you find out where i live now...
Neck deep in fermenting ostrich shite?
Upside down in a Glasgow public convenience?
I'm struggling to imagine "worse than preston" Just stopping at the bus station on the way to Manc/Leeds/wherever was enough to make me question my desire for continued existence. Belfast's more attractive!!!! (and that's a SERIOUS thing to be saying)
Burt Reynolds wrote: Stop showing off yer 37th new avatar this month Sunny.
Stop trying to silence my right to laugh for the 12th time Burty 
Doctor? wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Doctor? wrote: I just realised yer from Preston, I am so, SO sorry.
save your sympathy til you find out where i live now...
Neck deep in fermenting ostrich shite?
Upside down in a Glasgow public convenience?
I'm struggling to imagine "worse than preston" Just stopping at the bus station on the way to Manc/Leeds/wherever was enough to make me question my desire for continued existence. Belfast's more attractive!!!! (and that's a SERIOUS thing to be saying)
oh ffs, any fule kno preston bus station is the very pit of hell. (it does have its very own handy barber though.) it's not representative of the town as a whole. i have fond memories of going to the pizza hut with todd landers from neighbours when i was follow spotting on the panto. good times.
and as far as i know it's the only place moz has stormed off stage after being struck by a 2p piece.
as for current location...it's a comedy byword for shitness. honestly.
Doctor? wrote: Upside down in a Glasgow public convenience? I'm struggling to imagine "worse than preston"
Oi! I'd rather be upside doon in a Glesga bog than stuck in a darkened room in Belfast (or Bangor), in front of a computer!
You never heard "Alternative Ulster"?
"Nothin' for us in Belfast... ...OK, there's the Trident in Bangor... ...Then walk back to the city We ain't got nothin' but they don't really care Take a look where you're livin'
You got the Army on your street And the RUC dog of repression Is barking at your feet Is this the kind of place you wanna live? Is this where you wanna be?"
Aweright, I know things hiv changed a bit since then, but leave Glasgow alone, or someone'll be over to gie you a Glesga smile! :)
p.s your right about Orwell, he'd be spining in his grave if he knew how his work had been bastardised and abused by illiterate fools way the attention span of a goldfish.
Well, I did say a PUBLIC BOG in Glassgae....now if you're saying that such a location would be respresentative of the city at large I'd say it's YOU bad mouthing it :D
Belfast is a much nicer place than when AU was written, Bangor on the other hand is now just a wasteland of buidling sites and nearly dead people's homes. Our lovely Brighton-on-the-bomb style seafront is being replaced by some super complex thing, trouble is, that all the property is on LONGNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG lease, so there's just a progressively widening hole along the front, that wont be filled until the last building is vacated. Our beach is gone too, replaced with a marina.
I like the idea that even those FROM dePreston think the bus station is the ringpiece of all reality.
Having just seen the BB cuntestants on a website being viewed by a cow-orker, I'm intriqued.....they all appear female.....what the FUCK is gonna happen when they sync up!
"big brother has decided to suppply only enuff plugs for 5 chicks this month, let's see who gets them"
refuse to watch it still.
have seen this on a different site though
thought there were 2 twins? (according to the metro anyway) there appear to be three shown 
i gave it a miss last night, and stuck with the Apprentice. Sir Alan was on top form. that was funny when that dope was putting together the mini trampoline.
first few weeks on BB are crap anyway.
how on earth did simon stay in?
notice sugars little look at the camera after he'd commented on the trampoline as if to say "did you see what i said there?"
managed to avoid it thus far
the apprentice is awesome though.
apprentice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walking barefoot on glass for 10 miles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big brother
Never really cared for the version that they show here in the States. What they show ends up being way too tame.
Psy
hibster wrote: how on earth did simon stay in?
notice sugars little look at the camera after he'd commented on the trampoline as if to say "did you see what i said there?"
Gobsmacked that Simon didn't walk (especially when I'd been flicking whilst You've Been Fired was on and caught sight of his mug on there) and Nomio went instead.
That decision to buy wheelchairs was laughable and just the sort of thing Sugar told them NOT to do. How the fcuk did they sell TWO? And he froze like a startled bunny when directing as well.
hibster wrote: refuse to watch it still. have seen this on a different site though
thought there were 2 twins? (according to the metro anyway) there appear to be three shown
It's on a rotating loop, they've just taken a screenshot as the same girl has appeared at either end (one twin in the middle, the other replicated at each end).
I offically hate them all except for Laura, Carol and Lesley. Although Carol is the living reincarnation of Millie tant off of Viz
Emily is the worst... fucking indie music new....silly bint, i was an indie queen before she stopped crapping herself...
And whoever made the comment about the Welsh girl with big tits... nothing new there... i've been doing that look for years! :)
Liv
Liv wrote: Emily is the worst... fucking indie music new....silly bint, i was an indie queen before she stopped crapping herself...
Oi, Mrs! You are talking about the woman(girl) I love (probably, if she hasn't said anything even more stupid today). :mad4:
She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch) 
El Jarvo wrote:
She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
bloodynora wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
You do her, I'll do Charley 
bloodynora wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
i take your punch and raise it, she needs a kick in the fanny.
Jarvo, you could do so much better... maybe a woman with a brain. :)
Liv wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
i take your punch and raise it, she needs a kick in the fanny. :)
For the benefit of the Americans, she means a kick in the minge 
you gotta laugh aint ya...
Liv wrote: Jarvo, you could do so much better... maybe a woman with a brain. :)
She's got a brain. She said so herself.
She gave herself 10/10 for intelligence.
I for one, am prepared to believe her.
Oh yeah Jarvo, I can see it now
JARVO: Let me tell you all about Nuuu-ordahhh BINT: Who? JARVO: Its part of that new fangled indie scene thing BINT: oh my fucking god, they like totally rock, i lvoe them so much.
IT's your choice....
Missy Jem wrote:
Liv wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
i take your punch and raise it, she needs a kick in the fanny. :)
For the benefit of the Americans, she means a kick in the minge
erm...I still don't get it...
what's the point???
Doctor Clayhead wrote: The twins are from Stoke.
Draw your own conclusions.
They're from Newcastle-under-Lyme, which is a separate town - us Stokies are constantly being reminded of this by the good folk of Newcastle-under-Lyme (probably because they're posher and have money).
Anyone would think they're ashamed of us...
