Uncle Liam wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
according to the Sun.:
What a loveable bunch those Liverpool fans are. Never done anything wrong or caused any trouble anywhere.
Yous can talk?
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Whaddaya think 7 years in?
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Utter shite - 'civilization' sinks to the lowest ebb in human history 16 (42%)
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Absolutely fabulous! I'm hooked for the next three months!! 7 (18%)
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Who cares as long as there's plenty of talent in bikinis? 7 (18%)
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I'm utterly indifferent. 8 (21%)
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El Jarvo wrote: Anyways, looks like it's only gonna be good ... until Friday
Just one thing mate,
whit the fuck you doin on Now Magazine ("the all new womans own") site 
Questions must be asked
Missy Jem wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
You do her, I'll do Charley
Can I have a line as well 
:D
I thought there were no men in the house?
Perry Farrell is in the house???
It's okay, he's not really a man anyways...
Eep, sumer down, Johnny!! 
ETA [edited to add] Yes, I am hiding behind a fookin' book. Now shut the up and decode that Color Wheel already!!
:\pissedoff:
I'm off until Saturday. 
And anyway, I don't flip burgers. I deal with customers who can be total arseholes.
Johnny wrote: And can someone PLEASE decode that bloody colour wheel!!! It's driving me mad
Leggy D already did!!!
Decode it and it says, "Big Brother is a pile a shite"
Missy Jem wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
You do her, I'll do Charley
There's a lot of people on here would pay good money to watch that. It would certainly get the ratings up!
GlasVegas wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)
she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)
You do her, I'll do Charley
There's a lot of people on here would pay good money to watch that. It would certainly get the ratings up!
Especially if theyre naked in a mud pit
didn't take that black tart long to get on the front of the Daily Star.
she's a cross between Chris Eubank and Daniella Westbrook.
check-i-ow!!
she'll be the first dog to be put down.
Vague musings so far:
Quite apart from being from North Staffs, the twins seem pretty harmless and I reckon they've got more mileage that you might initially think - BB audiences love 'innocents', no?
The Wurzel Gummidge-alike is surely Pete from the last series (in a wig).
See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.
I've just had a horrible thought.
A NOOL Big Brother house
Who should go in?
Aside from Rocket Mick who's automatically in, natch.
El Jarvo wrote:
ally wrote: Aside from Rocket Mick who's automatically in, natch.
10 birds!
By the way, proof she really is your dream bird.
El Jarvo wrote:
ally wrote: Aside from Rocket Mick who's automatically in, natch.
10 birds!
Er, could we actually manage that?
Didn't we almost have an NOOL Big Brother at the gites in France when we went over for Les Vielles Charrues? Eleven vikings in a house miles from anywhere, Alex at the cooker making bacon butties all day, a fridge full of beer and Ness in the swimming pool?!
Don't say fuck or bugger.
I've cut the plug of the telly - will leave it that way for the duration.
ally wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
ally wrote: Aside from Rocket Mick who's automatically in, natch.
10 birds!
By the way, proof she really is your dream bird.
and it's in the Sun, so you KNOW it's true!!!
I believe!!!
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
- See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.
you'd be licking the back of my neck then.
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
- See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.
you'd be licking the back of my neck then.
And you'd be sniffin ma arse
gazman wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
- See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.
you'd be licking the back of my neck then.
And you'd be sniffin ma arse
Why can't you all just have a game of Twister like proper self-respecting perverts ?
Mrs Milky wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: 10 birds!
With doe eyes I suppose....
Yeah, and all with a great Emily-style firm peachy arse, NATCH!!
It's great for motivating me to get off me arse and gets things done.I don't actually mind the programme but everytime i sit down to watch it i start to think of things that need doing , ie. new taps to be fitted in the bathroom , spot of gardening , Chem Bros album to download.I've got shitloads of stuff done since this series started
gazman wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
- See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.
you'd be licking the back of my neck then.
And you'd be sniffin ma arse
Well done lads, I've had a shit day and you've just made me spit my drink out! 
