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Papa Bendi wrote: Rocket Mick: it sounds like a superhero name.
Are you a superhero? What are your superpowers? What powers would you like, and would you use them for good or evil???
NO i just float in my tin CAN...........can you hear me MAJOR TOM?
If i have ANY superpowers i think it may be AVOIDING WORK!
I would like to be INVISIBLE at the BAR and pour my own drinks without paying for them.
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Kath wrote: Rocket................
why does my daughter insist on 'borrowing' my clothes.....when a) they don't fit her........and b) she said she didnt like them when I bought them?
And also.............
why do I let her?
Cos she was brought up WRONG!
Point taken. 
Rocket,
If there's more than one way to skin a cat, how many ways are there in total and what is the best way to do it?
Snorri xxx
Minx wrote:
REN wrote: why are jars shaped the way they are ?????
as i find it a pain to get the last bit of spread out of the jar!!!!
Dunno why but..... problem solved
Also what shape would be better?????
Fantastic who needs roCKeT to solve things ... 
ROCKET MICK wrote:
REN wrote: why are jars shaped the way they are ?????
as i find it a pain to get the last bit of spread out of the jar!!!!
More PROFIT for the SELLERS. Get a flexible KNIFE or use your FINGERS.
I can sleep easy now!!!!! 
Johnny wrote: When are we going to get some hot weather?
If its anything like last year Johnny...........when I am out of the country......so on that basis....if anyone in the UK wants to fund this trip abroad..please don't hesitate to email me. 2 weeks should do it.
We SHOULD get some BETTER weather NOW cos i am going on holiday in WALES.So i shall NOT be around for the next 7 DAYS.Feel free to leave your questions and i will be able to answer them on my return.I am only taking THE REST OF NEW ORDER(English version) with me and THE KOOKS.These are on my PHONE.TAke care and i shall have TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED when i return.
REGARDS Rocket Mick 
Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Rocket, can you hang a man with a wooden leg ?
With Rocket on his hols, I can field this one: Unless the wood from which his leg is made is incredibly supple, it may prove difficult to tie his leg into a noose... A rope would prove more useful and effective...
Snorri xxx
As RoCkEtS away its now looks like
Ask Snorrimon.... so here it is :-
as this company have always got sales on WTF does
"DFS"
stand for ?????.....
my thought below......
Dreary Fooking Shit
....????
Hmmnnn... what it is here to ask? A ok. I got something to ask:
"a room without a view" or "a view without a room"?
"lost in a fools paradise" or "fools in a lost paradise"?
Indeed!
Achtung, Bendi! wrote: What is Wales like this time of the year???
Its like every year and since the beginning of time......Shite full of sheep shagging, sisters marrying, leek munching taffies who shout OGGY OGGY OGGY all day. Apart from that its OK :bag:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Achtung, Bendi! wrote: Oh no! Now I don't know who to believe?!?
FATS
Cheers Mick, evening how you diggling??
FATS wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Achtung, Bendi! wrote: Oh no! Now I don't know who to believe?!?
FATS
Cheers Mick, evening how you diggling??
GREAT
I THINK i have sold PLANET ROCKET.
Which means i don't have to WORK for awhile.
The fact that i haven't worked since 18th DECEMBER 2006 as NOTHING to do with it.
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Johnny wrote: Did you work "This " summer Mick?
I WORKED last DECADE
It was Acceptable In The 80s eh Mick?
