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Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Mick, Why is grass green?

'cos it hasn't ripened yet? :shrug:

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It's because of the chlorophyll... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote: Mick, Why is grass green?

SO your SHED stands out nicely!:laugh:

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When you move house Mick will you require .A .FLAT .Or .A.HOUSE?

So, you require a ONE bedroom .HOUSE .In .BRADFORD

Is that right?

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:abovelol:

fuck...I've just spit chocolate milk through my nose...

bastard!!!

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Mick , what on earth is Diggy doing here?

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: :abovelol:

fuck...I've just spit chocolate milk through my nose...

bastard!!!

:abovelol: It's finally happened!!

And by the way, Micket Sir, why is Jeff such a twat sometimes? :skeptic: :ignore:

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Johnny wrote: Mick , what on earth is Diggy doing here?

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Expressing his deep love for BM...

Snorri xxx

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bemoaning THE fact that the COVER is CREASED!:nod: :lol:

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Johnny's shed obviously isn't a dust-free environment... And those gnomes tend to chew the corners of sleeves... :nono:

Snorri xxx

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It's about time Johnny invited us all round to his for a Shed party.

Come on Johnny Boy :)

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Just have to make sure the BBQ wasn't too near the shed... :nod: On the way back from Re: Order at Corby?

Snorri xxx

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I will keep a check on the weather forecast for that weekend:thumb:

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IT will be MAINLY wet.:hat:

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In Johnny's shed? Tell him to turn the garden hose OFF... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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Mick,

what the fuck do I have to do to get that bint Posh Spice off my fucking telly???

I really do find her almost as annoying as that Jemma chick...

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Turn off your TV, Jeff? :lol:

Snorri xxx

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but if I turn off my TV, how am I gonna watch the footy???

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Yeah even more annoying is everytime i open The Daily Mirror newspaper she's taking up about 5 pages.Every.Fuckin.Day

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Don't read the Mirror then! I sent you a PM about the Re: Order gig, Johnny - might have a solution to your transport problem...

Snorri xxx

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There's nothing in my inbox Snorri.

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Have resent it...

Snorri xxx

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Mick,

what the fuck do I have to do to get that bint Posh Spice off my fucking telly???

I really do find her almost as annoying as that Jemma chick...

:love2: Hey poppet? Good to see I'm having the desired effect :laugh:

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What are you doing here?

Get back to work!

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Er, on a Saturday? Go and play with your new rubbish laptop or something

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Rocket...last night I dreamt that Missy Jem loved me...

do you know of any cures for nightmares like this???

Signed,

Transgendered of Austin...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket...last night I dreamt that Missy Jem loved me...

do you know of any cures for nightmares like this???

Signed,

Transgendered of Austin...

I'm sure Rocket will have a better answer, but just a suggestion here: don't listen to the Smiths before you go to sleep. :nod:

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Why is Awesome Awesome?

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