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Rocket, why is Jenn using IE??

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Hey Jeff, there's your big mac order... Nah, wait a minute, it's just a cheeseburger. Wrong order.

Indeed*!*

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Rocket, why do I have such a small penis?

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In the absence of Rocket Jeff.........

(Because you have small feet! :nod: )

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A little birdy once told me you once donned the Northern Soul dance scene? What would be a great top 10 northern Soul CD compilation?:scratch:

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Yes , i have a picture of Kath in her Northern Soul Dance period

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johnny wrote: Yes , i have a picture of Kath in her Northern Soul Dance period

If that was a dig, which I suspect it was...........bear in mind I have some photographic evidence Sir! :evil4: Say the word.............:nod:

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Ah fook another successful export that will enhance Australia's reputation.

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dear mr rocket,

my m8 richshan needs to buy some blank tapes,, u know the c 90 type ,,please can you advise,, he lives in brighton,, er no hove actually ,if that helps.

with bestest regards.

i have never looked at you in a sexual way in my life.

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Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

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Why is Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut?

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Oops wrong thread

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NOOLigan wrote: Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

And why is he a little cunt,who sings like a puff with his knackers squeezed tight in a vice?

Did he do Britney up the wrong un ? Credit to him,if he did..He won't have tho. :crazy:

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johnny wrote: Yes , i have a picture of Kath in her Northern Soul Dance period

Somebody call the fashion police.

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NOOLigan wrote: Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

Because it's painful for some of us to hear *N'SYNC songs in our heads.

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NOOLigan wrote: Why is Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut?

It's just as painful as wondering why Tom Cruise should play a German officer.

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[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

Because it's painful for some of us to hear *N'SYNC songs in our heads.

Yeah, that. :nod: What she said.

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Why do normal hold up stockings look nice but, why do hold up stockings that have holes and ladders in them look sexy yet slutty,but VERY sexy :lol:

:nuts:

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:nuts: wrote: Why do normal hold up stockings look nice but, why do hold up stockings that have holes and ladders in them look sexy yet slutty,but VERY sexy :lol:

:nuts:

ASK SHUG-he wears em:lol:

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R0CKET :clap:

How's things at PLANET DISCO.

Wow..

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14 K wrote: R0CKET :clap:

How's things at PLANET DISCO.

Wow..

Rather FINE.I move out of PLANET ROCKET very soon and so starts the NEXT phase of my LOW LIFE.I am still not drinking large amounts of beer.I regularly go the gym and am still going for long hikes in the countryside.I haven't worked for just over 8 months and have not sought a new job yet.Intend to get my passport back and maybe have a look around.Trying just to take each day as it comes.Problems still hit me at regular intervals but i am trying to keep a smile on my face which for an old sad bastard like me is sometimes very difficult.nOW how the DEVIL are you? Regards Rocket Mick :thumb:

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A bad run of good luck Mick?

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johnny wrote: A bad run of good luck Mick?

Well i have forgot THE ART OF ENJOYING ONESELF!But i will give it a GOOD try. Meanwhile back at PLANET ROCKET it is a NIGHTMARE trying to move the COLLECTION.:nod: The PARTY atmosphere of my neighbours is a BIT much too.STILL at least i've got the PENTHOUSE SUITE to look forward too.Known around here as THE TOP FLAT!I am NOT sure that the WHITE carpets are needed but i don't want a SLIPPY FLOOR to carry my records on.Maybe i will need to rethink ONE or TWO of these things.Even got a bog in my bedroom.Save me pissing in the WARDROBES.Must dash as i need to write some APOLOGY letters.:lol:

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ROCKET MICK wrote: Rather FINE.I move out of PLANET ROCKET very soon and so starts the NEXT phase of my LOW LIFE.

I am still not drinking large amounts of beer.I regularly go the gym and am still going for long hikes in the countryside.

I haven't worked for just over 8 months and have not sought a new job yet.Intend to get my passport back and maybe have a look around. Regards Rocket Mick :thumb:

Class act DISCO.. Good Work all this Time. Respect. G' Luck w/ the move. A new place to indulge in. Love most changes.
2. Drinking. :conscience: Simply change of style. Might raise a cool glass of Milk. All Clockwork Orange- like. 3. Walks. So Lucky and so valued.. 4. How the Devil :conscience: is I. Cheers. Enjoying the change in the weather. 5. That it's been eight months since.. Knocked out. Time Flies.

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REGARDS 14k.:thumb:

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Rocket....Why did I introduce the boy toy to Jeff and Monty and Chris Nash and Jenn in the chatroom last night:confused2: :nonono:

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DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote: Mick why are Monkay Wrenches so called?

As for the answer to who invented the Monkey Wrench there were several versions. One was that Robert Ripley proclaimed that the monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke a blacksmith. Some say it got its name because it resembles a monkey another version that a man named Monk a mechanic in 1856 invented a moveable jaw wrench and people started calling it Monk’s Wrench which turned into “monkey wrench”.

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minx gets my JOB! :lol:

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