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Just a thread for people to post great things they want to say about Radio 1 DJ and all-round sleb Jo Wiley.

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The first time i ever heard her on the radio was March 1993 when she played the Fire Island mix of Regret on the evening show.She's a bit irritating at times but she's alright.

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I LIKE jim REILLY,JIM REILLY TOO:thumb:

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Oh and a mate of mine has a sister with the exact same name.Ace:thumb:

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Johnny wrote: Oh and a mate of mine has a sister with the exact same name.Ace:thumb:

jOHNNY walker?:laugh:

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So far only Johnny is participating correctly in this thread.

Nice things about Jo only, please.

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BIGINOIL wrote: So far only Johnny is participating correctly in this thread.

Nice things about Jo only, please.

JO is LOVELY but DIGGY MIKE is a GIT!:laugh: PS i am OFF to the pub now so will ask the landlord HIS opinion on JO!:rolleyes:

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She's alright, s'pose.

That is as appreciative as I get :nod:

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Missy Jem wrote: Up her arse

You'd do her up the arse? Well done Jem, you get in there girl. :bow:

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

PS i am OFF to the pub now so will ask the landlord HIS opinion on JO!:rolleyes:

I bet he BARS you!

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She's way better than that Colin Murray

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BIGINOIL wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

PS i am OFF to the pub now so will ask the landlord HIS opinion on JO!:rolleyes:

I bet he BARS you!

The PUB. Fuck me, how much is a giro nowdays? :laugh:

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Johnny wrote: She's way better than that Colin Murray

And Murray Walker........

(she is an annoying cow though):nod:

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I guess she must be a member of the FABULOUS set

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OK Biggy I'll say something nice about her.

She's on the radio - meaning you can switch the stupid bitch off!

Incidentally I listen to Radio One all day, I like being irritated :nod:

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Thanks Jemma. That's nice.

Of course, being primarily on radio, you can't see her dumf face most of the time and that's a great thing!

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shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...

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Are there any decent Dj's on Radio 1?

i can't think of any.

And don't say Chris Moyles, hes a fat gobby leeds shitbag.

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BIGINOIL wrote: Just a thread for people to post great things they want to say about Radio 1 DJ and all-round sleb Jo Wiley.

She's really teeny. Only 5ft tall.

But then, they do say all the best things come in small packages.

Which, as we all know, is bollocks.

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Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...

Better off in what way?!

I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox. :food: :nod:

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On the telly after the who gig at glastonbury JW was hinting that she fancied Roger Daltrey. Her eyes are a bit too 'pig-like' for my liking.

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Steve One wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Up her arse

You'd do her up the arse? Well done Jem, you get in there girl. :bow:

:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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darran clarke wrote: On the telly after the who gig at glastonbury JW was hinting that she fancied Roger Daltrey. Her eyes are a bit too 'pig-like' for my liking.

And what's wrong with Rog? Looked pretty good from where I was sitting... on the sofa with a glass of red in my hand.............

And Jem.............try Radio 2 hon. You're nearly nearly old enough to qualify as a TOG! :laugh:

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Put some shoes on, you dozy self-infatuated bint.

:nod:

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Are there any decent Dj's on Radio 1?

i can't think of any.

And don't say Chris Moyles, hes a fat gobby leeds shitbag.

Correct! :thumb:

In fact i can remember the time i last listened to radio 1,whiley,murray,bowman :barf:

:nuts:

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Are there any decent Dj's on Radio 1?

Annie Mac - Her slot on Thursday was peachy, not so keen on the new position they've got her in.

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El Jarvo wrote:

Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...

Better off in what way?!

I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox. :food: :nod:

I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley :thumbdown:

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Eyup BRF was in Redacar saturday neet,its erm, really nice..... What they call yer up there? Smoggies?

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:nuts: wrote: Eyup BRF was in Redacar saturday neet,its erm, really nice..... What they call yer up there? Smoggies?

:nuts:

How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then :thumb:

They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.

Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ? :laugh:

Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like. :thumb:

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Boatraceface wrote:

:nuts: wrote: Eyup BRF was in Redacar saturday neet,its erm, really nice..... What they call yer up there? Smoggies?

:nuts:

How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then :thumb:

They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.

Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ? :laugh:

Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like. :thumb:

Twas a trip to the races with the local club,and a 20+ pint bender!

Races were ok,won fook all tho.

Got dropped off first thing near clocktower,then made us way to a boozer near the front,pretty cheap anall!

Bit daunting seeing all those chimneys puthering shit out like and absolutely pissed misel when i saw that neetclub for sale on the seafront,very a la 70's!

Want a bad neet,went to all them bars on that street where the barracuda bar is,cannae remember any of the other names tho!

Dint realise it wa so near to boro anall,are boro smoggies then?

:nuts:

P.s, i mite have hijacked the thread but i did listen to jo whiley today,she were shite!

:nuts:

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:nuts: wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

:nuts: wrote: Eyup BRF was in Redacar saturday neet,its erm, really nice..... What they call yer up there? Smoggies?

:nuts:

How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then :thumb:

They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.

Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ? :laugh:

Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like. :thumb:

Twas a trip to the races with the local club,and a 20+ pint bender!

Races were ok,won fook all tho.

Got dropped off first thing near clocktower,then made us way to a boozer near the front,pretty cheap anall!

Bit daunting seeing all those chimneys puthering shit out like and absolutely pissed misel when i saw that neetclub for sale on the seafront,very a la 70's!

Want a bad neet,went to all them bars on that street where the barracuda bar is,cannae remember any of the other names tho!

Dint realise it wa so near to boro anall,are boro smoggies then?

:nuts:

P.s, i mite have hijacked the thread but i did listen to jo whiley today,she were shite!

:nuts:

Ha ha it's like reading Sid the Sexist in Viz, not in a sexist way, but the style of writing

made us way neet cannae anall

Speak the Queens English like wot i do

:nono: :evil4:

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Boatraceface wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...

Better off in what way?!

I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox. :food: :nod:

I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley :thumbdown:

Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?

I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...

Better off in what way?!

I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox. :food: :nod:

I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley :thumbdown:

Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?

I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:

horticulture means growing things. lol

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NOOLigan wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...

Better off in what way?!

I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox. :food: :nod:

I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley :thumbdown:

Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?

I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:

horticulture means growing things. lol

thats half of it. It also refers to maintenance, such as cutting and pruning.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...

Better off in what way?!

I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox. :food: :nod:

I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley :thumbdown:

Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?

I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:

horticulture means growing things. lol

thats half of it. It also refers to maintenance, such as cutting and pruning.

It Still means growing things and not slashing and burning. ;)

What length pit hair do you find objectionable then??

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Missy Jem wrote:

:nuts: wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

:nuts: wrote: Eyup BRF was in Redacar saturday neet,its erm, really nice..... What they call yer up there? Smoggies?

:nuts:

How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then :thumb:

They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.

Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ? :laugh:

Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like. :thumb:

Twas a trip to the races with the local club,and a 20+ pint bender!

Races were ok,won fook all tho.

Got dropped off first thing near clocktower,then made us way to a boozer near the front,pretty cheap anall!

Bit daunting seeing all those chimneys puthering shit out like and absolutely pissed misel when i saw that neetclub for sale on the seafront,very a la 70's!

Want a bad neet,went to all them bars on that street where the barracuda bar is,cannae remember any of the other names tho!

Dint realise it wa so near to boro anall,are boro smoggies then?

:nuts:

P.s, i mite have hijacked the thread but i did listen to jo whiley today,she were shite!

:nuts:

Ha ha it's like reading Sid the Sexist in Viz, not in a sexist way, but the style of writing

made us way neet cannae anall

Speak the Queens English like wot i do

:nono: :evil4:

How very dare you missy!

Funny thing is i have picked some of these shortened words from the good folks here on nool,i type these short words because i'm lazy,blind as a bat and a dyslexic yorkshire twat! :lol:

:nuts:

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If Jo Wiley were a food, she'd be a Pot Noodle.

Bland, tasteless, processed pap.

Never liked that woman, she's such a groveller.:thumbdown: :nonono: :shades:

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