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wrote: Eyup BRF was in Redacar saturday neet,its erm, really nice..... What they call yer up there? Smoggies?
How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then 
They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.
Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ? 
Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like.
Boatraceface wrote:
How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then
They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.
Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ?
Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like.
Twas a trip to the races with the local club,and a 20+ pint bender!
Races were ok,won fook all tho.
Got dropped off first thing near clocktower,then made us way to a boozer near the front,pretty cheap anall!
Bit daunting seeing all those chimneys puthering shit out like and absolutely pissed misel when i saw that neetclub for sale on the seafront,very a la 70's!
Want a bad neet,went to all them bars on that street where the barracuda bar is,cannae remember any of the other names tho!
Dint realise it wa so near to boro anall,are boro smoggies then?
P.s, i mite have hijacked the thread but i did listen to jo whiley today,she were shite!
Boatraceface wrote:
How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then
They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.
Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ?
Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like.
Twas a trip to the races with the local club,and a 20+ pint bender!
Races were ok,won fook all tho.
Got dropped off first thing near clocktower,then made us way to a boozer near the front,pretty cheap anall!
Bit daunting seeing all those chimneys puthering shit out like and absolutely pissed misel when i saw that neetclub for sale on the seafront,very a la 70's!
Want a bad neet,went to all them bars on that street where the barracuda bar is,cannae remember any of the other names tho!
Dint realise it wa so near to boro anall,are boro smoggies then?
P.s, i mite have hijacked the thread but i did listen to jo whiley today,she were shite!
Ha ha it's like reading Sid the Sexist in Viz, not in a sexist way, but the style of writing
made us way neet cannae anall
Speak the Queens English like wot i do
Boatraceface wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...
Better off in what way?!
I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox.
I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley
Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?
I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...
Better off in what way?!
I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox.
I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley
Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?
I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:
horticulture means growing things. lol
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...
Better off in what way?!
I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox.
I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley
Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?
I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:
horticulture means growing things. lol
thats half of it. It also refers to maintenance, such as cutting and pruning.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Steve One wrote: shes better than the other one, whats her fucking name? Jon Carters ex bird, Sara...
Better off in what way?!
I'd much rather 'do' Sara Cox.
I bet Sara Cox is superb in bed. Jo Whiley
Didnt Jo Whiley have hairy armpits at one point?
I can't stand women not into horticulture.:\ohwell:
horticulture means growing things. lol
thats half of it. It also refers to maintenance, such as cutting and pruning.
It Still means growing things and not slashing and burning. ;)
What length pit hair do you find objectionable then??
Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
How did that come about nuts? I trust you had a good un then
They call us codheads as it goes,with Redcar being on the coast.
Reading between the lines when you say "It's erm,really nice" do you mean scruffy,rough little shithole ?
Still,it's the people that make the place in my eyes,and I would'nt want to live anywhere else.I love Redcar,me like.
Twas a trip to the races with the local club,and a 20+ pint bender!
Races were ok,won fook all tho.
Got dropped off first thing near clocktower,then made us way to a boozer near the front,pretty cheap anall!
Bit daunting seeing all those chimneys puthering shit out like and absolutely pissed misel when i saw that neetclub for sale on the seafront,very a la 70's!
Want a bad neet,went to all them bars on that street where the barracuda bar is,cannae remember any of the other names tho!
Dint realise it wa so near to boro anall,are boro smoggies then?
P.s, i mite have hijacked the thread but i did listen to jo whiley today,she were shite!
Ha ha it's like reading Sid the Sexist in Viz, not in a sexist way, but the style of writing
made us way neet cannae anall
Speak the Queens English like wot i do
How very dare you missy!
Funny thing is i have picked some of these shortened words from the good folks here on nool,i type these short words because i'm lazy,blind as a bat and a dyslexic yorkshire twat! 
If Jo Wiley were a food, she'd be a Pot Noodle.
Bland, tasteless, processed pap.
Never liked that woman, she's such a groveller.
