http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Rankin
Anyone else ever read this maniac?
For those who haven't, it's a bit like Douglas adams and Terry Pratchet getting really REALLY drunk and writing a Dr Who script.
Talking guardian sprouts, nazi time travellers, the fate of Earth decided by whether or not Brentford win the FA cup, more sprouts,the horrible bloodthirsty masacre of many nursery rhyme characters (or pre-adolescent poetic personalities as they prefer to be known)......what more can I say....except.
"god save all here and mine's a pint of large Neville"