Yer top 5 NON crap things about Britain

Well it's only right we think about the positives:

The English Countryside - outstanding, especially with the weather we've been having recently.

British Music

British Fashion

The Roads - when not congested admittedly, but they are the best roads in the world

Manners - thankfully there's still a lot about

People, History, Music, Style, Weather.

The British sense of humour

Mr Blobby Cliff Richard Harvester Restaurants The Legal System The Sun

British fashion???

Isn't it American way to brag about your own nation so openly?

1. Rock music
2. Humour
3. Celebrities crossing over to the US
4. History
5. Literature

cozzie doesn't live here

Northern birds...

You gorra love 'em.

1. we saved Europe from Fascism
2. culture, arts, literature, music
3. the inventions
4. England
5. HM the Queen

OOOH OOOH OOOH...

AND

I forgot.

You can call Japanese people 'Japs' without being jumped on.

Me Music Sport Beer Chippies

1. New Order
2. F1
3. BBC
4. Railways on mainland (provencial envy that)
5. My mate Jemmie (how's that for arse kissing)

Missy Jem wrote:

Manners - thankfully there's still a lot about

While the English enjoy the image of very polite, sometimes offish, people, the truth is they are rather wild abroad. If someone's ever been to Thailand, Turkey, Spain, the loudest and craziest people turn out to be the English. So far this is a second source.

Here are my 5 NON crap things about Britain:

1. Music.
2. Fashion.
3. Architecture.
4. Inclination to adventure.
5. Unlikeness.

Weird seasons British Radio/TV Queuing Bonfire Night Airports

1. good public transportation
2. the scottish highlands
3. london
4. much better music than the US
5. electric kettles (not at all popular over here)

Burt Reynolds wrote: OOOH OOOH OOOH...

AND

I forgot.

You can call Japanese people 'Japs' without being jumped on.

I should take a sheep, very similar to your avatar, and hurl it to your head.

1. Music
2. Manchester United
3. Beer
4. literature
5. Women

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: OOOH OOOH OOOH...

AND

I forgot.

You can call Japanese people 'Japs' without being jumped on.

I should take a sheep, very similar to your avatar, and hurl it to your head.

I've seen you say "brit", same thing dafty!

What about if it were written as....

Jap'

Clearly showing it as an abrieviation?

Anyway I forgot.....

BRITISH SCIENCE FICTION!!!!!!!!

yous can rap yer fuckin star trek up yer fuckin bangle, give me Clarke and Wells any day (ok Asimov wasn't ours, but who needs robots eh? (sorry Isaac I'm joking))

Charlotte Church Mike Parry Spice Girls Trevor Macdonald Chips

lamb

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I'll second that. There is no british fashion. Except maybe Paul Smith its all shite.

get yer feet measured for these mate. got a pair down Greaty market on Saturday.

King John Honest John wrote: get yer feet measured for these mate. got a pair down Greaty market on Saturday.

Croc's? Dont ever wear them in public John FFS!

Scotland

thats about it...

darran clarke wrote:

1. we saved Europe from Fascism
2. culture, arts, literature, music
3. the inventions
4. England
5. HM the Queen

Er...

1 With the help of millions of Americans, Russians, canadians, French, Yugoslavians, and most of the rest of non-Nazi Europe.

2 Culture? Have you watched TV and read the newspapers recently? (OK to literature and music)

3 Which inventions in particular?

4 This is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Little Englanders F*ck off

5 The Queen- Hang her high! Parasitic drain on our nation. As are the rest of the "Royals"

1. Humour
2. Music
3. History
4. Sheffield
5. Me

The beer in Britain is crap compared to other countries in Europe.

how come you never see a massive kick-off in these Munchen Oktoberfest beer halls. always wondered that. is the beer not fighting gear?