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Boatraceface wrote: Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?
BRF you'd be a perfect canidate to try my new invention. Its a velcro wall. You put the kids in a velcro suit and just apply them to the wall. Put velcro on toys, and they can roll around on the wall forever, having lots of fun...the best thing is you know where they are....also gives you a chance for you and the misses to rekindle that spark by going to clubs, eating out, etc. all without having to pay for a babysitter!
King John Honest John wrote: the ask miffany thread
is that how you pronounce it Miff?
is this the end for "ask rocket"?
Whatcha reckon Myf?
We should probably ask Rocket too, just to be on the safe side...
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: the ask miffany thread
is that how you pronounce it Miff?
is this the end for "ask rocket"?
Whatcha reckon Myf?
We should probably ask Rocket too, just to be on the safe side...
Snorri xxx
Oh no, please don't. PLEASE don't. You will all live to regret it. Ask Rocket - he'll agree. 
Boatraceface wrote: Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?
I have jsut the answer to your problem, do you have an alarm system in your house? the kind that have little sensors in the room and glow each time some one walks by, if so, just tell the kids that each time the light goes on SANTA is watching, I am sure this will help, let me know how it goes
Kath wrote:
Snorrimon wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: the ask miffany thread
is that how you pronounce it Miff?
is this the end for "ask rocket"?
Whatcha reckon Myf?
We should probably ask Rocket too, just to be on the safe side...
Snorri xxx
Oh no, please don't. PLEASE don't. You will all live to regret it. Ask Rocket - he'll agree.
now now Kath, have I not been the one you rely on for good advice!! the one you come to when the shit hits the fan, I demand an apology, right now, oh yes and a glass of wine please
Kath wrote:
Snorrimon wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: the ask miffany thread
is that how you pronounce it Miff?
is this the end for "ask rocket"?
Whatcha reckon Myf?
We should probably ask Rocket too, just to be on the safe side...
Snorri xxx
Oh no, please don't. PLEASE don't. You will all live to regret it. Ask Rocket - he'll agree.
It's ok, Kath, I've already retreated to a safe distance... I'm still recovering from Corby... There's a lovely picture of us on the Re: Order website actually... 
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote:
Kath wrote:
Snorrimon wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: the ask miffany thread
is that how you pronounce it Miff?
is this the end for "ask rocket"?
Whatcha reckon Myf?
We should probably ask Rocket too, just to be on the safe side...
Snorri xxx
Oh no, please don't. PLEASE don't. You will all live to regret it. Ask Rocket - he'll agree.
It's ok, Kath, I've already retreated to a safe distance... I'm still recovering from Corby... There's a lovely picture of us on the Re: Order website actually...
Snorri xxx
I am sorry to say that you had a false impression of me that night, do apologise, bit stressed out, on the whole quite normal, full of fun a very generous loving person, never judge a book by it's cover!!
Don't forget - I was sober as well then - that may have affected my judgement... 
It was a top night
Snorri xxx
Boatraceface wrote: Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?
How much were the tickets to the disco?, and did they play New Order?
Snorrimon wrote: Don't forget - I was sober as well then - that may have affected my judgement...
Snorri xxx
I was quite sober myself, which is sad in itself considering we were stopping over, did not know many people at the time, just put up a front I supose, won't do it again promise. Ignore what Kath says I am normal, etc etc
EdelBrock wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?
BRF you'd be a perfect canidate to try my new invention. Its a velcro wall. You put the kids in a velcro suit and just apply them to the wall. Put velcro on toys, and they can roll around on the wall forever, having lots of fun...the best thing is you know where they are....also gives you a chance for you and the misses to rekindle that spark by going to clubs, eating out, etc. all without having to pay for a babysitter!
It sounded an alrightish idea,until you said 'rekindle' and 'Missus'..Whoa whoa whoa there silver!!!I really do NOT want to be doing owt like that...I'd rather rekindle my arse on a handgrenade I said, I'm a S-i-n-g-l-e Dad.Pay a attention!
darran clarke wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?
How much were the tickets to the disco?, and did they play New Order?
They played smacked arse and chips for 30 bob. 
Myfanwy wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?
I have jsut the answer to your problem, do you have an alarm system in your house? the kind that have little sensors in the room and glow each time some one walks by, if so, just tell the kids that each time the light goes on SANTA is watching, I am sure this will help, let me know how it goes
Did'nt go too well..Santa got his head kicked in by them,for being a perv :rip:
I'm so proud of them
Boatraceface wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?
BRF you'd be a perfect canidate to try my new invention. Its a velcro wall. You put the kids in a velcro suit and just apply them to the wall. Put velcro on toys, and they can roll around on the wall forever, having lots of fun...the best thing is you know where they are....also gives you a chance for you and the misses to rekindle that spark by going to clubs, eating out, etc. all without having to pay for a babysitter!
It sounded an alrightish idea,until you said 'rekindle' and 'Missus'..Whoa whoa whoa there silver!!!I really do NOT want to be doing owt like that...I'd rather rekindle my arse on a handgrenade
You got my atenTENtion. But I put misses as in miss - pluralized - as in more than one, you hound dog. I know I misspell and jack up the good english language alot, but that one WAS intentional.
Figure it must be hard courting young birds with little kidums attached to yer back and on a leash.
You figured right
Though I'm not arsed,and I'm out of the game....For now that is!
My world is unbelieveably complicated,just now.
And check my spelling of attention..Bet you feel pretty daft now,eh? 
Now if you could only have one of the moderators steathly change your spelling in the quote, then I'd feel rEaL DaFt.
But good luck in calming it down to later down a bird (hell if I were single again, I'd be going for 20 year olds) Who needs them ol' wrinkly birds
EdelBrock wrote: Now if you could only have one of the moderators steathly change your spelling in the quote, then I'd feel rEaL DaFt.
But good luck in calming it down to later down a bird (hell if I were single again, I'd be going for 20 year olds)
I'll have you know that us 'birds' are not all wrinkly and what make you think we want you sad old gits anyway:D
