My secret room

for all of you out there who are either with a partner or have been, have you ever been dealt the question "have you seen my", now the question could be anything, I am usually asked about pants, sock and the occasional screwdriver etc, I am sure it is different for everyone else, they must asume I hide them some where just to be spiteful, like i've got nothing better to do.

in other words " i could probably find it if i made an effort.i have an idea where it is but i'll pretend i don't 'cause i can't be arsed to look so you can get it for me" ?

couldn't have put it better myself Although they do really believe I have seen such items and know there where abouts, like I give a F**k, if it ain't my fags, keys or phone I don't really care

In our house the evil pixies hide everythiing in the night, but fortunately the elves generally find them again the next day!

Myfanwy....Have you seen my cock?

My secret room is not so secret... anymore...

MONTY wrote: Myfanwy....Have you seen my cock?

Oh Monty I didn't know you cared

Chris Nash wrote:

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That's hideously close to a Depeche Mode quote...

My secret garden is nos secrewt sanymore. Lovely pice.

Hey Myfanwy

I live alone and am quite tidy and organised so everything tends to have a place, but I do have my moments.

Most recent is searching my house up and down for the remote control and eventually finding it in the fridge (and this is not the first time!)

I've somehow managed to lose a whole photograph album which has great sentimental value and I'm quite upset about it, I've had the house upside down, the shed and my attic. Do you know where it is Myfanwy???

i've got three of them. each in differet birds house. so thats 4 birds who don't know where it is

I'm usually the one who has to say "have you seen my...?". the missus invariably replies "it's probably where you left it". this is annoying because rather than help, it's designed to be irritating; but more importantly it's nearly always incorrect. three kids and herself conspire to move, hide, cover, box anything that's left in view.

I think I'm fairly good at remembering where I've left things (unless pissed) but I have spent time wandering around the house looking and checking all my pockets for my mobile then realised that I couldn't find it because I'm actual using it at the time

it's called SENIOR MOMENT!

OR you could be like my wife who LOVES to rearrange things without letting me know that she has, and where I keep something, no longer is there mysteriously....though she complains everytime I ask her...and she acts like she never does this

EdelBrock wrote: OR you could be like my wife who LOVES to rearrange things without letting me know that she has, and where I keep something, no longer is there mysteriously....though she complains everytime I ask her...and she acts like she never does this

She seems like a great house keeper.

More that half my house is a secret place. I hardly ever venture into those rooms.

I have three juicers numerous cutlery and plate sets, but I'll be buggered if I can find my blender,.

update: both the missus and I were late for work this morning because our youngest had lost one of his school shoes (and we could only find individual non-school shoes too). so we looked everywhere: in beds, in the car, in toy boxes etc - I eventually found it at the top of the hat-stand.

surely there is a conspiracy going on!!

Wow! A hat-stand... I can only dream of such riches...

Snorri xxx

Facsimile wrote: update: both the missus and I were late for work this morning because our youngest had lost one of his school shoes (and we could only find individual non-school shoes too). so we looked everywhere: in beds, in the car, in toy boxes etc - I eventually found it at the top of the hat-stand.

surely there is a conspiracy going on!!

people (i.e YOU) have hat stands?? what's all that about? infact...what is a hat stand??

In fact, sack the hat-stand... You need a shoe-rack...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: In fact, sack the hat-stand... You need a shoe-rack...

Snorri xxx

is right.

...and one of those carrier-bag-tidies... They're ace...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: ...and one of those carrier-bag-tidies... They're ace...

Snorri xxx

my carrier bag tidy is actually a carrier bag. loads of carrier bags stuffed into one carrier bag.

King John Honest John wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: ...and one of those carrier-bag-tidies... They're ace...

Snorri xxx

my carrier bag tidy is actually a carrier bag. loads of carrier bags stuffed into one carrier bag.

that's almost a definition of post-modernism. regarding hatstands - we live in the forties. we're waiting for a man to come around and fit the house with electricity. (these gas powered computers are a bit temperamental)

Missy Jem wrote: Hey Myfanwy

I live alone and am quite tidy and organised so everything tends to have a place, but I do have my moments.

Most recent is searching my house up and down for the remote control and eventually finding it in the fridge (and this is not the first time!)

I've somehow managed to lose a whole photograph album which has great sentimental value and I'm quite upset about it, I've had the house upside down, the shed and my attic. Do you know where it is Myfanwy???

First off, use the trusted solution, pray to St.Anthony, I can trust that you will find the lost item within a week, it always works, if that fails, do what the old dears do and leave yourself little notes around the house, always works for my mom

King John Honest John wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: ...and one of those carrier-bag-tidies... They're ace...

Snorri xxx

my carrier bag tidy is actually a carrier bag. loads of carrier bags stuffed into one carrier bag.

don't feel bad about it,, do the same myself, except I use them as dog shit scoopers, they are Tesco bags that say we should re use these items and for the effort gain green card points on our tesco cards, do you think I qualify??

Facsimile wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: ...and one of those carrier-bag-tidies... They're ace...

Snorri xxx

my carrier bag tidy is actually a carrier bag. loads of carrier bags stuffed into one carrier bag.

that's almost a definition of post-modernism. regarding hatstands - we live in the forties. we're waiting for a man to come around and fit the house with electricity. (these gas powered computers are a bit temperamental)

Ceci n'est pas un sac plastique...

Does this mean you'll soon get an electric hatstand?

Snorri xxx

Myfwany,I'm a single dad with 3 young kids, and its just as bad. I never know where the fuck they hide important stuff I ask them to leave alone.As you can imagine,the naughty step is worn down to a nub.How can I stop them being walking talking tornados, and busting everything in sight?E.g. my cheque book got used for imaginary disco tickets yesterday,and can I fuck find most of my viking badges!!It's not on!! I could go on and on,and on....Advice welcome.I'm thinking of cancelling chrimbo,that'll teach em.No more Mr nice guy! What do yer reckon?Fair dooze?

the ask miffany thread

is that how you pronounce it Miff?

is this the end for "ask rocket"?

'Breakfast at Miffany's' Pass the sauce..Anyone seen the fuckin sauce ? Nowt where you last left it in this gaff