Those that are 'ovulating naturally' apparently.
So it ain't just down to the size of their tits?! 
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What sort of Lap-dancer do you go for?!
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I always went for the sultry brunettes in basques and stockings, with big tits obviously ! 
Used to be a wonderful Russian lass at Brown's in the City... 
Waaaaaay too expensive for me.....prefer to get mine at home...where it can progress a little further
Actually only did that at my bachelor party (!)
And my friends paid for 2 at once 
And in Quebec, YOU CAN TOUCH 
EdelBrock wrote: Waaaaaay too expensive for me.....prefer to get mine at home...where it can progress a little further
That's the fun bit though ! The thrill and then the frustration...! What could have been!
Ask Paul McCartney.
I bet he'll pick one with two legs next time! Cheap at half the price.
Ooops.
NOOLigan wrote: Now this stuff is worthy of a Nobel Prize.
I'll add my nomination....but will need to test out all the applicants to see who deserves the title
The first time I went to Aberdeen some of the locals paid for me a double lap dance. I laughed all the way through it, nerves obviously. They were both brunette's. I'd definitely give them one
(I've been at a wedding all day, I wouldn't normally behave this way...)
Did you give them a G-string Wedgie Jemma?
I've always thought that would be fun..It's considered uncouth though, apparently 
Are you a wedding crasher an all? How many weddings? Any good then?
preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...you know. ioan gruffudd from the forsyte saga and the fantastic four would be nice...
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...you know. ioan gruffudd from the forsyte saga and the fantastic four would be nice...
No, that would just be gay as fuck
Boatraceface wrote:
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...you know. ioan gruffudd from the forsyte saga and the fantastic four would be nice...
No, that would just be gay as fuck
come on. you'd enjoy it as much as i would. ;)
Oh okay then,I would..
But he'd deffo get a wedgie..A tree wedgie, and the bumps...Fairs,fair
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...
haircut??? shoes??? socks?????
I'm at a loss here, what would a guy have that would be nice and tight???
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...
Didn`t know women had a fall for some specific kinds of WALLETS!
The one that looks like a slut.
Well, you wouldn't feel right letting a "nice" girl degrade herself would you?
I always went for the sultry brunettes in basques and stockings, with big tits obviously !
Have to agree with Super Ally 
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Where the fuck IS Rocket Mick these days anyway??!!??
Busy with his new lap dance club-Rocket Strip!
Rumour has it 
El Jarvo wrote: Those that are 'ovulating naturally' apparently.
So it ain't just down to the size of their tits?!
What a great job.
Wonder how many hours he put in visiting lap dancing bars!
And no doubt it was all put on his expenses. Jammy, jammy bastard.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Where the fuck IS Rocket Mick these days anyway??!!??
hello
sTILL no internet connection for at least a week.So just BROWSING at the local library.And YOU,FORGOTTEN?
ROCKET MICK wrote: hello
You're at Old Trafford? 
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Where the fuck IS Rocket Mick these days anyway??!!??
hello
the local library.
you get can done for that.
Al - sad bastard that i am, i actually read this article in the printed version of new scientist on Sat, and knew what you were on about before i even opened this thread.
Well funny tho
DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote:
I always went for the sultry brunettes in basques and stockings, with big tits obviously !
Have to agree with Super Ally
A very wise choice sir! 
Steve One wrote: The one that looks like a slut.
Well, you wouldn't feel right letting a "nice" girl degrade herself would you?
! LOL.. Taking notes. Shirley.. Degrade or the Degrees of Empowern
Betty, Veronica, Cheryl and Ginger
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
A load of us from work went to one in Great Yarmouth a few years ago. A local bylaw stated that there had to be a female member of security in the room when the dancer was dancing.
Totally bizzare scenario where the strippers doing her stuff, you're sat on your hands and some large lady in a black bomber jacket stares at you intently just a few inches from your face.
Strange.
I met a psychologist at a party a few years back and he claimed to be able to tell when a woman was menstruating because they smell of sour milk. His wife took him home soon after that.
Most things published in 'The New Scientist' are not acceptable as scientific fact, as they are not 'Peer Reviewed'. Can't be bothered to explain, as I'm a lazy cnut, but you can look it up if you wish.
The article is probably right though.
My perfect lap dancer is a secret!
John Sludden wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: hello
You're at Old Trafford?
very DROLL.How you doin' JOHN?
BIGINOIL wrote:
I met a psychologist at a party a few years back and he claimed to be able to tell when a woman was menstruating because they smell of sour milk. His wife took him home soon after that.
Iguana's can do that though
Missy Jem wrote: The first time I went to Aberdeen some of the locals paid for me a double lap dance. I laughed all the way through it, nerves obviously. They were both brunette's. I'd definitely give them one
(I've been at a wedding all day, I wouldn't normally behave this way...)
At least you went to the posh one..........it's all downhill from there.......ask them cov gits 'The Enemy'
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
AgentWood wrote:
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
have you seen Kylie lately. She doesn't even look liker herself anymore. Me thinks one face lift too many.
NOOLigan wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
have you seen Kylie lately. She doesn't even look liker herself anymore. Me thinks one face lift too many.
No, sorry...I haven't seen her recently, she's not stopped by for tea in quite some time...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
have you seen Kylie lately. She doesn't even look liker herself anymore. Me thinks one face lift too many.
No, sorry...I haven't seen her recently, she's not stopped by for (a) tea (baggin') in quite some time...
Only managed one lapdance so far...my bachelor party for my short-lived marriage...she was a skinny brunette, not much up on top floor or the basement, but she DID let me Coppa-feel towards the end (not EVERYWHERE, however, but I'm good w/ not getting gonnorhea on my hands) If only I was paying for it and had extra cash, it could've gotten a lot more interesting...it was a shame she chose me, because there was another hotter dancer with massive...eyes who also tried to pick me up beforehand.
Good times. 
