Those that are 'ovulating naturally' apparently.
So it ain't just down to the size of their tits?! 
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What sort of Lap-dancer do you go for?!
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I always went for the sultry brunettes in basques and stockings, with big tits obviously ! 
Used to be a wonderful Russian lass at Brown's in the City... 
Waaaaaay too expensive for me.....prefer to get mine at home...where it can progress a little further
Actually only did that at my bachelor party (!)
And my friends paid for 2 at once 
And in Quebec, YOU CAN TOUCH 
EdelBrock wrote: Waaaaaay too expensive for me.....prefer to get mine at home...where it can progress a little further
That's the fun bit though ! The thrill and then the frustration...! What could have been!
Ask Paul McCartney.
I bet he'll pick one with two legs next time! Cheap at half the price.
Ooops.
NOOLigan wrote: Now this stuff is worthy of a Nobel Prize.
I'll add my nomination....but will need to test out all the applicants to see who deserves the title
The first time I went to Aberdeen some of the locals paid for me a double lap dance. I laughed all the way through it, nerves obviously. They were both brunette's. I'd definitely give them one
(I've been at a wedding all day, I wouldn't normally behave this way...)
Did you give them a G-string Wedgie Jemma?
I've always thought that would be fun..It's considered uncouth though, apparently 
Are you a wedding crasher an all? How many weddings? Any good then?
preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...you know. ioan gruffudd from the forsyte saga and the fantastic four would be nice...
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...you know. ioan gruffudd from the forsyte saga and the fantastic four would be nice...
No, that would just be gay as fuck
Boatraceface wrote:
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...you know. ioan gruffudd from the forsyte saga and the fantastic four would be nice...
No, that would just be gay as fuck
come on. you'd enjoy it as much as i would. ;)
Oh okay then,I would..
But he'd deffo get a wedgie..A tree wedgie, and the bumps...Fairs,fair
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...
haircut??? shoes??? socks?????
I'm at a loss here, what would a guy have that would be nice and tight???
Buffy wrote: preferably a male one. one with a nice, tight...
Didn`t know women had a fall for some specific kinds of WALLETS!
The one that looks like a slut.
Well, you wouldn't feel right letting a "nice" girl degrade herself would you?
I always went for the sultry brunettes in basques and stockings, with big tits obviously !
Have to agree with Super Ally 
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Where the fuck IS Rocket Mick these days anyway??!!??
Busy with his new lap dance club-Rocket Strip!
Rumour has it 
El Jarvo wrote: Those that are 'ovulating naturally' apparently.
So it ain't just down to the size of their tits?!
What a great job.
Wonder how many hours he put in visiting lap dancing bars!
And no doubt it was all put on his expenses. Jammy, jammy bastard.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Where the fuck IS Rocket Mick these days anyway??!!??
hello
sTILL no internet connection for at least a week.So just BROWSING at the local library.And YOU,FORGOTTEN?
ROCKET MICK wrote: hello
You're at Old Trafford? 
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Where the fuck IS Rocket Mick these days anyway??!!??
hello
the local library.
you get can done for that.
