Al - sad bastard that i am, i actually read this article in the printed version of new scientist on Sat, and knew what you were on about before i even opened this thread.
Well funny tho
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What sort of Lap-dancer do you go for?!
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DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote:
I always went for the sultry brunettes in basques and stockings, with big tits obviously !
Have to agree with Super Ally
A very wise choice sir! 
Steve One wrote: The one that looks like a slut.
Well, you wouldn't feel right letting a "nice" girl degrade herself would you?
! LOL.. Taking notes. Shirley.. Degrade or the Degrees of Empowern
Betty, Veronica, Cheryl and Ginger
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
A load of us from work went to one in Great Yarmouth a few years ago. A local bylaw stated that there had to be a female member of security in the room when the dancer was dancing.
Totally bizzare scenario where the strippers doing her stuff, you're sat on your hands and some large lady in a black bomber jacket stares at you intently just a few inches from your face.
Strange.
I met a psychologist at a party a few years back and he claimed to be able to tell when a woman was menstruating because they smell of sour milk. His wife took him home soon after that.
Most things published in 'The New Scientist' are not acceptable as scientific fact, as they are not 'Peer Reviewed'. Can't be bothered to explain, as I'm a lazy cnut, but you can look it up if you wish.
The article is probably right though.
My perfect lap dancer is a secret!
John Sludden wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: hello
You're at Old Trafford?
very DROLL.How you doin' JOHN?
BIGINOIL wrote:
I met a psychologist at a party a few years back and he claimed to be able to tell when a woman was menstruating because they smell of sour milk. His wife took him home soon after that.
Iguana's can do that though
Missy Jem wrote: The first time I went to Aberdeen some of the locals paid for me a double lap dance. I laughed all the way through it, nerves obviously. They were both brunette's. I'd definitely give them one
(I've been at a wedding all day, I wouldn't normally behave this way...)
At least you went to the posh one..........it's all downhill from there.......ask them cov gits 'The Enemy' 
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
AgentWood wrote:
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
have you seen Kylie lately. She doesn't even look liker herself anymore. Me thinks one face lift too many.
NOOLigan wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
have you seen Kylie lately. She doesn't even look liker herself anymore. Me thinks one face lift too many.
No, sorry...I haven't seen her recently, she's not stopped by for tea in quite some time...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
14 K wrote:
Most Men have Dreams of Carmen Electra or a Kate Bekinsale- type at their disposal.
kylie or JLo, perhaps? ones with junk in the trunk.
have you seen Kylie lately. She doesn't even look liker herself anymore. Me thinks one face lift too many.
No, sorry...I haven't seen her recently, she's not stopped by for (a) tea (baggin') in quite some time...
Only managed one lapdance so far...my bachelor party for my short-lived marriage...she was a skinny brunette, not much up on top floor or the basement, but she DID let me Coppa-feel towards the end (not EVERYWHERE, however, but I'm good w/ not getting gonnorhea on my hands) If only I was paying for it and had extra cash, it could've gotten a lot more interesting...it was a shame she chose me, because there was another hotter dancer with massive...eyes who also tried to pick me up beforehand.
Good times. 
