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I wish I had a film of Royser dancing to World in Motion last night. He was more pissed off than me that England lost!
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LeggyD wrote: Bonz for England manager
I especially liked the "arrogant, loud mouthed moo cows" part.........
From the players up to the FA they're all to blame. Gerrard and the like are starting to look like their premiership clubs non-english players are carrying them in the league.
Bonzette wrote: I even felt slightly smug at the fact Croatia were so smug – who could blame them? England is better known for the WAGS then as a talented football nation. It’s the Wag antics at tournaments that make the news headlines, dancing on tables, arrogant, loud mouthed moo cows making a living on the fact that they are simply a wife or girlfriend of a footballer who’s more than likely not even up to the international standard in the first place.
Don’t see how many people can dig at Beckham – he’s playing rubbish football in America, but not even managed that as he’s been injured most of the season, he’s not fit – yet he contributed more to last night’s game by that one touch, than the entire squad put together – bar Peter Crouch. Don’t see how anyone can blame him or slag him off to be honest.
Peter Crouch is the only person that showed any kind of spirit last night – don’t know what’s happened to Gerrard – perhaps he was high on the fumes of Alex Curran’s new perfume that she’s been plugging relentlessly the month (maybe the lads could learn a thing or two from the ladies about ambition, drive and ruthlessness?)
I’d choke even mentioning any of the other player’s names through sheer disbelief that they are anywhere near international standard! It’s totally laughable. And that’s exactly what England are!
We didn’t deserve to go through last night – even if we’d managed to blag an invite to the party. We’ve been embarrassingly poor throughout the qualifying rounds and I’m sure the rest of the qualifying teams have breathed a sigh of relief that they don’t have to put up with the arrogant WAGS bringing down the tone by dancing on tables and abusing other wives and girlfriends during the tournament next year. For that reason alone – we should be celebrating England being too rubbish to get qualify! I am!
McClaren is another arrogant, disillusioned manager of England that he refused to resign proves that this is true – but what the hell happened to Venables? What was his role exactly? It was always evident McClaren would never do a good job, but with Terry in the wings, I thought he might bring some of that sense and magic of the Euro 96 – he’s been a half decent manager – had the passion and spirit for the game, and England – but that has just gone the past 15 months. No life or inspiration in that soul at all.
I know a lot of the squad was out – but we’ve been shit throughout, even with those players in – so no point looking for desperate excuses. There’s defo something wrong with the football system in England – it starts quite blatantly with the Football Association as far as I’m concerned – from the grassroots, up to club level and appointment of managers and the whole general set up. Bunch of crooks creaming off fat wages. Is it any wonder they give such disgusting pay offs to managers who don’t cut the mustard when they can’t deliver either? All that money Sven and Steve have received - think of how that money could have been invested for facilities and the next generation of players!
I think there are probably better players in Division 1 – then some of those twits selected last night – in fact, I’d guarantee it, and I think it’s about time England management look outside the box that is the premiership.
Not sure I agree the argument that there are too many foreign players in the Premiership – if we didn’t have them and the quality they bring – we’d be watching pony like last night every game – I wouldn’t be too chuffed about forking out 1k every season for that pile of crud! English players can learn a thing or two from our foreign players – not least some lessons in being humble and grateful for the privilege to earn such money, and play for your country! It’s meant to be the biggest honor you can get – so why take the piss? That’s exactly what the majority were doing last night!
In all fairness – England have for a very long time been below or just average, it’s easy to forget how shit and boring we usually are in the qualifying rounds of any tournament – I can’t remember the last time we qualified for a major tournament in spectacular style - for some reason though, we tend to raise the bar during any finals and seem to fight our way to the quarters or the semi, but not necessarily through world class performance each time as other countries do!
Not sure about the next England manager – but it needs someone who has bottle and stands up against the FA and players alike, loves England and who is not afraid to challenged the players, or boot out the bloody WAGS for future tournaments etc… Time for the women to be thrown out and put in place where they belong, and time for the football to be simply football – where players also know their place!
BCD's post of the year! 
owz about Slav Bilic?
he looks the part. scary eyes. no bullshitting guaranteed. plays in a Croatian Napalm Death band. an he speaks the lingo.
all the things Tufty didn't.
Shhh-orted!!!
btw: Merry Venables WAS/IS crap. he was coach at Barca when i was a kid. got beat by Stower Bucharest in a final. shite. What's he done since then? absolutely, sweet fack all. Euro 96 semi at home. Cup final for Spurs. Big Deal. he shouldn't have been anywhere near England this time.
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Time for the women to be thrown out and put in place where they belong, and time for the football to be simply footbal
BCD's post of the year!
like behind the counter at half-time serving the teas and sausage rolls.
WOMEN!!! know your rolls!!!
King John Honest John wrote: like behind the counter at half-time serving the teas and sausage rolls.
WOMEN!!! know your rolls!!!
Tea? Sausuage roll?
It's all about the walnut whips and mini brandy bottles my friend!
And whole Germany sings: "Ohne England fahr'n wir zur EM."
But maybe one day we are the idiots, too. At the WM it was the Netherlands now England - so maybe Germany is next. But don't mind english people - the only title you won was by an given not-goal - so you won't have a chance anyway...
Steve One wrote: From the players up to the FA they're all to blame. Gerrard and the like are starting to look like their premiership clubs non-english players are carrying them in the league.
Far more exciting watching bear grylls surviving the sahara desert on discovery!
It is official Engerland are wank 
Bere wrote: And whole Germany sings: "Ohne England fahr'n wir zur EM."
But maybe one day we are the idiots, too. At the WM it was the Netherlands now England - so maybe Germany is next. But don't mind english people - the only title you won was by an given not-goal - so you won't have a chance anyway...
button it Bere.
Bere wrote: And whole Germany sings: "Ohne England fahr'n wir zur EM."
But maybe one day we are the idiots, too. At the WM it was the Netherlands now England - so maybe Germany is next. But don't mind english people - the only title you won was by an given not-goal - so you won't have a chance anyway...
Don't worry, you should be on familiar territory next summer, so you'll stand a chance
oldmonkey wrote:
Bere wrote: And whole Germany sings: "Ohne England fahr'n wir zur EM."
But maybe one day we are the idiots, too. At the WM it was the Netherlands now England - so maybe Germany is next. But don't mind english people - the only title you won was by an given not-goal - so you won't have a chance anyway...
Don't worry, you should be on familiar territory next summer, so you'll stand a chance
its not a three-wayer with Poland now is it?
Bonzette wrote: I even felt slightly smug at the fact Croatia were so smug – who could blame them? England is better known for the WAGS then as a talented football nation. It’s the Wag antics at tournaments that make the news headlines, dancing on tables, arrogant, loud mouthed moo cows making a living on the fact that they are simply a wife or girlfriend of a footballer who’s more than likely not even up to the international standard in the first place.
Don’t see how many people can dig at Beckham – he’s playing rubbish football in America, but not even managed that as he’s been injured most of the season, he’s not fit – yet he contributed more to last night’s game by that one touch, than the entire squad put together – bar Peter Crouch. Don’t see how anyone can blame him or slag him off to be honest.
Peter Crouch is the only person that showed any kind of spirit last night – don’t know what’s happened to Gerrard – perhaps he was high on the fumes of Alex Curran’s new perfume that she’s been plugging relentlessly the month (maybe the lads could learn a thing or two from the ladies about ambition, drive and ruthlessness?)
I’d choke even mentioning any of the other player’s names through sheer disbelief that they are anywhere near international standard! It’s totally laughable. And that’s exactly what England are!
We didn’t deserve to go through last night – even if we’d managed to blag an invite to the party. We’ve been embarrassingly poor throughout the qualifying rounds and I’m sure the rest of the qualifying teams have breathed a sigh of relief that they don’t have to put up with the arrogant WAGS bringing down the tone by dancing on tables and abusing other wives and girlfriends during the tournament next year. For that reason alone – we should be celebrating England being too rubbish to get qualify! I am!
McClaren is another arrogant, disillusioned manager of England that he refused to resign proves that this is true – but what the hell happened to Venables? What was his role exactly? It was always evident McClaren would never do a good job, but with Terry in the wings, I thought he might bring some of that sense and magic of the Euro 96 – he’s been a half decent manager – had the passion and spirit for the game, and England – but that has just gone the past 15 months. No life or inspiration in that soul at all.
I know a lot of the squad was out – but we’ve been shit throughout, even with those players in – so no point looking for desperate excuses. There’s defo something wrong with the football system in England – it starts quite blatantly with the Football Association as far as I’m concerned – from the grassroots, up to club level and appointment of managers and the whole general set up. Bunch of crooks creaming off fat wages. Is it any wonder they give such disgusting pay offs to managers who don’t cut the mustard when they can’t deliver either? All that money Sven and Steve have received - think of how that money could have been invested for facilities and the next generation of players!
I think there are probably better players in Division 1 – then some of those twits selected last night – in fact, I’d guarantee it, and I think it’s about time England management look outside the box that is the premiership.
Not sure I agree the argument that there are too many foreign players in the Premiership – if we didn’t have them and the quality they bring – we’d be watching pony like last night every game – I wouldn’t be too chuffed about forking out 1k every season for that pile of crud! English players can learn a thing or two from our foreign players – not least some lessons in being humble and grateful for the privilege to earn such money, and play for your country! It’s meant to be the biggest honor you can get – so why take the piss? That’s exactly what the majority were doing last night!
In all fairness – England have for a very long time been below or just average, it’s easy to forget how shit and boring we usually are in the qualifying rounds of any tournament – I can’t remember the last time we qualified for a major tournament in spectacular style - for some reason though, we tend to raise the bar during any finals and seem to fight our way to the quarters or the semi, but not necessarily through world class performance each time as other countries do!
Not sure about the next England manager – but it needs someone who has bottle and stands up against the FA and players alike, loves England and who is not afraid to challenged the players, or boot out the bloody WAGS for future tournaments etc… Time for the women to be thrown out and put in place where they belong, and time for the football to be simply football – where players also know their place!
Pity I'm already married and you're a gooner!
Steve One wrote: From the players up to the FA they're all to blame. Gerrard and the like are starting to look like their premiership clubs non-english players are carrying them in the league.
You haven't blamed Carragher yet for retiring.
Fat boy Rooney nice and rested for Uncle Fergie is he?
King John Honest John wrote: how come Cashley is suddenly worse than Bridge. they slipped that one in on the quiet.
Think Cashley wasn't match fit.
Or Roman was paying him a wedge to warm the bench to help Russia qualify
Bridge is the worst left back I've seen in many a season, when he came to Anfield a while back, on loan at Fulham
johnny wrote: World Cup draw - we'll be gubbed by Croatia again
Aye it would help if you're team tried to kick that wee round thing that's own the pitch.
