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Radio 2 are still playing it though! Just heard it.

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Kath wrote: Radio 2 are still playing it though! Just heard it.

Least someone's using some common sense!

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El Jarvo wrote:

Kath wrote: Radio 2 are still playing it though! Just heard it.

Least someone's using some common sense!

Oooh dunno about that - they are still playing Mariah Carey singing 'All I want for Christmas'........:laugh:

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shit. he's lost all his teeth now. :laugh:

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When it appeared on TOTP in 87, their main concern was the word arse!:skeptic:

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I just want to know, how the fuck is Shane MacGowan still alive?

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Overplayed rubbish IMO

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Kath wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Kath wrote: Radio 2 are still playing it though! Just heard it.

Least someone's using some common sense!

Oooh dunno about that - they are still playing Mariah Carey singing 'All I want for Christmas'........:laugh:

At least they are still using some common tart then!:laugh: Carey's singing does my box in:nod:

Fairytale in New York is the best Christmas song ever innit? I reckon it is anyhoo:nod:

Get a grip Radio 1!

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I just want to know, how the fuck is Shane MacGowan still alive?

Preserved in alcohol.

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The song seemed to disappear for a good few years after its original release for some reason then made a comeback late 90s to become a permanent fixture

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Best Christmas song, IMHO! :)

Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

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Nick King wrote: Best Christmas song, IMHO! :)

Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

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The faggots,they dont like being compared to Shane

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Gazman wrote:

Nick King wrote: Best Christmas song, IMHO! :)

Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

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The faggots,they dont like being compared to Shane

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meatballs have feelings???

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This sums it up pretty well (taken from the Pogues' forum):

One reader, Andrew, who identifies himself as a gay man, said he found the decision "pathetic".

"Shouldn't they be calling it F****tale of New York?" he asked.

Indeed, there is widespread mystification at Radio 1's decision to remove the word "faggot" to avoid offending homosexuals, but to allow other insults in the notoriously invective-filled lyrics.

Bruce said he also wanted "arse" bleeped out: "I don't want the BBC thrusting bottoms in my face on Christmas morning."

Jimbo took a different line: "I'm a scumbag and I must say I'm very offended by the use of the word in that Christmas song. Please beep it out Mr Beep Beep C. Scumbags of the world unite!"

There was general consensus that this is another example of political correctness gone mad, that disease seen to be endemic in the national broadcaster.

But David Coulter pointed out that under the BBC's logic "mad" was in itself an offensive term. He proposes "Different State of Mental Stability" as an alternative, adding: "Its Madness Gone PC".

Other readers looked at the practicalities of song writing, pointing out that faggot had to remain as it is the only possible rhyme for the maggot in the preceding line.

PJW, another gay reader, wrote that he does not find the song offensive as it was written at a time when faggot was in common use and considered acceptable.

"To begin altering songs made long ago would mean bleeping out a lot of the music back catalogue," he wrote.

"However, if the song was made today and directed at homosexuals solely then I do think that would be a whole different story."

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Ronan Keating sang Fairytale on Gay Byrnes late show and had to sing "You're cheap and you're haggard". Can't remember the other amendments

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God! Is the song about a minute long then after the edits? BBC not always reliable for common sense. Remembering back to last time I saw REPO MAN, I was most offended when Emilio Estevez uttered the line FLIP YOU MELON FARMER!

Remember when they banned a Nolans video,because Colleen dropped some litter into a river,

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"Fairytale" is my favorite Xmas song of all time!

Now what is it with MELON FARMER???!!! When I saw Die Hard 3 on TV, they dubbed in "melon farmer" as well.

Silly.

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The Pogues forum sounds miles better than this place!

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Nick King wrote: Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

People who still live in 1978.

I mean, who the fcuk uses faggot in this country anyore?! :eek3:

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El Jarvo wrote:

Nick King wrote: Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

People who still live in 1978.

I mean, who the fcuk uses faggot in this country anyore?! :eek3:

Me.:eek3: OldSkool:thumb:

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Boatraceface wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Nick King wrote: Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

People who still live in 1978.

I mean, who the fcuk uses faggot in this country anyore?! :eek3:

Me.:eek3: OldSkool:thumb:

Way too American for my liking!

Have a nice day! :D

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Too American.Really? What,even with my accent? Gee thanks,Awesome!:eek3: :laugh:

Ye know,I used to also avoid saying 'GUY' for a very long time,as that is extremely American..but I do say that now and again these days,to my shame... I do draw the line at Buddy,Pardner,and Awesome,mind..How do we stop the rot?

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Boatraceface wrote: Too American.Really? What,even with my accent? Gee thanks,Awesome!:eek3: :laugh:

Faggot. American word, innit.

We've got soooo much better insults .... poo pirate, uphill gardener, shit stabber, mattress muncher, chocolate speedway surfer, colon creeper, brownpipe engineer, fudge packer, ring stinger, rectum ranger, etc.

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Chocolate Dolphin Hunter... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Nick King wrote: Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

People who still live in 1978.

I mean, who the fcuk uses faggot in this country anyore?! :eek3:

Me.:eek3: OldSkool:thumb:

Way too American for my liking!

Have a nice day! :D

The song is about Irish immigrants in America, hence 'Fairytale Of New York'.

'Faggot' is entirely appropriate for the song as the word was already in use in the USA in the 1930's when/where the story of the song is supposedly set. Doesn't matter if 'Faggot' is in use in this country or not :thumb:

When my band used to perform the song live, the lyrics were MUCH more offensive :evil4:

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Chris Nash wrote: Doesn't matter if 'Faggot' is in use in this country or not :thumb:

Exactly, Chris. So, why on earth did Radio 1 censor it?

My point was that faggot isn't used in this country, so who the hell should get offended by said word?!

Now, if they'd said cockmuncher.... :eek3:

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great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

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El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Too American.Really? What,even with my accent? Gee thanks,Awesome!:eek3: :laugh:

Faggot. American word, innit.

We've got soooo much better insults .... poo pirate, uphill gardener, shit stabber, mattress muncher, chocolate speedway surfer, colon creeper, brownpipe engineer, fudge packer, ring stinger, rectum ranger, etc.

......jobby jabber, sausage jockey, bare arsed boxer....

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King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

Either that's in very poor taste or you aren't quite as up to date as you'd like to be.

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GlasVegas wrote: ......jobby jabber, sausage jockey, bare arsed boxer....

... ... crack hacker, back door intruder, light footer, brown hatter, salami swallower, plays the pink oboe, hoes the pink allotments, navigates the windward passage, leads his llama up the marmite motorway.... :eek3:

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GlasVegas wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Too American.Really? What,even with my accent? Gee thanks,Awesome!:eek3: :laugh:

Faggot. American word, innit.

We've got soooo much better insults .... poo pirate, uphill gardener, shit stabber, mattress muncher, chocolate speedway surfer, colon creeper, brownpipe engineer, fudge packer, ring stinger, rectum ranger, etc.

......jobby jabber, sausage jockey, bare arsed boxer....

Pillow biter,Balloon knot intruder,clay lane stroller etc

My point is Al..'faggot' is very much in use in the backwaters of Teesside.

Must be other regions it's commonly used aswell. Hands up,who says faggot and where do you hail from?:skeptic: :crazy:

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oldmonkey wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

Either that's in very poor taste or you aren't quite as up to date as you'd like to be.

oh its defo in poor taste mate. but i'm sure you'll get over it.

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King John Honest John wrote:

oldmonkey wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

Either that's in very poor taste or you aren't quite as up to date as you'd like to be.

oh its defo in poor taste mate. but i'm sure you'll get over it.

'Yer an old slut on junk..Merry christmas speedboat head,I hope it's our last...'

That's poor taste:nonono:

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Boatraceface wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

oldmonkey wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

Either that's in very poor taste or you aren't quite as up to date as you'd like to be.

oh its defo in poor taste mate. but i'm sure you'll get over it.

'Yer an old slut on junk junk..Merry christmas speedboat head,I hope it's our last...'

That's poor taste:nonono:

But I laughed, so what the fuck does that say about me?!?!?!

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El Jarvo wrote:

Nick King wrote: Glad Radio One have come to their senses - not sure who would be offended by the song?? :shrug:

People who still live in 1978.

I mean, who the fcuk uses faggot in this country anyore?! :eek3:

faggot bashers? :laugh: who knows? :shrug:

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How silly:nonono:

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The n*g*a word gets lots of free to air which is a little sad; faggot is a lot lower down the abuse food chain.

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Binoche wrote: I like Faggots - with Peas

But Jeff buys them at Farm Foods...............yuk!

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Kath wrote:

Binoche wrote: I like Faggots - with Peas

But Jeff buys them at Farm Foods...............yuk!

Faggots faggots roly poly faggots

faggots faggots eat them up YUM!!!

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Boatraceface wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Too American.Really? What,even with my accent? Gee thanks,Awesome!:eek3: :laugh:

Faggot. American word, innit.

We've got soooo much better insults .... poo pirate, uphill gardener, shit stabber, mattress muncher, chocolate speedway surfer, colon creeper, brownpipe engineer, fudge packer, ring stinger, rectum ranger, etc.

......jobby jabber, sausage jockey, bare arsed boxer....

Pillow biter,Balloon knot intruder,clay lane stroller etc

My point is Al..'faggot' is very much in use in the backwaters of Teesside.

Must be other regions it's commonly used aswell. Hands up,who says faggot and where do you hail from?:skeptic: :crazy:

Aye, and you wouldn't bend down for the soap in the shower near a shirt-lifter, a Crossmyloof, a jobby/toley poker, a horse's hoof, an arse bandit, a shit stirrer, a chocolate starfish sucker, or anybody that's a bit light on their loafers.

[black](But fir fuck sake don't tell Peter Tatchell I said this.)[/black]

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i put this in the car's mp3 player today just to here the line.

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King John Honest John wrote:

oldmonkey wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

Either that's in very poor taste or you aren't quite as up to date as you'd like to be.

oh its defo in poor taste mate. but i'm sure you'll get over it.

She's feeling a bit run down:ignore:

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MONTY wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

oldmonkey wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

Either that's in very poor taste or you aren't quite as up to date as you'd like to be.

oh its defo in poor taste mate. but i'm sure you'll get over it.

She's feeling a bit run down:ignore:

what was the name of that classic song of hers? Free World?? brilliant that.

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Political correctness gone fookin mad! Top choon tho!:thumb:

Better than fookin slade! :barf:

:nuts:

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Boatraceface wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Too American.Really? What,even with my accent? Gee thanks,Awesome!:eek3: :laugh:

Faggot. American word, innit.

We've got soooo much better insults .... poo pirate, uphill gardener, shit stabber, mattress muncher, chocolate speedway surfer, colon creeper, brownpipe engineer, fudge packer, ring stinger, rectum ranger, etc.

......jobby jabber, sausage jockey, bare arsed boxer....

Pillow biter,Balloon knot intruder,clay lane stroller etc

My point is Al..'faggot' is very much in use in the backwaters of Teesside.

Must be other regions it's commonly used aswell. Hands up,who says faggot and where do you hail from?:skeptic: :crazy:

Oh...don't forget...Major Blower in the Bologna Cavalry...

wait...do the English do bologna??? maybe we should call it the Salami Cavalry...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

oldmonkey wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

Either that's in very poor taste or you aren't quite as up to date as you'd like to be.

oh its defo in poor taste mate. but i'm sure you'll get over it.

'Yer an old slut on junk junk..Merry christmas speedboat head,I hope it's our last...'

That's poor taste:nonono:

But I laughed, so what the fuck does that say about me?!?!?!

You always laugh at anything all the time.

That makes you a laughing stock.:laugh:

Indeed!

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El Jarvo wrote: To be censored by Radio 1! :eek3:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7149525.stm

PC Madness gone too far me thinks. :nonono:

couldnt actually beleive they censored the songs when other stations left it uncensored

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King John Honest John wrote: great song.

wonder what happened to Kirsty? aint heard much stuff from her lately.

you mean to say that you havent heard the fact she died in a skiing accident a couple of years ago?

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Oh I think he knows :nod:

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Missy Jem wrote: Oh I think he knows :nod:

shame, she was a good singer, the fact that she wasnt irish, and she managed to keep an irish accent throughout the song

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I didn't know she wasn't Irish!

The year before her death, my friends were holidaying in the same resort and they said at the time somebody would get killed there. Apparently there were several close shaves.

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DigiDiz wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Oh I think he knows :nod:

shame, she was a good singer, the fact that she wasnt irish, and she managed to keep an irish accent throughout the song

True... Her dad was Ewan MacColl, who wrote a song called "Dirty Old Town" (also covered by The Pogues), that was about his hometown, Salford! :)

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