How come NOOL attracts (mostly) the intelligent Americans?

Dear God. Not all of our country is this stupid. At least I hope not. Then again, it seems that people seem to forget ever taking geography or world history in middle school.

"How come NOOL attracts (mostly) the intelligent Americans?"

All I have to say on the subject is...

(Thank you Chris!)

And before I'm accused of anti-American bias.

John Steinbeck was a fucking certifiable genius!

And Ken Kessy, Lou Reed, Jim Morrison, Norman Mailer, were a few of the best there ever was!

But, as far as I know, none of them post on here!

And If [black]The Cramps[/black] don't put a smile on your face, your a humourless straitlaced bastard!

Plus the less dense Americans who post on here (the non-anglophiles, needless to say) seem like "Blue Eyes" and "The Pope" to have the gay gene.

"All right Popey?"

PS Went on a bit for somebody with fuck all to say; ah well C'est la vie!

Chris Nash wrote: Not saying ALL Americans are stupid - just how come NOOL seems to end up with the more *intelligent?

* Amazingly, Jeff being one of them...

Because most Americans don't know who New Order are -- after all, they are from the UK, which, according to the first vid, most Americans can't find -- those who like NO can a.) find the UK on a map and b.) are inquisitive and intelligent enough to search out good music when the top 40 stations here have been pumping crap out for the past decade.

Seen a thing the other night where they proved that Sealiions are at LEAST 5 times as smart as Americans. No, really, they did.

And Parrots are smarter than American kids.

Very good question Chris, one that's probably best answered after a drink or three....

I do find it hard to believe thought that the slightly elderly gent in the first video had no idea about what Hiroshima and Nagasaki were though.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Very good question Chris, one that's probably best answered after a drink or three....

Seconded, thirded, and agreed.

also NOOL attracts the smartest Colombian

Chris Nash wrote: Andrès - doesn't that term apply to anyone in your country who's ever said 'No' to playing in goal for your national football team?

who the hell said that

Chris Nash wrote: Andrès - doesn't that term apply to anyone in your country who's ever said 'No' to playing in goal for your national football team?

or scoring an OG in the World Cup

Gazman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Andrès - doesn't that term apply to anyone in your country who's ever said 'No' to playing in goal for your national football team?

or scoring an OG in the World Cup

Poor Andrès Escobar....RIP. Motherfuckers drug dealer

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Not saying ALL Americans are stupid - just how come NOOL seems to end up with the more *intelligent?

* Amazingly, Jeff being one of them...

Because most Americans don't know who New Order are -- after all, they are from the UK, which, according to the first vid, most Americans can't find -- those who like NO can a.) find the UK on a map and b.) are inquisitive and intelligent enough to search out good music when the top 40 stations here have been pumping crap out for the past decade.

Good explanation.

Not all (insert any random country's people) are (insert any stereotype), as we all know.

Andrès wrote:

Poor Andrès Escobar....RIP. Motherfuckers drug dealer

Now Now Andrès, there's no need to insult my friends!

Have you seen this beauty about that idiot Alan Hansen: "The BBC issued an apology the following day (after Escobar's killing) when its pundit Alan Hansen commented on another match that "the Argentine defender wants shooting for a mistake like that."

leather_girl wrote: ...Good explanation. Not all (insert any random country's people) are (insert any stereotype), as we all know.

Not all Japanese are sado-masochists, as we all know.

Your Turn...

Edited PS: Despite the avatar I am neither Gaulish nor French.

I'm sure there are plenty of idiots everywhere... maybe not in Finland, but remember where Ozzy Ozbourne comes from...

There is a definite arrogant thread in American society that takes pride in being ignorant and lazy... why learn about other countries when Americans are "#1", white people are the "best" people of all, and Christianity is the "only" real religion? Everything else is unimportant when Jesus wuvs you. And of course science is all a bunch of made up nonsense to confuse people.

many people actually LIKE George Bush and think he is a good choice for nation management. 'nuff said.

Garfield is also a popular comic strip, perfect example

in general, all the anglo-saxons,whites are of european descent in america. maybe some spainards there,creole.some mixed.so when i sit and listen to some british/english dude yell on youtube about how america sucks, it makes me laugh. poor bastard,its bad everywhere.and yer yelling about your relatives you drunk.

Pumped Full Of Drugs (I like the attitude already) and Animadversion. Two examples that not all independent thought in America is dead. Thank Fuck!**

It's a cute mix. But onesly I reckon any high-populated society has enough stupid ones within their races, social classes, clubs, etc.

It's more surprizing to hear such things from older people who suposedly had more time to witness a lot of events and accumulate knowledge.

That's why it's not that difficult to tell people off the telly whatever is needed. And if we talk about international relations, etc., 99.85% of population doesn't know a thing.

Thankfully, we know that it would be utterly impossible for the producers of a television show to edit their footage to achieve the results they want to achieve.

Not that there aren't a fair share of dullards here, or anywhere else, mind.

Animadversion wrote: in general, all the anglo-saxons,whites are of european descent in america. maybe some spainards there,creole.some mixed.so when i sit and listen to some british/english dude yell on youtube about how america sucks, it makes me laugh. poor bastard,its bad everywhere.and yer yelling about your relatives you drunk.

Not everyone in the US who is white is of Anglo-saxon descent, and a good portion of Americans aren't white. Plus, we're so far removed from any type of European relation (unless, of course, your ancestors came over here during the 20th century, and even then, you're still distant), that we're not really relatives. We just share some common background -- maybe.

And even then, the English and the French have a history of dissing each other, and they're both countries of Anglo-Saxon descent.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: the English and the French have a history of dissing each other, and they're both countries of Anglo-Saxon descent.

Then again, maybe I spoke too soon.

Been on the telly lately?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Not everyone in the US who is white is of Anglo-saxon descent, and a good portion of Americans aren't white... ...And even then, the English and the French have a history of dissing each other, and they're both countries of Anglo-Saxon descent.

Er-hm, 'scuse me, maybe my ignorance is slipping (but I'm not often wrong, and I think I'm right again.) The Anglo-Saxons are of English/Germanic descent, The French (Long Live The Auld Alliance against the Sasanach invaders!) and the Scots are of Celtic (pushed from France long ago) and Gaulish descent (and obviously many others). Few French would claim kinship with either The Angles or The Saxons (except possibly a few near the German border, and that also from long ago.)

But Jiphy would probably know more about this than I do?

PS: Not everyone in the UK who is white is of Anglo-Saxon descent and a good portion of the British aren't white...

Getafix! wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Not everyone in the US who is white is of Anglo-saxon descent, and a good portion of Americans aren't white... ...And even then, the English and the French have a history of dissing each other, and they're both countries of Anglo-Saxon descent.

Er-hm, 'scuse me, maybe my ignorance is slipping (but I'm not often wrong, and I think I'm right again.) The Anglo-Saxons are of English/Germanic descent, The French (Long Live The Auld Alliance against the Sasanach invaders!) and the Scots are of Celtic (pushed from France long ago) and Gaulish descent (and obviously many others). Few French would claim kinship with either The Angles or The Saxons (except possibly a few near the German border, and that also from long ago.)

But Jiphy would probably know more about this than I do?

PS: Not everyone in the UK who is white is of Anglo-Saxon descent and a good portion of the British aren't white...

Alright, so maybe I need to brush up on my world history, too. I just always had the impression that western Europe, excluding Spain, was considered "Anglo-saxon," but I'mp robably wrong.

Chris Nash wrote:

Many Northern Spanish and Southern French are considered 'Indo-European' as is their language, Euskera (NOT Spanish)

The Basque (and Catalan? ) regions

I always thought 'true' Americans were the native Indians, all others being descsnded from settlers or such like.

(only my tuppence worth though)

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So you think Prashnat and Sapna are the true Americans?!?!?!

I dont even know who Prashnat and Sapna are!

and if i dont know them,

they aint worth knowing

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Animadversion wrote: in general, all the anglo-saxons,whites are of european descent in america. maybe some spainards there,creole.some mixed.so when i sit and listen to some british/english dude yell on youtube about how america sucks, it makes me laugh. poor bastard,its bad everywhere.and yer yelling about your relatives you drunk.

Not everyone in the US who is white is of Anglo-saxon descent, and a good portion of Americans aren't white. Plus, we're so far removed from any type of European relation (unless, of course, your ancestors came over here during the 20th century, and even then, you're still distant), that we're not really relatives. We just share some common background -- maybe.

And even then, the English and the French have a history of dissing each other, and they're both countries of Anglo-Saxon descent.

i said some mixed.meh. full blown scottish,dutch,english,and indian in my immediate family. even if it is distant , it doesnt get erased out of the genetics.

If you don't mind, let's disclose our blood genetics. Most of us consist of portions of this and that ethnitiy, nationality, race, etc.

My mother's side of the family is 100% Ukranian and my father's side is some mix of English and German.

And that makes me roughly 50% Ukranian And Some percentages of English and German adding up to 50%, although it's not split even 25-25.

I like that old dude's remark: "We make a big, blast crater outta the fuckin' Middle East, for all that I care"

And at the risk of showing my intellegence (or lack there of), when the hell did Europe get their own flag? I've never seen that.... and why the hell does Europe need its own flag.... what's next, flag of the Americas? I take it each star represents a country... so is it of all European nations, or just those that participate with the Euro?

Chris Nash wrote: The Spanish and Italians are classified as Latin races and totally different to the Celts, Saxons, Angles, Francs and Norse.

Many Northern Spanish and Southern French are considered 'Indo-European' as is their language, Euskera (NOT Spanish)

Race and origin has nothing to do with it anyway.

It's supposed to show how poorly educated the 'Average Joe' on the street in the USA and UK really is.

Something I chatted about with an American NOOL member quite a while ago made alot of sense:

'The USA is such a big country that News is reported:

1. Locally
2. Nationally
3. Internationally

There is so much going on in our own country that most people have neither the time nor inclination to invest their time and interest in foreign affairs. That's the main reason many Americans are ignorant of world geography or foreign affairs. It could simply be termed 'apathy' but people are more concerned with the things that they perceive as affecting them directly.'

well said chris. It is often difficult for me to wrap my head around issues just outside of new york city. In a city of millions, i sometimes feel isolated from the rest of the country, let alone the rest of the world. It may sound ignorant but personal politics always comes first. Does this make sense?

EdelBrock wrote: I like that old dude's remark: "We make a big, blast crater outta the fuckin' Middle East, for all that I care"

And at the risk of showing my intellegence (or lack there of), when the hell did Europe get their own flag? I've never seen that.... and why the hell does Europe need its own flag.... what's next, flag of the Americas? I take it each star represents a country... so is it of all European nations, or just those that participate with the Euro?

The flag isn't for Europe but the European Union, even before there was the Euro. Now that the countries in the EU use the Euro as currency, that flag basically is for those countries.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: I like that old dude's remark: "We make a big, blast crater outta the fuckin' Middle East, for all that I care"

And at the risk of showing my intellegence (or lack there of), when the hell did Europe get their own flag? I've never seen that.... and why the hell does Europe need its own flag.... what's next, flag of the Americas? I take it each star represents a country... so is it of all European nations, or just those that participate with the Euro?

The flag isn't for Europe but the European Union, even before there was the Euro. Now that the countries in the EU use the Euro as currency, that flag basically is for those countries.

True,but not strictly,

we are still in the EU,but have kept pound sterling as our currency

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: I like that old dude's remark: "We make a big, blast crater outta the fuckin' Middle East, for all that I care"

And at the risk of showing my intellegence (or lack there of), when the hell did Europe get their own flag? I've never seen that.... and why the hell does Europe need its own flag.... what's next, flag of the Americas? I take it each star represents a country... so is it of all European nations, or just those that participate with the Euro?

The flag isn't for Europe but the European Union, even before there was the Euro. Now that the countries in the EU use the Euro as currency, that flag basically is for those countries.

Actually, the Flag of Europe is the flag developed and adopted by the Council of Europe, and was subsequently adopted by the European Union. It is, quite literally, the Flag of Europe.

But then again, I'm just an American, so what what do I know about it if it ain't sold at McDonald's?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

But then again, I'm just an American, so what what do I know about it if it ain't sold at McDonald's?

I thought you were more of a Burger King person.

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

But then again, I'm just an American, so what what do I know about it if it ain't sold at McDonald's?

I thought you were more of a Burger King person.

That's King Burger. An entirely different entity, as should be apparent from the name.

Chris Nash wrote: Many Northern Spanish and Southern French are considered 'Indo-European' as is their language, Euskera (NOT Spanish)

Crikey.

You been on the telly recently?

Euskara , aka the Basque language, is most definitely not an Indo-European language; it's not related to any other European language, and likely predates all other languages in Europe.

I even used to know a few words of Euskara; picked it up in between bites at King Burger.

Lost the words due to reduced cognitive function resulting from clogged arteries.

Chris Nash wrote: I lived in the Basque Country (or Euskadi) for two years on and off. In my time studying in and around Bilbao, many people (including the university professors)cited the idea that Basque was an Indo-European language, regardless of claims that it originated as a 'language in isolation' and therefore having no connection with existing European languages. This topic is still debated among the Basque people.

Maybe 'research' on NOOL shouldn't simply be restricted to what one reads (and it seems, believes) on Wikipedia

'Agur'

Maybe.

But actually, my research, such as it is, primarily consisted of reading the Encyclopedia of the Languages of Europe a few years ago, and I only took a stroll through Wikipedia to refresh my fragile memory.

Kind of like Autocue.

Anyway, I'm newly enlightened by your linguistic insights. Kind of makes me hungry for more...

burgers.

FCUK OFF INTELLECTUALS

Any inbred 'New Order Amish' Americans in ? If not,why not?

'Old Order Amish' are proper ZZ Top beardfaced queer fuckers arn't they?

Boatraceface wrote: Any inbred 'New Order Amish' Americans in ? If not,why not?

Because crack heads wouldn't get the ordah.

dont yer know

Andrès wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Andrès - doesn't that term apply to anyone in your country who's ever said 'No' to playing in goal for your national football team?

or scoring an OG in the World Cup

Poor Andrès Escobar....RIP. Motherfuckers drug dealer

that hideous event certainly sucked, still shaking my head at the memory........

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Andrès wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Andrès - doesn't that term apply to anyone in your country who's ever said 'No' to playing in goal for your national football team?

or scoring an OG in the World Cup

Poor Andrès Escobar....RIP. Motherfuckers drug dealer

that hideous event certainly sucked, still shaking my head at the memory........

Agreed.

Andrés Escobar was not only a very good player. Also a great person

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: I like that old dude's remark: "We make a big, blast crater outta the fuckin' Middle East, for all that I care"

And at the risk of showing my intellegence (or lack there of), when the hell did Europe get their own flag? I've never seen that.... and why the hell does Europe need its own flag.... what's next, flag of the Americas? I take it each star represents a country... so is it of all European nations, or just those that participate with the Euro?

The flag isn't for Europe but the European Union, even before there was the Euro. Now that the countries in the EU use the Euro as currency, that flag basically is for those countries.

Actually, the Flag of Europe is the flag developed and adopted by the Council of Europe, and was subsequently adopted by the European Union. It is, quite literally, the Flag of Europe.

But then again, I'm just an American, so what what do I know about it if it ain't sold at McDonald's?

Well, guess I'm a dense and thick Yank, but I still don't understand the need or importance of the flag?

Is it similar to the need and importance of the McDonald's flag flown at yer favorite resturant?

EdelBrock wrote:

...Is it similar to the need and importance of the McDonald's flag flown at yer favorite resturant?

Actually it's far more similar to that Bars And Shites you yanks love to burn, sorry, I mean fly.