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Have respect and tolerance for others... Take the piss out of yourself... :nod:

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Nothing personal, but even I piss myself off sometimes, ending every post with "xxx"... Twat... :nonono:

Snorri xxx

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Oi! I'll tell a moderator on you... :nod: Now, take the piss out of yourself or piss off to a different thread! :deal:

Snorri xxx

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My name's Shug and I'm a cunt :nod:

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I have a nice ol' limp. So if I get drunk-I walk straight

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I pish the bed nightly :\ohwell:

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I'm too stupid to think of a funny insult.

So I'll just say I'm a pathetic waste of space who wouldn't be wasting quite so much space if he was a bit shorter.

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Boaty's been right all along, I do wear Dr Who whips.....and I've got a Dalek butt plug.

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Shug wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

:laugh:

Ugh! I hate cigarette smokers! :nono:

He must be a typical American Bush-loving rural redneck cause he smokes cigarettes and has a mustache, ... wait, you are right I should try to have respect and tolerance for others...

Americans don't really deserve respect thou, I should know cause I am borns an American

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I only use this website to meet boys and suck their cocks.

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I thought that was why you went to work?

It's certainly why I go to work :nod:

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Doctor Clayhead wrote: I only use this website to meet boys and suck their cocks.

me too! but I do it in purple type cos I'm an attention whore as well :thumb:

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Ledysman :nod: wrote: I thought that was why you went to work?

It's certainly why I go to work :nod:

I'm not allowed to talk about work on here, Col. Some cunt might email my employers.

:\ohwell:

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Doctor Clayhead wrote: I only use this website to meet boys and suck their cocks.

Shouldn't joke about meeting boys, your going to get NOOL shut down... it's about meeting adult MEN to suck their cocks.

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Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Ledysman :nod: wrote: I thought that was why you went to work?

It's certainly why I go to work :nod:

I'm not allowed to talk about work on here, Col. Some cunt might email my employers.

:\ohwell:

seems strange that somebody can be banned for a verbal low blow and not for this?:scratch:

sorry for bringing up an old debate or just ignore me. :shrug:

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Minx wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: I only use this website to meet boys and suck their cocks.

me too! but I do it in purple type cos I'm an attention whore as well :thumb:

:eek: i would've never figured..

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JPS wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Ledysman :nod: wrote: I thought that was why you went to work?

It's certainly why I go to work :nod:

I'm not allowed to talk about work on here, Col. Some cunt might email my employers.

:\ohwell:

seems strange that somebody can be banned for a verbal low blow and not for this?:scratch:

sorry for bringing up an old debate or just ignore me. :shrug:

Agreed. No disrespect to Tim, but this is a far heavier crime in my book, cos it was potentially life-changing. He has more or less buggered off though.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

JPS wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Ledysman :nod: wrote: I thought that was why you went to work?

It's certainly why I go to work :nod:

I'm not allowed to talk about work on here, Col. Some cunt might email my employers.

:\ohwell:

seems strange that somebody can be banned for a verbal low blow and not for this?:scratch:

sorry for bringing up an old debate or just ignore me. :shrug:

Agreed. No disrespect to Tim, but this is a far heavier crime in my book, cos it was potentially life-changing. He has more or less buggered off though.

Probably because there was no proof or evidence to begin with.... I doubt Tim (especially since he and Comrade didn't get along) would have not kicked him off if there was substantial proof.... that is if it ever happenedd in the first place.... and if it did, it would seem more likely for a disgruntled student to do such an email then someone on this site....

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Oi! Back on topic please! :nonono:

And to get us back there: I'm a killjoy... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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I'm a fuckwit.

... and spotty and at this present moment am covered in dust and am in desparate need of a wash.

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EdelBrock wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

JPS wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Ledysman :nod: wrote: I thought that was why you went to work?

It's certainly why I go to work :nod:

I'm not allowed to talk about work on here, Col. Some cunt might email my employers.

:\ohwell:

seems strange that somebody can be banned for a verbal low blow and not for this?:scratch:

sorry for bringing up an old debate or just ignore me. :shrug:

Agreed. No disrespect to Tim, but this is a far heavier crime in my book, cos it was potentially life-changing. He has more or less buggered off though.

Probably because there was no proof or evidence to begin with.... I doubt Tim (especially since he and Comrade didn't get along) would have not kicked him off if there was substantial proof.... that is if it ever happenedd in the first place.... and if it did, it would seem more likely for a disgruntled student to do such an email then someone on this site....

that's probably the case.

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:idea:

think with your head, not with you ass, not unless your brain is your ass, then we have a problem. :lol:

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When I'm drunk I get tender like a tart.

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I get sexually aroused by pissing on myself!!!

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Heath Ledger's Sleeping Pills wrote: I get sexually aroused by pissing on myself!!!

That's the quality of piss.:bow:

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(Don't ban) Missy Jem wrote: I'm a fuckwit.

... and spotty and at this present moment am covered in dust and am in desparate need of a wash.

I'm also a Fuckwit

.........with a bottle of clearasil ready for application & a steaming bubble waiting to be filled. :wink3::wink3:

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Can our American friends stick with the subject matter please?

Your new sentences will begin with :

I am a cunt because

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