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Have respect and tolerance for others... Take the piss out of yourself... :nod:

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I am a cunt becaue I act just like Shug...

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I'm a cunt because I'm a damn yank that can't stick to shug's..... what was the topic again???

Dunking of Ledysman at 5 pm at the Community pond!:mad4:

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(Don't ban) Missy Jem wrote: I'm a fuckwit.

... and spotty and at this present moment am covered in dust and am in desparate need of a wash.

DUST dust.................now that is taken the piss!:nono: :eek:

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:laugh:

Dammit, I forgot about you. I've been clearing out my loft all day. You could have nipped round to assist.

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EdelBrock wrote: I'm a cunt because I'm a damn yank that can't stick to shug's..... what was the topic again???

Dunking of Ledysman at 5 pm at the Community pond!:mad4:

Beg pardon, yer a cunt cause yer a diseased Beaver...:evil4:

I'm one cause I have to work with several of your type, and at work, my shit don't stink...:laugh:

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o its saturday,ive been to manchester and got pissed again.then come home and got more pissed. what a repetitive wanker i am.blah blah

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I wish I wasn't such a worrywart.

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I really get on peoples tits 'cause I'm omnivorous, have omnifarious nicknames, am omnicompetent/near omnipotent, and am omnipresent on B.C.D, while of course I'm omniscient.

(And I eat Dictionaries and Roget's Thesaurus for breakfast!)

Or maybe that should have been:

I really get on peoples tits 'cause I'm omnivorous, have omnifarious nicknames, am omnicompetent/near omnipotent, and am omnipresent on B.C.D, while of course I'm omniscient!

(And I eat Dictionaries and Roget's Thesaurus for breakfast!)

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Or maybe you simply get on people's tits because you're a cunt.

You cunt.

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I am vindictive.

I love my neighbours. I have just built a barrier out of rocks and concrete that will knock their wheels out of alignment and shred their tyres the next time they decide to leave their driveway and mess up my front yard.

Apparently I'm a sad an boring bastard as well.

:lol:

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My internal calendar is all jacked up. What was 3 years ago seems like 3 months ago, and what was 3 months ago seems like 3 years ago.... wish I could blame it on drugs, but sadly that's not a factor:brow:

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:darkangel:

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I like to wears womans clothes,

and be called Rita :nod:

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Gazman wrote: I like to wears womans clothes,

and be called Rita :nod:

Always thought ya had a purdy mouth:eek3:

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and ive also got a "purdy" mouth

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I like to stick small animals up my bum...

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