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26 Jan 2008, 20:33

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I've been out tonight in town again and have had me old hearty warmed by the beauty and friendliness of the local girls.The girls round here are ACE! :bow: :bow:

Local girls , local shops.UnderEstimated IMHO

26 Jan 2008, 20:46

Local Girls, Foreign Girls, love 'em all, but the best has gotta be:

:laugh:

26 Jan 2008, 20:55

err...

26 Jan 2008, 21:31

Screw the local girls.... Japan's got the best women around

26 Jan 2008, 21:50

I'd die for a Mexican girl.

26 Jan 2008, 22:06

Mexican girls peak early at 15 - 21, then go down hill quickly into fat ugly things.... Japanese are way better in that the never age When I was in Japan you couldn't tell if a girl was 18 or 37....

27 Jan 2008, 03:21

did you get it wet then, johnny?

27 Jan 2008, 03:38

Burt Reynolds wrote: did you get it wet then, johnny?

Sounds like it! :lol:

:smoking:

27 Jan 2008, 03:41

He's sleeping now!

27 Jan 2008, 05:35

Burt Reynolds wrote: did you get it wet then, johnny?

Thats what i was thinking,ya racist git.. :evil4:

27 Jan 2008, 05:54

Drunken posting again :blush:

27 Jan 2008, 05:56

Right O,sounds good..I'm on the next train down to get mine wet with a Midlands burd aswell Johnny! '

Don't worry about their boring Brummie accents,I'll make allowances! :laugh:

27 Jan 2008, 11:03

Boatraceface wrote: Right O,sounds good..I'm on the next train down to get mine wet with a Midlands burd aswell Johnny! '

Don't worry about their boring Brummie accents,I'll make allowances!

A bit of duct tape over their mouths, and not only are the accents a thing of the past, but it also makes it quite difficult for them to say no...

27 Jan 2008, 14:10

Heath Ledger's Sleeping Pills wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Right O,sounds good..I'm on the next train down to get mine wet with a Midlands burd aswell Johnny! '

Don't worry about their boring Brummie accents,I'll make allowances!

A bit of duct tape over their mouths, and not only are the accents a thing of the past, but it also makes it quite difficult for them to say no...

Do ye club them over the head before or after applyin the tape Jeff :confused2:

27 Jan 2008, 15:36

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: did you get it wet then, johnny?

Thats what i was thinking,ya racist git..

Shut it, Special Brew man. :evil4:

27 Jan 2008, 16:02

Thought you were promoting the quality and friendliness of your local prostitutes

27 Jan 2008, 16:06

pumped full of drugs wrote: Thought you were promoting the quality and friendliness of your local prostitutes

He might well have been. :nod:

27 Jan 2008, 16:41

Oh My...what a bunch of gentlemen...

27 Jan 2008, 17:30

EdelBrock wrote: Japanese are way better in that the never age When I was in Japan you couldn't tell if a girl was 18 or 37....

Well, then. I'm happy for half of my genes. :D

27 Jan 2008, 17:48

If a girl in a headscarf walks up to you and asks, 'Are you local?'

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

28 Jan 2008, 01:25

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: did you get it wet then, johnny?

Thats what i was thinking,ya racist git..

Shut it, Special Brew man.

:laugh:

28 Jan 2008, 04:54

Gazman wrote:

Heath Ledger's Sleeping Pills wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Right O,sounds good..I'm on the next train down to get mine wet with a Midlands burd aswell Johnny! '

Don't worry about their boring Brummie accents,I'll make allowances!

A bit of duct tape over their mouths, and not only are the accents a thing of the past, but it also makes it quite difficult for them to say no...

Do ye club them over the head before or after applyin the tape Jeff

Nah...you sneak up behind them...

that way they've still got a bit of kick to them!!!