A Snakes Ass

Does anyone know where it is?

Most animals keep theirs between their legs.

But snakes don't have legs do they?

I ejaculated on a snake once. Obviously.

It's on it's bottom...

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: I ejaculated on a snake once. Obviously.

I'd like to swallow your snake!!!

What about if it was covered in Col's jism??? And snake shit???

Thanks DRUGGIE! By definition it's on it's bottom. So that doesn't really help me at all.

By the way, I had the brilliant idea of using your name once. But then I realised that you beat me to it.

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: I ejaculated on a snake once. Obviously.

I'd like to swallow your snake!!!

What about if it was covered in Col's jism??? And snake shit???

you really know how to turn a guy on...I think I just might skeet all over my computer screen...

I've been wiping mine down all night. Finally got it clear, saw your last message, and now I'm typing blind again.

This has been a hectic week. Think the tanks might be running dry....

Try it.

You might get your own FAC number.

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

Dionne Warwick's Coke Habit wrote: Thanks DRUGGIE! By definition it's on it's bottom. So that doesn't really help me at all.

By the way, I had the brilliant idea of using your name once. But then I realised that you beat me to it.

do you think Nicos would object to using Pumped Full of Cum as a name???

na... 'dripping bumhole', might raise an eyebrow though.

Loses some of it's relevance to New Order though. Or am I missing the connection?

Dionne Warwick's Coke Habit wrote: Loses some of it's relevance to New Order though. Or am I missing the connection?

And who are New Order?

Thought this place was a bumsex site.

To answer the question, though I doubt its really relevant, its on the bottom a couple inches away from the tail, digestive tract is pretty simple, mouth (requires no chewing), turns into a straight shot of stomach; intestines; then anus.... didn't you play with any snakes at all when you were a kid?

Don't you know yer taxonomy Jeff? You should know by now earthworms are in a completely different phylum than snakes

Never touched a snake, only a hose... can't help it, folks.

EdelBrock wrote: To answer the question, though I doubt its really relevant...

How is the location of a snake's nipsie anything other than relevant to a thread specifically started to find the location of a snake's nipsie?

Thanks, anyway. It had been bothering me for some time and t'internet was no use.

I actaully asked the question to one of the 'cast members' in the snake house at Disney's Animal Kingdom. She was useless as well; seeming not to know, or care, or care to share the information with me in front of children perhaps.

Thanks again.

PS if it really is near the end of the snake, surely the expression 'lower than a snake's nipsie' is a bit shit. Snakes often lift their tails, so presumably their arses aren’t always on the floor.

Lower than a snakes belly

You're low, man.

Dionne Warwick's Coke Habit wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: To answer the question, though I doubt its really relevant...

How is the location of a snake's nipsie anything other than relevant to a thread specifically started to find the location of a snake's nipsie?

Thanks, anyway. It had been bothering me for some time and t'internet was no use.

I actaully asked the question to one of the 'cast members' in the snake house at Disney's Animal Kingdom. She was useless as well; seeming not to know, or care, or care to share the information with me in front of children perhaps.

Thanks again.

PS if it really is near the end of the snake, surely the expression 'lower than a snake's nipsie' is a bit shit. Snakes often lift their tails, so presumably their arses aren’t always on the floor.

Lower than a snakes belly

The only snake I'm aware of that raises its tail is the rattlesnake, and it lifts it right about where the asshole is. The whole snake is like a bunch of muscle around a digestive tract... other than the head and the an inch or two of tail... if you lift up a snake its pretty easy to see. The scales change size right after the arsehole.

So you can confirm that there's nothing lower than a snakes arsehole?

Oh, what about a moles cock?

EDIT: or, for that matter, one of them little scrambly things that crawls around at the bottom of the ocean?

Or that monster that lives in the core of the earth and makes volcanoes when he's angry.

What about them then eh? EH???

Close, but the only thing lower than a snake's asshole is when Bono is dragging his arse across the carpet to get that ever evasive itch

That's low