Right, you fcukers...

Can we please stop swearing so much, cos the network at work won't let me access threads that contain too many naughty words... I may even have to do some work as a result... I suspect most of the blocks to be down to the current trend for the graphic descriptions of rampant man-love...

Snorri xxx

Dammit, yer right! Enough of this shit! No more swearing, I swear I'm fucking really offended by it all. Can't believe that anyone would be doing this.... slave labour for you isn't a fair trade cause some arseholes are cuddling with a wet spot on the carpet....

My mate in IT once sent me the list of words that the emails were scanned for.

Amongst the usual suspects were the mighty ladybum, which I have tried to use every day since, and the bizarre 'purple-headed love beast', which I have not.

Of course, remove the hyphen and your purple headed love beast could slip into the network entirely undetected.

Get your mommy to change the parental settings.

shitfuckcuntwankerknobclitspunkanalrimmingcocksucker....

So theres no point in me tellin you that last night,

i had my purple-headed love beast up some womans ladybum...

Dionne Warwick's Coke Habit wrote: My mate in IT once sent me the list of words that the emails were scanned for.

Civil servants working in Scunthorpe never used to get any e-mails for that exact reason.

Old Blue wrote:

Dionne Warwick's Coke Habit wrote: My mate in IT once sent me the list of words that the emails were scanned for.

Civil servants working in Scunthorpe never used to get any e-mails for that exact reason.

as bad as CLITheroe (clit-hero N. man willing to orally pleasure his laydee when the painters are in)

I used to work in a place called Fatwa Infidel in Middlesex.

We were always getting raided by MI5.

Heather Mill's Cultured Left Foot wrote: Can we please stop swearing so much, cos the network at work won't let me access threads that contain too many naughty words... I may even have to do some work as a result... I suspect most of the blocks to be down to the current trend for the graphic descriptions of rampant man-love...

Snorri xxx

Hey Snorri-FUCK OFF!

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