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Screw a vegan diet... I need MEAT and lots of it. Don't want to be around me if I'm served a meal with no meat...
Tonight had some Japanese dish my wife cooked up... fried pork with Calrose rice on the side... with some steamed brocolli (which my wife pronounces blockeri, I call it that around her as I don't want the cat outta the bag on that one... get a slight chuckle everytime she says it so matter-of-factly)....
Caear Salad and a nice cheesey pizza... Then some doughnuts for pudding... I have the body of a god... Sadly, it's Buddha! 
Snorri xxx
nnn wrote:
Alf wrote: Dinner comes between breakfast and tea. I couldn't handle lasagne and chips for me dinner. A pasty'l do.
um, what's a pasty?
Lee Harvey Oswald
ROCKET MICK wrote:
nnn wrote:
Alf wrote: Dinner comes between breakfast and tea. I couldn't handle lasagne and chips for me dinner. A pasty'l do.
um, what's a pasty?
Lee Harvey Oswald
Shug wrote: Just had a text from Al who is dining out tonight.
This is his meal....
Crocodile and Peacock for starters. Zebra and Gnu for main meal and a salad of Locusts. Desert was Bee's!?!
Cheers Shug! Actually had a side-salad of crickets and locusts with me main meal. The only way you can tell them apart is that one's got black eyes, the others eyes are white. Can't remember which is which but they both tasted the same anyhoo.
Bees came with their own honeycomb! Oh, and white chocolate! 
Gutted there was no scorpions in chocolate on the menu but I was reliably informed they just taste like rice-krispie cake anyways!
All that's missing there is Kangaroo cock! Are you in training for 'I'm a celeb get me outta here' or summat Al? Or are you my dad in disguise? He eats shit like that,just for a crac.
