Dating...

I asked this lovely lass on a date..and guess what? She say YES!! Now what?

Any dating experts in the gaff? I'm well rusty!

Edit: No,"just get her fucked" replies please! had all that advice from the lads already..seriously,I'm nervous! I hav'nt been out with 'another' bird in 15 years..Oh and it's a secret from the ex,as she would shirley spoil it!!

names please. maybe you should keep it secret from the web also.

The ex has no interest at all in New Order related websites..Never did.Safe..Come on then! Give a dog a bone!

Is your other log-in Digi Diz

Keep a hankie in your pocket in case you get a nosebleed.

Drive if you can. It's cool to drive on a date. It's good not to rely on taxis if you go home early-ish and you can also (jointly) decide to bin the wheels at some point in the evening. Deciding to bin the wheels is normally a good sign.

Don't smoke too many reefers before you pick her up. AS a rule of thumb, if you can remember the alphabet, you’re probably about there.

Don't go out with a loaded gun in your pocket. It makes it hard to concentrate on what she's saying.

Don't turn up in a place where 130 of your mates are getting pissed. It will distract you from your date.

Try not to get into any fights while you're out with her.

If you happen to come across 130 of her mates, encourage her to move somewhere else. You want to spend time with her, not her dumb mates.

Fighting with her mates is probably not a good idea.

Go somewhere where you get dancing as early as you can. Dancing’s cool on dates, even if you’re shit at it. As well as the obvious benefits of getting you into her space, it can be a good indicator as to how things are going. Whether you’re good at dancing is irrelevant during a date. If she digs your moves, you’re in. If she isn’t, you’re probably not.

If you don't end up with as much as a snog after spending the best part of a ton on the night, try to avoid angrily shouting the exact figure at her in a sing-song voice as she tries to say goodnight. It won't help.

Most of your jokes aren’t funny. So if she’s laughing at the dumb stuff you say she probably fancies you.

After your date, her friends are off-limits for at least three weeks. She’ll get all twatty if you try it on with them within this time, even if you get nowhere with her. I have no idea why, it’s just one of those things you have to learn.

If you do drive, there’s nothing at all cool about handbrake turns, Police chases or crashing. Or Wham. Driving dead fast is about the best thing you can do though, they love that.

Mimic her moves a bit. If she touches her hair, you do the same. Laugh when she laughs.

Don’t follow her into the toilet.

Relax.

Gazman wrote: Is your other log-in Digi Diz

Nope,my other log-in name is Sausage Ears..but I see what you mean Gaz Problem is,she has a degree in Psychology,I should have mentioned that.. I'm bound to get psychoanalyzed then...And I'll bin most of Biggy's advice on those grounds,and he thinks my jokes are cack so what does he know?? even though I love him for saving my sanity yesterday!(we had a great day out,mate,ta..)

Do I a)See it as a challenge and just take her out because she is nectar... or b)Do something else,because she is erm,nectar?

I'd agree with most of the stuff above

So just to add be yourself, not who you were years back when you last went on a date, or who you think she might want you to be.

Above all Remember it's supposed to be fun. so have a good time.

Hope it goes well

edited to add My Sister is a doctor of psychology and tells me that she doesn't analyze people she meets cos the stuff she did isn't really relevant, she reckons that birds that read women's magazines a lot are the ones that go in for that pop psychoanalyzing people malarky

Thanx Minx.. Feels strange me having confidence issues..I mean,if I end up in the sack with her,she'll love me natch!

So if she turns up with a copy of Woman's Own I should leg it,right Minx?

maybe she'll cop a feel .

if youre charming

Boatraceface wrote:

So if she turns up with a copy of Woman's Own I should leg it,right Minx?

depends how fit she is really

Ally wrote:

Rev Big wrote: Relax.

Don't do it.

When you wanna...

What about Cambo? I'm thinking of asking him if I can borrow one of his Tardis underpants and vest sets! Chicks dig Dr Who

Howay Steve,lendus em? I'll send em back,and wash em and everything!

Definitely be yourself - no point putting loads of effort and time into impressing her only for you both to realise subsequently that she likes the person you pretended to be and not you, or that you don't like who you've pretended to be... Tell yourself that it's just a bit of fun, a practice run for future dates - the last thing you need is to feel like it's your only chance to meet someone... Stay off the nutter-strength lager... Smile... And whatever you do, don't tell her how chocca yr town halls are... Good luck, fella!

Snorri xxx

I'll deffo be myself Snorri..That's what i'm worried about. I'll be carrying my bollocks in a wheelbarrow

Edit: I'm a gent really...and she's been waiting for me to ask her for a while apparently,so there should be nowt to worry about..just fancied a birof a dafty on here with youz..

Bit concerned with the Psychology thing tho.hmmm See how it goes,eh!

Oh,and the other thing is she has more kids than Old Mother Hubbard!Well 3..But then so do I..Its all good then!

Chris Nash wrote: Don't take her to a place that you used to go with your ex. Don't, under any circumstances, mention your ex - that's a huge Find somewhere you can hear yourselves chat. Something not too 'laddish' Cinema is a bad idea for a first date, as you'll both sit there feeling awkward, wondering if the other is enjoying the film. Try a quiet drink somewhere and get to know her. Listen to what she has to say and ask relevant questions. From the conversation, work out what kind of meals she likes and have an Italian/French/Chinese/Indian/Thai whatever in mind if she decides she's hungry. Make sure you have enough money for a couple of cabs, plus drinks and meal. Don't insist on paying for everything - many women don't like that nowadays. You could offer though... At the end of the evening, thank her for a lovely time and suggest that you'd like to see her again (if you actually would, that is). Your safest bet would be to make sure she has your number and say that you won't pressurise her - you'd like to see her again and if she feels the same, could she call you if she wants please? On your way home, just send her a short text, saying 'thank you for your company'.

Leave it.

If she phones or texts, great.

If not, put it down to experience and move on.

Good luck and have a great time

P.S. Don't get drunk and start chanting 'Nu Ordah!'

Roger. Is your other log-in name Cilla,Chris? Not much feedback when I mentioned New Order to her,as you do...but on the plus side,she is'nt a Barney's Angel.... Already sounded her out on NU ORDER abit,natch! I'll push that a bit more,when the time comes

Chris Nash wrote:

At the end of the evening, thank her for a lovely time and suggest that you'd like to see her again (if you actually would, that is). Your safest bet would be to make sure she has your number and say that you won't pressurise her - you'd like to see her again and if she feels the same, could she call you if she wants please? On your way home, just send her a short text, saying 'thank you for your company'.

Leave it.

If she phones or texts, great.

If not, put it down to experience and move on.

noooo! if it goes well, please be the one to do the pursuing. a short text saying 'thank you for your company' followed by nothing could very easily be interpreted as 'not interested'. women love to be wooed - bet she'd be hugely flattered and eversoswoony if you show you're keen.

and if it doesn't go well, let her know that in a nice but definite way too.

awwwwwwwww. have a lovely lovely time!

Be yourself.

No allusion about town halls, I guess she already knows if she waited for you to make a move...

No need to go if she knows you are a New Order fan marauding on this site... Or go, see, dating practise makes perfect dater... A good challenge for you if she read all these lines...

It is the first step which is the most difficult. You will see that as soon as you close your door and go to your rendez-vous, you will feel less nervous as the process is on.

Do not rush. The longer, the better. On the other hand, act before falling in the "good friend" category...

I guess you already knew all that. You did not learn something new, did you ? Self-confidence, self-control and a pinch of humour. The holy trinity for a first time in my opinion.

Bonne chance gentleman !

PS : Do not take any condoms if you feel you are able to resist to temptation...

Whoa,whoa,whoa Bloodynora! I don't do keen...Well I'd do Roy Keane in a 50/50 but that's it!

It's a fine line between keen and doormat..Bloody hell,this woman is a psychology pro! I aint doing keen..

Jiphy wrote:

PS : Do not take any condoms if you feel you are able to resist to temptation...

Its a well worn line,but I can resist everything but temptation Jiff! And I dig the way you French snog an that,so no disrespect... But don't think for one minute I won't rattle this bird all over the gaff,if she feels the same..Just natural and fun innit? And condoms will be in my satchel,even tho I hate them

well, you don't need to go overboard...

but please don't expect her to do the post-date calling! seriously.

sounds like she's a smart lady, treat her like one. that is all :)

Jiphy wrote:

No allusion about town halls, I guess she already knows if she waited for you to make a move...

What the Fuck? No fair!

I've been pigeonholed here

The townhalls thing was a larf... I dunno if it is because you are French,and there is a communication misread..But to my mind you are saying she knows my Townhalls are chocca,because she has waited for me to make a move..Eh? By your reasoning,she expects me to turn up and say"milk me baby!" I'm not an animal Jiff! I'm a human being.

Boatraceface wrote: And condoms will be in my satchel,even tho I hate them

Go without them. If you are to do it, go buy them together. Let the good pressure raise...

Never good to have some on the first date. Do not let her think that you came for it only.

Or if you go with some, at least, pretend you forgot where you let them...

bloodynora wrote: well, you don't need to go overboard...

but please don't expect her to do the post-date calling! seriously.

sounds like she's a smart lady, treat her like one. that is all :)

If there is a puddle in her path,I'll put my coat in it.How's that grab ye?

(and send her the dry clean bill):)

Jiphy wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: And condoms will be in my satchel,even tho I hate them

Go without them. If you are to do it, go buy them together. Let the good pressure raise...

Never good to have some on the first date. Do not let her think that you came for it only.

Or if you go with some, at least, pretend you forgot where you left them...

That's always been my downfall,far to honest for my own good..I wish I could be a sneaky bastard like you.

Mind,I just can't see me asking her to go and pick out condoms together.That's a classic! What if she says I love those XXXL ones? YEEEEE!

Don't have too much to drink and go for a piss in a shop doorway when travelling between the pub and the restaurant.......Don't ask me how I know this.

I miss dating. Best part of being single. Sending that first text after you've got a burds number. You've got 130 letters in which to get a bit of your personality accross AND ask her if she wants to go out. Then there's the wait for the reply....too quick and she's too keen, next day and she's not interested. And then, how quickly you gonna reply to her?!! All the games, all the fun. I miss it.

IF you get her back to YOUR place for FCUK's sake hide the DUSTER.I have been single OFF and ON for about 3 years and i BLAME the cleaning PRODUCTS.Maybe she SAW me dancing!But i ain't convinced.

Ally,that's just obscene! I like squirters as much as the next man,if not more,but still... I personally don't get excited without talking David Attenbrough and the Bruce Rioch era... She's a Boro fan,which helps..

And Glas,ye dating..bout time I did I reckon...bet it's a beaut laff!

Mick,my kid knows her kid..If I bring her back to mine,what will they say at school?? Fuckin hell.

Boatraceface wrote: Ally,that's just obscene! I like squirters as much as the next man,if not more,but still... I personally don't get excited without talking David Attenbrough and the Bruce Rioch era... She's a Boro fan,which helps..

And Glas,ye dating..bout time I did I reckon...bet it's a beaut laff!

Mick,my kid knows her kid..If I bring her back to mine,what will they say at school?? Fuckin hell.

WHAT A SCRUFFY twat!

ONly KIDding like!

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Ally,that's just obscene! I like squirters as much as the next man,if not more,but still... I personally don't get excited without talking David Attenbrough and the Bruce Rioch era... She's a Boro fan,which helps..

And Glas,ye dating..bout time I did I reckon...bet it's a beaut laff!

Mick,my kid knows her kid..If I bring her back to mine,what will they say at school?? Fuckin hell.

WHAT A SCRUFFY twat!

You reckon I'd get off that lightly? You know shit Michael! Dusty Springfield,that's all I'm saying.Dusty fuckin Springfield!

Boatraceface wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Ally,that's just obscene! I like squirters as much as the next man,if not more,but still... I personally don't get excited without talking David Attenbrough and the Bruce Rioch era... She's a Boro fan,which helps..

And Glas,ye dating..bout time I did I reckon...bet it's a beaut laff!

Mick,my kid knows her kid..If I bring her back to mine,what will they say at school?? Fuckin hell.

WHAT A SCRUFFY twat!

You reckon I'd get off that lightly? You know shit Michael! Dusty Springfield,that's all I'm saying.Dusty fuckin Springfield!

WELL DONE...who you gonna call....BOATDUSTER

Boaty, bloodynora's right, you can't sit back and wait for her to call you. Won't happen, even if she wants another date....unless she's a bunnyboiler, and you wouldn't want the call then anyway.

If you want another date, give her a call when you feel like the time is right, but no more than 2-3 days afterwards, or you've crushed her heart already...

Just remember the golden rule, Think of how all guys react/treat her and treat her the exact opposite.

but what the hell are you doing on here asking this? You got this in the bag... I'm sure those nerves will turn to steel once the night progresses

EdelBrock wrote: I'm sure those nerves will turn to steel once the night progresses

Something will.

Boatraceface wrote: The townhalls thing was a larf... I dunno if it is because you are French,and there is a communication misread..But to my mind you are saying she knows my Townhalls are chocca,because she has waited for me to make a move..Eh? By your reasoning,she expects me to turn up and say"milk me baby!" I'm not an animal Jiff! I'm a human being.

No, I was meaning that she must be aware of your situation. You said your kids knew hers... She must know you are single by now... The buzz... It was not to be read : You took the time to date her in order to be sure that your townhalls were chocca. It was more something like : It took him time to date me because it is uneasy, unconfortable to date someone after years, decades, centuries of marital life.

I won't go any further as I do not know if underaged people are reading this... You are a human being, so she is... Relax !

Jiphy wrote: I won't go any further as I do not know if underaged people are reading this... You are a human being, so she is...

True, he's not from Kettering...

Hey Boaty, do you remember the advice Ben Stiller got before his big date with his high school crush Mary?

Boatraceface wrote: That's always been my downfall,far to honest for my own good..I wish I could be a sneaky bastard like you.

What a laugh ! Jiphy the sneaky bastard ! To be honest, having condoms with me on a first date scares me as much as trying to cross the Turkish border with spliff...

It is wise to have some when you go out, in case of... But having some on a first date might be misunderstood by the person you dated, maybe seen too raw.

A first rendez-vous is always something like marcher sur des oeufs. That's it walking on eggs.

GlasVegas wrote: I miss dating. Best part of being single. [...] All the games, all the fun. I miss it.

Like playing chess with a clock, against time, I do not know how you say it in English.

Jiphy wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: I miss dating. Best part of being single. [...] All the games, all the fun. I miss it.

Like playing chess with a clock, against time, I do not know how you say it in English.

ahhhh.... the memories, great days were those

Ahh they do things differently in Villamanda and Redcar

It's somewhere I've never been, actually. I might book a hoiday there one day. It sounds interesting.

Why do you fire blanks then Shug

Jesus! I just read that back..I need a fuckin councilor not a girlfriend,no? Hang on,she could do all that aswell..That's what Psychologists do,don't they? I could be a nice little project there,eh? What a dickhead! Good job I'm easy going.To many shandies and NOOL strikes again!

Anyone got any nightmare dates they've been on,to tell about? So we can take the piss out of them for a bit instead?

I once turned up stoned out of my head for a first date. We went to Dukes 92 in Castlefield and I spent the whole evening convinced we were in someone's house. At one point I suggested that we went out to get beer to replace what we'd drunk. As we left I tried to find the guy who's house it was to thank him and to apologise for drinking all of his beer. I ended up giving my number to a bloke selected purely at random from the customers in the bar.

We fell out of the pub and all went back to someone's house, where I passed out. Amazingly, so did the girl I was with. The next day we all went to the pub, where she finally snapped. It seems I'd been calling her by the wrong name ever since we'd met.

It didn't last

She sounds like hard work that one Biggy! Sounds like you bent over backwards,to give her a great time to me... Never happy some birds,are they?

Ha ha at some point we went for a curry with my mate and his bird. They'd been with us all the time, in fact, and my mate was in similar shape to me. I was really chatty through the meal, talking utter rubbish (not like me, eh) but my mate said nothing. Then, out of the blue and apropos of nothing, he looked straight at her and said "you've got a massive gob!" then picked up her drink and finished it in one gulp.

She was a bit pissy about that too, despite the fact that he obviously meant it as a compliment.

Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it

EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it

Damn right

EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it

That was you, you will pay yet.

El Jarvo wrote:

I hate the word 'date' though. It's so fcuking Friends, isn't it? You 'go out' with birds over here, you don't 'date' them.

hear, hear. seems to have snuck in over the last few years. can't bloody bear it.

NOOLigan wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it

That was you, you will pay yet.

Well I thought it was a she, but then you always did look good in a wig Ron.

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it

That was you, you will pay yet.

Well I thought it was a she, but then you always did look good in a wig Ron.

Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips

For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.

NOOLigan wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips

For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.

breast implants then?

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips

For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.

breast implants then?

Noooo.

Cock reduction.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips

For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.

breast implants then?

Noooo.

Cock reduction.

I am a bit disturbed by this post, but I think I'll take that as a compliment.

Snorri mentioned his last bird had to be CARBON DATED!

ROCKET MICK wrote: Snorri mentioned his last bird had to be CARBON DATED!

rires.

I got a date tonight!

Forgot to tell yer, I can't make it Time

Tim wrote: I got a date tonight!

eat a can full of nuts and taking a bird out are two different things Tim.

So has anyone had their dates yet?

How did they go?

Rev Big wrote: So has anyone had their dates yet?

How did they go?

Ive got one, tomorrow with my she-dentist. Mouth wide opened.....half an hour of pure pleasure:)

Jiphy wrote: Do not rush. The longer, the better. On the other hand, act before falling in the "good friend" category...

Well I'm married and I don't want to mess up my marriage and so being a "good friend" is the only option for me then? But can you be a friend with a woman? I mean you wife hates the slightest mentioning of another girl... a secret friend then? That's so absurd.

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Well I'm married and I don't want to mess up my marriage and so being a "good friend" is the only option for me then?

Absolutely нет, невозможно! You got married for the best and the worst and, in real life, only the best is taken in account. Flirting with the worst is already a sin sanctioned by divorce (with all the charges against you).

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: But can you be a friend with a woman?

Yes. You can believe it, be sure of it, claim it, but your wife will never believe it.

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I mean you wife hates the slightest mentioning of another girl...

You already had the answer.

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: a secret friend then? That's so absurd.

A secret friend is best tolerated like this. If you say : “Darling, I didn’t come home last night because I had sex with my best friend” you will get into troubles. But if you say : “Darling, I went to the fast-food with my best friend twenty years ago” you will have more problems. Bet she will say : “You went to the restaurant with that little bitch when we never go to the restaurant?” “Twenty years? You have been lying to me for twenty years, you bastard! How could I live with a skunk like you?” “I spoilt all my youth for a preak like you!!!” Now, it’s up to you…

Chris Nash wrote: I haven't been on a date in ages, but I'm hoping to asap

I THOUGHT you were SPOKEN for? Will you MARRY me?

Rev Big wrote: So has anyone had their dates yet?

How did they go?

We are penciled in for Bank Holiday Monday at the races!

I found it on that daysoutforflids.co.uk site you told me about!

Boatraceface wrote:

Rev Big wrote: So has anyone had their dates yet?

How did they go?

We are penciled in for Bank Holiday Monday at the races!

I found it on that daysoutforflids.co.uk site you told me about!

Lock up your HORSES!

What's up with the races Mick? It's dustanother day out innit?

Boatraceface wrote: What's up with the races Mick? It's dustanother day out innit?

And they off........

Jiphy wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: a secret friend then? That's so absurd.

A secret friend is best tolerated like this. If you say : “Darling, I didn’t come home last night because I had sex with my best friend” you will get into troubles. But if you say : “Darling, I went to the fast-food with my best friend twenty years ago” you will have more problems. Bet she will say : “You went to the restaurant with that little bitch when we never go to the restaurant?” “Twenty years? You have been lying to me for twenty years, you bastard! How could I live with a skunk like you?” “I spoilt all my youth for a preak like you!!!” Now, it’s up to you…

:) Right, it's up to me:), it's easy for you to say so - you're far away in France and I'm here in Texas. Anyway, I feel very stupid at times. I mean I like to play around and a little bit of flirting, but I also know that I don't want to cross the line, because the (whatever) currency of marriage will be anihilated for me (I know it sounds stupid). And girls at times become more demanding and I have to quit the game, to my embarassment.

Hope you backed a winner this time, Boaty!

(See what I did there)

Rev Big wrote: Hope you backed a winner this time, Boaty!

(See what I did there)

You reckon I'm getting abit long in the tooth,to be looking a gifthorse in the mouth?

How many hands is she?

Why? Are you his bloodstock agent Biggie -or- are you just jocking for position?

It was an old NOOL joke. Al went through a period of asking how tall girls were when they first came on.

It was too subtle though, and not actually funny. The term 'joke' is therefore only used to indicate that it was not a serious query as to the height, in hands, of BRF's intended squeeze.

Hope this clarifies the situation.

I kinda caught the joke, I was adding to it since I figured you were refering to his bird as a racehorse

Okay, I just thought you seemed a little blinkered.

I wonder if she's got those plaits down her kneck?

everyone really did split up this year didn't they??

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