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Burt Reynolds wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips
For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.
breast implants then?
Noooo.
Cock reduction.
I am a bit disturbed by this post, but I think I'll take that as a compliment. 
Tim wrote: I got a date tonight!
eat a can full of nuts and taking a bird out are two different things Tim.
Rev Big wrote: So has anyone had their dates yet?
How did they go?
Ive got one, tomorrow with my she-dentist. Mouth wide opened.....half an hour of pure pleasure:)
Jiphy wrote: Do not rush. The longer, the better. On the other hand, act before falling in the "good friend" category...
Well I'm married and I don't want to mess up my marriage and so being a "good friend" is the only option for me then? But can you be a friend with a woman? I mean you wife hates the slightest mentioning of another girl... a secret friend then? That's so absurd. 
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Well I'm married and I don't want to mess up my marriage and so being a "good friend" is the only option for me then?
Absolutely нет, невозможно! You got married for the best and the worst and, in real life, only the best is taken in account. Flirting with the worst is already a sin sanctioned by divorce (with all the charges against you).
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: But can you be a friend with a woman?
Yes. You can believe it, be sure of it, claim it, but your wife will never believe it.
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I mean you wife hates the slightest mentioning of another girl...
You already had the answer.
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: a secret friend then? That's so absurd.
A secret friend is best tolerated like this. If you say : “Darling, I didn’t come home last night because I had sex with my best friend” you will get into troubles. But if you say : “Darling, I went to the fast-food with my best friend twenty years ago” you will have more problems. Bet she will say : “You went to the restaurant with that little bitch when we never go to the restaurant?” “Twenty years? You have been lying to me for twenty years, you bastard! How could I live with a skunk like you?” “I spoilt all my youth for a preak like you!!!” Now, it’s up to you…
Chris Nash wrote: I haven't been on a date in ages, but I'm hoping to asap
I THOUGHT you were SPOKEN for?
Will you MARRY me?
Rev Big wrote: So has anyone had their dates yet?
How did they go?
We are penciled in for Bank Holiday Monday at the races!
I found it on that daysoutforflids.co.uk site you told me about!
Boatraceface wrote:
Rev Big wrote: So has anyone had their dates yet?
How did they go?
We are penciled in for Bank Holiday Monday at the races!
I found it on that daysoutforflids.co.uk site you told me about!
Lock up your HORSES!
Boatraceface wrote: What's up with the races Mick? It's dustanother day out innit?
And they off........
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: I haven't been on a date in ages, but I'm hoping to asap
I THOUGHT you were SPOKEN for?
I am Mick. It's her I'm hoping for a date with, you silly bugger!
And no, I won't marry you. Jeff would get jealous 
Jiphy wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: a secret friend then? That's so absurd.
A secret friend is best tolerated like this. If you say : “Darling, I didn’t come home last night because I had sex with my best friend” you will get into troubles. But if you say : “Darling, I went to the fast-food with my best friend twenty years ago” you will have more problems. Bet she will say : “You went to the restaurant with that little bitch when we never go to the restaurant?” “Twenty years? You have been lying to me for twenty years, you bastard! How could I live with a skunk like you?” “I spoilt all my youth for a preak like you!!!” Now, it’s up to you…
:) Right, it's up to me:), it's easy for you to say so - you're far away in France and I'm here in Texas. Anyway, I feel very stupid at times. I mean I like to play around and a little bit of flirting, but I also know that I don't want to cross the line, because the (whatever) currency of marriage will be anihilated for me (I know it sounds stupid). And girls at times become more demanding and I have to quit the game, to my embarassment.
Rev Big wrote: Hope you backed a winner this time, Boaty!
(See what I did there)
You reckon I'm getting abit long in the tooth,to be looking a gifthorse in the mouth?
It was an old NOOL joke. Al went through a period of asking how tall girls were when they first came on.
It was too subtle though, and not actually funny. The term 'joke' is therefore only used to indicate that it was not a serious query as to the height, in hands, of BRF's intended squeeze.
Hope this clarifies the situation.
I kinda caught the joke, I was adding to it since I figured you were refering to his bird as a racehorse
Okay, I just thought you seemed a little blinkered.
I wonder if she's got those plaits down her kneck?
