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Boatraceface wrote: Ally,that's just obscene! I like squirters as much as the next man,if not more,but still... I personally don't get excited without talking David Attenbrough and the Bruce Rioch era... She's a Boro fan,which helps..
And Glas,ye dating..bout time I did I reckon...bet it's a beaut laff!
Mick,my kid knows her kid..If I bring her back to mine,what will they say at school?? Fuckin hell.
WHAT A SCRUFFY twat!
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Ally,that's just obscene! I like squirters as much as the next man,if not more,but still... I personally don't get excited without talking David Attenbrough and the Bruce Rioch era... She's a Boro fan,which helps..
And Glas,ye dating..bout time I did I reckon...bet it's a beaut laff!
Mick,my kid knows her kid..If I bring her back to mine,what will they say at school?? Fuckin hell.
WHAT A SCRUFFY twat!
You reckon I'd get off that lightly?
You know shit Michael!
Dusty Springfield,that's all I'm saying.Dusty fuckin Springfield!
Boatraceface wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Ally,that's just obscene! I like squirters as much as the next man,if not more,but still... I personally don't get excited without talking David Attenbrough and the Bruce Rioch era... She's a Boro fan,which helps..
And Glas,ye dating..bout time I did I reckon...bet it's a beaut laff!
Mick,my kid knows her kid..If I bring her back to mine,what will they say at school?? Fuckin hell.
WHAT A SCRUFFY twat!
You reckon I'd get off that lightly? You know shit Michael!
WELL DONE...who you gonna call....BOATDUSTER
Boaty, bloodynora's right, you can't sit back and wait for her to call you. Won't happen, even if she wants another date....unless she's a bunnyboiler, and you wouldn't want the call then anyway.
If you want another date, give her a call when you feel like the time is right, but no more than 2-3 days afterwards, or you've crushed her heart already...
Just remember the golden rule, Think of how all guys react/treat her and treat her the exact opposite.
but what the hell are you doing on here asking this? You got this in the bag... I'm sure those nerves will turn to steel once the night progresses
EdelBrock wrote: I'm sure those nerves will turn to steel once the night progresses
Something will. 
Boatraceface wrote: The townhalls thing was a larf... I dunno if it is because you are French,and there is a communication misread..But to my mind you are saying she knows my Townhalls are chocca,because she has waited for me to make a move..Eh? By your reasoning,she expects me to turn up and say"milk me baby!"
No, I was meaning that she must be aware of your situation. You said your kids knew hers... She must know you are single by now... The buzz... It was not to be read : You took the time to date her in order to be sure that your townhalls were chocca. It was more something like : It took him time to date me because it is uneasy, unconfortable to date someone after years, decades, centuries of marital life.
I won't go any further as I do not know if underaged people are reading this... You are a human being, so she is... Relax !
Jiphy wrote: I won't go any further as I do not know if underaged people are reading this... You are a human being, so she is...
True, he's not from Kettering...
Hey Boaty, do you remember the advice Ben Stiller got before his big date with his high school crush Mary?
Boatraceface wrote: That's always been my downfall,far to honest for my own good..I wish I could be a sneaky bastard like you.
What a laugh ! Jiphy the sneaky bastard ! To be honest, having condoms with me on a first date scares me as much as trying to cross the Turkish border with spliff...
It is wise to have some when you go out, in case of... But having some on a first date might be misunderstood by the person you dated, maybe seen too raw.
A first rendez-vous is always something like marcher sur des oeufs. That's it walking on eggs.
GlasVegas wrote: I miss dating. Best part of being single. [...] All the games, all the fun. I miss it.
Like playing chess with a clock, against time, I do not know how you say it in English.
Jiphy wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: I miss dating. Best part of being single. [...] All the games, all the fun. I miss it.
Like playing chess with a clock, against time, I do not know how you say it in English.
ahhhh.... the memories, great days were those
Ahh they do things differently in Villamanda and Redcar
It's somewhere I've never been, actually. I might book a hoiday there one day. It sounds interesting.
GlasVegas wrote: I miss dating. Best part of being single. All the games, all the fun. I miss it.
True dat. :(
I dread to think how many birds I 'dated' after I split with the wife. Fcuking brilliant couple of years of my life. Some you win, some you lose but, fcuk me, you can have an awful lotta fun.
I hate the word 'date' though. It's so fcuking Friends, isn't it? You 'go out' with birds over here, you don't 'date' them.
Jesus! I just read that back..I need a fuckin councilor not a girlfriend,no?
Hang on,she could do all that aswell..That's what Psychologists do,don't they? I could be a nice little project there,eh?
What a dickhead! Good job I'm easy going.To many shandies and NOOL strikes again!
Anyone got any nightmare dates they've been on,to tell about? So we can take the piss out of them for a bit instead?
I once turned up stoned out of my head for a first date. We went to Dukes 92 in Castlefield and I spent the whole evening convinced we were in someone's house. At one point I suggested that we went out to get beer to replace what we'd drunk. As we left I tried to find the guy who's house it was to thank him and to apologise for drinking all of his beer. I ended up giving my number to a bloke selected purely at random from the customers in the bar.
We fell out of the pub and all went back to someone's house, where I passed out. Amazingly, so did the girl I was with. The next day we all went to the pub, where she finally snapped. It seems I'd been calling her by the wrong name ever since we'd met.
It didn't last 
She sounds like hard work that one Biggy! Sounds like you bent over backwards,to give her a great time to me... Never happy some birds,are they?
Ha ha at some point we went for a curry with my mate and his bird. They'd been with us all the time, in fact, and my mate was in similar shape to me. I was really chatty through the meal, talking utter rubbish (not like me, eh) but my mate said nothing. Then, out of the blue and apropos of nothing, he looked straight at her and said "you've got a massive gob!" then picked up her drink and finished it in one gulp.
She was a bit pissy about that too, despite the fact that he obviously meant it as a compliment.
Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it
EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it
Damn right
EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it
That was you, you will pay yet. 
El Jarvo wrote:
I hate the word 'date' though. It's so fcuking Friends, isn't it? You 'go out' with birds over here, you don't 'date' them.
hear, hear. seems to have snuck in over the last few years. can't bloody bear it.
NOOLigan wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it
That was you, you will pay yet.
Well I thought it was a she, but then you always did look good in a wig Ron.
EdelBrock wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Had this one girl who thought she was better than she was. I was early 20s and not the richest guy. We went to this resturaunt and she immediately choses the most expensive thing on the menu ($86 if I recall, in 1995). I tried to let her know in pleasant terms, that I really wasn't that rich and if she could please try to pick something else (plus I wasn't about to pay hand over fist for a first date). Instead, she went off, making a scene in the resturant about how she always got this meal and how she thought she deserved it. Everyone in the resturaunt was looking at us. I calmed her down and told her to order whatever she wanted. We ate the dinner and she was very pissy over the whole thing. After I finished my food, I excused myself for the bathroom... instead I found the waiter and paid for my meal and left... a bit funny as well is that the resturaunt was a bit of drive away from anything, out in the middle of no where... well, she had her meal, just I wasn't the one that was going to pay for it
That was you, you will pay yet.
Well I thought it was a she, but then you always did look good in a wig Ron.
Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips
For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips
For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.
breast implants then?
EdelBrock wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Especially with those monthly botoxed ruby red lips
For the last time that was a joke. I have better things to do with my cash.
breast implants then?
Noooo.
Cock reduction.
