it's hot

Have you thought about spending the afternoon answering your own threads?

go to work where they have AC. It worked for ROcKet once albeit a very long time ago.

I've never thought about it, but if someone asked me whether I'd see an American use the word albeit, I feel certain I'd have said no.

Biginoil wrote: I've never thought about it, but if someone asked me whether I'd see an American use the word albeit, I feel certain I'd have said no.

were a different species in crooklyn.

coney island baby wrote:

Biginoil wrote: I've never thought about it, but if someone asked me whether I'd see an American use the word albeit, I feel certain I'd have said no.

were a different species in crooklyn.

Yer right on that, those from Brooklyn don't know how to use a lawn mower (let alone what one looks like).... probably don't know what Jeff was ranting on about "trimming branches" either

EdelBrock wrote:

coney island baby wrote:

Biginoil wrote: I've never thought about it, but if someone asked me whether I'd see an American use the word albeit, I feel certain I'd have said no.

were a different species in crooklyn.

Yer right on that, those from Brooklyn don't know how to use a lawn mower (let alone what one looks like).... probably don't know what Jeff was ranting on about "trimming branches" either

obviously, you have never been in brooklyn. My time in rikers i was forced to mown the lawn.

coney island baby wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

coney island baby wrote:

Biginoil wrote: I've never thought about it, but if someone asked me whether I'd see an American use the word albeit, I feel certain I'd have said no.

were a different species in crooklyn.

Yer right on that, those from Brooklyn don't know how to use a lawn mower (let alone what one looks like).... probably don't know what Jeff was ranting on about "trimming branches" either

obviously, you have never been in brooklyn. My time in rikers i was forced to mown the lawn.

I had this group of Marines once that I supervised in 'base beautification'. Three of them were from Brooklyn. I, unsmartedly, gave them the job of mowing and weed-eating the park near base-housing. I dropped them off and drove off to give tasks to other Marines. I came back 30 min later, thinking most of the grass would be cut, when alas, the three Brooklyn Marines were surrounding the lawn mower, scratching their brain-buckets. They couldn't figure out how to start the damn thing. So after a quick class, they were getting it done finally. Left to see how the others were doing. Came back another 30 minutes later, and they had cut the grass, but instead of the normal straight lines, they had bobed and weaved all over the place... looking like they used the lawn mower for a slalom course...

Don't even get me started on the difficulties they had with the weed-eater

coney island baby wrote:

Biginoil wrote: I've never thought about it, but if someone asked me whether I'd see an American use the word albeit, I feel certain I'd have said no.

were a different species in crooklyn.

Ahh the normal order has been restored.

Oh no, hang on...

unsmartedly?

A couple of weeks ago, Houston wasn't too bad, but I guess that may have changed?

Anyway, you could always go to a water works amusement park to cool off. Or play in the sprinklers...

EdelBrock wrote:

I had this group of Marines once that I supervised in 'base beautification'. Three of them were from Brooklyn. I, unsmartedly, gave them the job of mowing and weed-eating the park near base-housing. I dropped them off and drove off to give tasks to other Marines. I came back 30 min later, thinking most of the grass would be cut, when alas, the three Brooklyn Marines were surrounding the lawn mower, scratching their brain-buckets. They couldn't figure out how to start the damn thing. So after a quick class, they were getting it done finally. Left to see how the others were doing. Came back another 30 minutes later, and they had cut the grass, but instead of the normal straight lines, they had bobed and weaved all over the place... looking like they used the lawn mower for a slalom course...

Don't even get me started on the difficulties they had with the weed-eater

I'm convinced you make up these stories.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'm trying to finish up trimming some trees in the backyard, but it's frigging hot and humid already...

anybody got any ideas on what I should do instead?

or hire somebody or someone to do it for you...

why sweat yourself, not unless you prefer to do the job yourself.

coney island baby wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

I had this group of Marines once that I supervised in 'base beautification'. Three of them were from Brooklyn. I, unsmartedly, gave them the job of mowing and weed-eating the park near base-housing. I dropped them off and drove off to give tasks to other Marines. I came back 30 min later, thinking most of the grass would be cut, when alas, the three Brooklyn Marines were surrounding the lawn mower, scratching their brain-buckets. They couldn't figure out how to start the damn thing. So after a quick class, they were getting it done finally. Left to see how the others were doing. Came back another 30 minutes later, and they had cut the grass, but instead of the normal straight lines, they had bobed and weaved all over the place... looking like they used the lawn mower for a slalom course...

Don't even get me started on the difficulties they had with the weed-eater

I'm convinced you make up these stories.

Now why would I do a thing like that?

EdelBrock wrote:

I had this group of Marines once that I supervised in 'base beautification'... I, unsmartedly, gave them the job of mowing and weed-eating Don't even get me started on the difficulties they had with the weed-eater.

Weed-eating! My perfect job! Better by far than mowing laws or hacking doon trees.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'm trying to finish up trimming some trees in the backyard, but it's frigging hot and humid already...

anybody got any ideas on what I should do instead?

run naked in front of your neighbors through sprinklers.

Animadversion wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'm trying to finish up trimming some trees in the backyard, but it's frigging hot and humid already...

anybody got any ideas on what I should do instead?

run naked in front of your neighbors through sprinklers.

Then they might have A/C in prison, unless you get executed. Plus you can get laid every night in prison.

insomnia sets in...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

besides...it's one of the few times I get to play with my tools...

not from what i heard

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'm trying to finish up trimming some trees in the backyard, but it's frigging hot and humid already...

anybody got any ideas on what I should do instead?

bring the weather here

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'm trying to finish up trimming some trees in the backyard, but it's frigging hot and humid already...

anybody got any ideas on what I should do instead?

1. Get Labatt Ice from fridge.
2. Open & chug whole bottle.
3. Repeat as necessary.