Bit tetchy round here these days, innit??

Q. Where did all the good vibes go???

A. Down the shitter.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Hey look...it's Fradders...

is this the part where I get all damp???

oh, wait...he didn't mention his cock...

Shit!!

Hey Jeff!! You may be interested to know that I have a penis!!!!

No worries!! Can I spunk all over you?? Again????

Actually, I think "spunk" might be my favourite word ever. After "pissflaps", natch.

Can you post here if you have a JOB?

SHED wrote: Can you post here if you have a JOB?

Hell, NO!! This is for the terminally unemployed/unemployable.

You'll fit in real good round here*, Michael.

(*- Obv. I am referring to your cock in my sphincter, handsome bird-man of Chorley).

If NOOL is supposed to be a place where we can watch our ;real world; mates make cunts of themselves without saying anything then yes, I am the bad man of the community.

I am also pissed. Anyone want a go?

I'm goin out to get pissed as i have just discovered i will have to move out of FAULTLESS TOWERS due to the LANDLORD not paying his MORTgage.Means i will have to move the collection AGAIN and we could find a bit of DUST in the MOVE.Pass me a Flashwipe matron! :D

Hell JEFF you've lost some weight and regained your HAIR!