CLEAVAGE

What a great word.

£40 to the first person who can use it in conversation.

My butcher achieves great cleavage as he always keeps his blades sharp.

The graphite in this pencil has great plate-like cleavage which is parallel to the basal plane. The plates themselves have great covalent bonding of carbon atoms, but across the plates are weak Van Der Waal forces which give the ability for the cleavage. Diamonds only have covalent bonding, which allow for beautiful octahedron cleavage. So that covalent bonding is the reason us guys have to pay shitloads of money for a engagement ring, rather than just giving yer a love a pack of pencils for a buck

Do I get bonus points for mentioning cleavage numerous times?

The cleaveage between the rates of Incapacity benefit and job jeekers allowance is sufficient to encourge people to claim illness rather than look for work and receive the lower benefit.

boom boom Is this a regular feature can we suggest words Feltchin perhaps

Do I win £40 if it rhymes?

There once was a man from Stevenage Who had quite a thing about cleavage His falling from grace At a zepplin race Had them laughing as far off as...

err...

Anchorage

When arraging ones boat on a pontoon you tie your warps (ropes to normal people) around the cleats in a spring like fashion to ensure there is sufficient cleavage to take account of the rising and falling tidal streams otherwise you will look a pratt and sink your boat.

Ha ha that's great advice which I, sadly, didn't follow when tying off my boss's 20ft Bayliner against the harbour wall in Pool once.

He did not take well to the sight of his boat hanging nearly 2m above the waterline when we returned at low tide.

EDIT: I felt like a right tit. And a left one too. Pressed together; a deep cleavage between

pompeyorder has got a lovely cleavage

cheers Alan you had better be quick Im loosing weight rapidly and me man boobs are the first thing going!!

Your talk of low tide reminds me when I was stationed in South Carolina and went shrimping with a buddy in the marshes. We were not paying attention to the time and about a foot of our boat got stuck on the sticky mud. My buddy had the brillant idea that he could hop out the boat and push it back in the water. He did so before asking me. Damn good thing he kept both hands on the boat, as he sunk into the mud like he was jumping into water. The damn mud gave a one hell of a suction, and it took almost an hour to get him back in the boat. By that time the boat was fully sitting on the mud. So there we were, in the middle of the marsh, my buddy smelling like shit, out of beer and food, waiting for the tide to come back in. Had to call into work and explain how we wouldn't be there... never heard the end of it...

What does this have to do with cleavage? Not a damn thing.

Dunno, you sound like a right pair of diddies to me.

Colin

the suspended boat thing happens quite often. real tourist trap theres also a local pub where they park in front of which gets flooded on high spring tides. the locals have removed the signs in the past thats quite funny to see too. no takers on my feltchin suggestion yet?

Never underestimate the power of cleavage.

EdelBrock wrote: The graphite in this pencil has great plate-like cleavage which is parallel to the basal plane. The plates themselves have great covalent bonding of carbon atoms, but across the plates are weak Van Der Waal forces which give the ability for the cleavage. Diamonds only have covalent bonding, which allow for beautiful octahedron cleavage. So that covalent bonding is the reason us guys have to pay shitloads of money for a engagement ring, rather than just giving yer a love a pack of pencils for a buck

Do I get bonus points for mentioning cleavage numerous times?

You get bonus points for using the word covalent on here.....surely for the first time ever.

DJ Diamond wrote: Ha ha that's great advice which I, sadly, didn't follow when tying off my boss's 20ft Bayliner against the harbour wall in Pool once.

He did not take well to the sight of his boat hanging nearly 2m above the waterline when we returned at low tide.

EDIT: I felt like a right tit. And a left one too. Pressed together; a deep cleavage between

Tis a whole lot more fun to shove a big blck of wood in between the pontoon and the pole it slides up and down.....do it at high water and watch them hang.....do it at low water, watch them swamp (or slip their moorings). Bangor has a large pontoon based marina, let that be a warning to you.

pompeyorder wrote:

cheers Alan you had better be quick Im loosing weight rapidly and me man boobs are the first thing going!!

Not waiting on a tit wank is he?

DJ Diamond wrote: Dunno, you sound like a right pair of diddies to me.

Is that why i play with myself so much?

James Thomas wrote:

pompeyorder wrote:

cheers Alan you had better be quick Im loosing weight rapidly and me man boobs are the first thing going!!

Not waiting on a tit wank is he?

All this talk of tits,just reminded me of a joke. This guy sees this nice blonde with a bit upfront,and walks up to her.

"Sorry but I just wanted to test my perception.I bet I can guess the weight of your boobs without touching them.In fact I'll wager a fiver.."

"Erm ok"

so this guy takes a look at different angles of this girl's t-shirt,and without warning,grabs her tits.. "WHEY!!!!!"

"How dare you,you bet me a fiver that you wouldn't touch me."

"Yeah sorry...there's your fiver"

whilst cycling through the leafy tree lined village of Yelvertoft i spotted coming towards me a sad fat mancunian called Liam.he was huffing and puffing angrily to himself about teaching opportunities and play.com.

obviously ,with me being a posh warwickshire gentleman who was into Factory, New Order and associated attitudes and concerns well before the fat twat was born and not wanting to see myself associated with the fat cunt i dived into the nearby CLEAVAGE of trees to hide.As you can imagine it was a long wait for Liam to waddle on by and i fell asleep.Finally i awoke to the sound of Liam's mum shouting "Liam it's your bedtime!!!" and off he waddled back to Mummy's house.This was my oppurtunity to emerge form the Cleavage and continue my journey home.I hope young Liam settled that problem with play.com and the edge hill thingy

for perfect cleavege see avater left of screen

nice cleavage on that bitch