Is it too late to learn how to play an instrument?

all you need now is about 200 quid and you can get a black shergold masquerader(like mine:) ) then you can pretend to be barney when no-ones else is around

Do you pull the faces too?

What little talent I have on guitar can only be revealed when my lips are out.

you bet! only with the curtain closed mind you

my 'other' talent is doing it naked

Barney's a great inspiration when you're learning, simply because he's not very advanced and you can get his sound pretty quickly, then work and work to try to play those simple things as well as him (and good luck with that).

You start by getting inspired by Johnny Marr and you're soon chucking the bastard thing out of the window and going down the pub.

you have 4 weeks to learn ceremony btw

i promise you after you've mastered it, you'll never stop playing it, its always the first song i play when picking it, even after 4years and it probably will be in 14 years time

if you ever need tab's help advice for when you hit the brick wall i'm sure you got the backing of 100's of obsessive