Anybody doing anything for Halloween?
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Rumor has it Jeffari will dress like a vending machine outside his front porch, when kids want a candy they just need to pull the firm lever three times
I was thinking of stalking and individually slaughtering some teenagers who've gone to a secluded spot to behave immorally.
Apart from that, just the usual....working, which is hardly a chore as I get to upset Engerlish people quite often :D
Gazman wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
I get to upset Engerlish people quite often :D
No very hard,is it Steve
Nope
Tell 'em you cannae fax them a new passport to their mobile phone at 4am and they're off. Much harder to piss off a Scot, Welshman or Boghopper(N), but just like anthracite is harder to light yet burns far hotter than bituminous coal, when you get one of them going it's priceless stuff. Never had anyone but the English bring up the "if I was some random foreigner you'd help" either, that one's uniquely English (as well as, for the record, totaly gibberish). But every now and then, you get a real English "chap", and they make it all worthwhile, funny bastards some of their toffs are, funny funny bastards.
EDIT: Sorry to the Londinium Ordah, but extensive research has shown that an individuals chances of suffering a predeliction to being a bell-end, are inversely proportional to their distance from "the square mile", with the exception of an area of almost universally miserable sods somewhere in the North East. Not for a second saying that Londoner's are all twats, just that the odds of the person being a twat go from 50:1 if they're from the sticks to about 10:1 if they're from Londinium, and about 4:1 if they're loaded too.
Best Loonies in the country? Welsh, Home Counties, Devon.
Shit errrm Halloween wasn't it?
Not the same when it's not Nip-GP night.
Doctor? wrote: EDIT: Sorry to the Londinium Ordah, but extensive research has shown that an individuals chances of suffering a predeliction to being a bell-end, are inversely proportional to their distance from "the square mile", with the exception of an area of almost universally miserable sods somewhere in the North East. Not for a second saying that Londoner's are all twats, just that the odds of the person being a twat go from 50:1 if they're from the sticks to about 10:1 if they're from Londinium, and about 4:1 if they're loaded too.
Choose your weapons, chaps! 
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor? wrote: EDIT: Sorry to the Londinium Ordah, but extensive research has shown that an individuals chances of suffering a predeliction to being a bell-end, are inversely proportional to their distance from "the square mile", with the exception of an area of almost universally miserable sods somewhere in the North East. Not for a second saying that Londoner's are all twats, just that the odds of the person being a twat go from 50:1 if they're from the sticks to about 10:1 if they're from Londinium, and about 4:1 if they're loaded too.
Choose your weapons, chaps!
If it makes you feel any better, the BIGGEST dickheads are almost always scousers.
yes! am away for the weekend with my family, none of whom need much of an excuse to behave like buffoons, particularly when we're all together. while i am useless at most things, i am BRILLIANT at; carving pumpkins, fashioning costumes, painting faces, telling tall tales. fortunately we will be in brighton, home of all this kind of twattery. i am also good at saying 'gather ye round' in a silly voice.
my own children are too old and cool and will no doubt stand about looking aloof and disinterested, but i have plenty of small nephews and nieces. one of my proudest moments ever was scaring the little girl next door so badly two years ago that she couldn't sleep for three nights. yay!
[white]testing, testing...[/white]
Doctor? wrote: If it makes you feel any better, the BIGGEST dickheads are almost always scousers.
What sort of reverse psychology is that, Cambo?
You slag off Londoners, but then slag off Scousers even more to 'make me feel better'!
Which bit am I missing? 
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor? wrote: If it makes you feel any better, the BIGGEST dickheads are almost always scousers.
What sort of reverse psychology is that, Cambo?
You slag off Londoners, but then slag off Scousers even more to 'make me feel better'!
Which bit am I missing?
Well you're missing the difference between "there's more twats in London" And "all Londoners are twats", for a start ;)
i'll spend the day revovering from a thursday night out in manchester,so that i will be able to spend the night at a friends party dressed as a undertaker 
Yes, i'm going to party near to Bogotà At the Jaime Duque Park…..an event called "Pink Halloween" on november first Saturday night, at 10:00 p.m will be Kylie Minogue on the stage, at 02:00 a.m will be Cut Copy in the dance tent and some Dj's till 6 a.m. Not so bad……
Taking two of my nephews and the girlfriend's two little ones around trick or treating...
then when we get done with that, I'm going to crawl up on the roof, and if any kids dare come to my unlit house, I'm gonna soak them with the water hose!!!
bwahahahahahahaha...
EdelBrock wrote: Rumor has it Jeffari will dress like a vending machine outside his front porch, when kids want a candy they just need to pull the firm lever three times
and Edel will be first in line, and yanking like hell until he gets a load!!!
Solitude wrote: I'm gonna watch American Beauty...again.
great movie. I've been told I look like Kevin Spacey with facial hair.
J
No Holiday wrote:
Solitude wrote: I'm gonna watch American Beauty...again.
great movie. I've been told I look like Kevin Spacey with facial hair.
J
Damn, you have just put me off the movie 
No Holiday wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: So why do you use use language like a ten year old?
J
That's a bit harsh:D
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Rumor has it Jeffari will dress like a vending machine outside his front porch, when kids want a candy they just need to pull the firm lever three times
and Edel will be first in line, and yanking like hell until he gets a load!!!
You ain't foolin me again. last time wanted a twinkie, but instead got nothing but the cream filling
Dressing up as the Doctor for work. And yes, we get to dress up for work. 
No surprise there.
Later on that night I'll be at a friend's party. And possibly smashed.
[hopefully not. 
in case anyone's brought the camera.]
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work. And yes, we get to dress up for work.
Later on that night I'll be at a friend's party. And possibly smashed.
[hopefully not.
We want pics of you dressed as...errrm...me.
Uncle Liam wrote: So why do you use use language like a ten year old?
Why do you moan and whinge like a grumpy old man?
Doctor? wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work. And yes, we get to dress up for work.
Later on that night I'll be at a friend's party. And possibly smashed.
[hopefully not.
We want pics of you dressed as...errrm...me.
I'll be sure to have one at the ready, just for you, Doctor. ;)
Apparently going to a high school football game with coworkers, family and friends, featuring our cross town rivals, at West Albany High three blocks from my house. Number one in the state West (last year's state champs) vs. number seven South. I went to South, and even though West's coach is a lifelong friend, I still can't bring myself to ever root for the freakin' Bulldogs even now.
recycle wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: So why do you use use language like a ten year old?
Why do you moan and whinge like a grumpy old man?
Reminds me of a comment my Engerlish teacher put on a homework when I was about 15.......
"Stephen really, sometimes you sound like a man of 104. Cynicism of this magnitude is downright unnaturaly at your age. Still, you are quite correct" ;)
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
I am going to a special scary night in a maize maze near Warrington to run around with actors dressed as ghosts and the like.
jesus christ that looks brilliant. archery range? PIG RACING?! and a giant jumping pillow?
i don't know if that's a giant pillow to jump on or a giant pillow that jumps. i don't care. either way it's genius.
Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ponyboy wrote: Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the lad can cope with his dad alright, I doubt he's perturbed by strange ;)
Does sound somewhat fabulous though.
Doctor? wrote:
Ponyboy wrote: Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the lad can cope with his dad alright, I doubt he's perturbed by strange ;)
Does sound somewhat fabulous though.
the doctor is right. do you want your son to grow up a namby pamby mollycoddled puffoon? why, my vile offspring were being dragged round various forests and farms and ghost walks on halloween when they were no higher than my knee. which is really very small indeed. (the fact that secondborn is now riddled with all manner of debilitating phobias is neither here nor there.)
you are depriving littleinoil of pig racing? that's tantamount to neglect. i won't shrink from contacting the authorities.
Of course I am not denying him pig racing. We have our own fleet of racing pigs at home - he can have a race whenever he wishes.
Ponyboy wrote: Of course I am not denying him pig racing. We have our own fleet of racing pigs at home - he can have a race whenever he wishes.
you're definitely spoiling that child, ponypants. take him to that farm and let him get an arrow in his head and the image of a chainsaw-wielding maniac indelibly imprinted onto his brain along with all the other kids.
better still, i think that 'corn cannon' might have possibilities. i'm sure you could rustle up a darling little cob costume for him.
Ponyboy wrote: I am going to a special scary night in a maize maze near Warrington to run around with actors dressed as ghosts and the like.
That really does look good. This is another thing I've always wanted to do...
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor. With the rather long scarf.
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!! 
If I gotta sew bits and pieces together to make one helluva Scarf myself then I'll do it!
i'll be at a leaders weekend at my boarding school (i'm a a class agent and admissions representative), so i'll be in classes and forums all day SWEET!
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!!
You can score pretty accurate clones on Ebay, but kinda pricey for just a costume. Apart from that, yyyyup, stitching lesser scarfage together is your only option.
Doctor? wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!!
You can score pretty accurate clones on Ebay, but kinda pricey for just a costume. Apart from that, yyyyup, stitching lesser scarfage together is your only option.
Which is all well and good,apart from the fact Tom is merely the most overrated Doctor,as opposed to the best.
Fuck you all.
bloodynora wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Ponyboy wrote: Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the lad can cope with his dad alright, I doubt he's perturbed by strange ;)
Does sound somewhat fabulous though.
the doctor is right. do you want your son to grow up a namby pamby mollycoddled puffoon? why, my vile offspring were being dragged round various forests and farms and ghost walks on halloween when they were no higher than my knee. which is really very small indeed. (the fact that secondborn is now riddled with all manner of debilitating phobias is neither here nor there.)
you are depriving littleinoil of pig racing? that's tantamount to neglect. i won't shrink from contacting the authorities.
Fantastic. I trust you have learned all you're babies to hunt,fish,chop wood methodically,and fight with skill,Nora.. Reading between the lines,that's how it looks..
Certainly,come the apocalypse,let's not fuck about...that's what will count.
Aswell as pro-creation..
But they will keep all that part quiet from you,natrulich.
Boatraceface wrote:
I trust you have learned all you're babies to hunt,fish,chop wood methodically,and fight with skill,Nora.. Reading between the lines,that's how it looks..
oh they can fight all right. the current craze sweeping the household is guitar-to-head combat.
Doctor? wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!!
You can score pretty accurate clones on Ebay, but kinda pricey for just a costume. Apart from that, yyyyup, stitching lesser scarfage together is your only option.
And to be honest, it's probably better at the moment. Between three scarves [two dark-gray and one dark-pink, each at about 6 feet], I think I should be okay.
Emphasis on should!! 
