Anybody doing anything for Halloween?
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Rumor has it Jeffari will dress like a vending machine outside his front porch, when kids want a candy they just need to pull the firm lever three times
I was thinking of stalking and individually slaughtering some teenagers who've gone to a secluded spot to behave immorally.
Apart from that, just the usual....working, which is hardly a chore as I get to upset Engerlish people quite often :D
Gazman wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
I get to upset Engerlish people quite often :D
No very hard,is it Steve
Nope
Tell 'em you cannae fax them a new passport to their mobile phone at 4am and they're off. Much harder to piss off a Scot, Welshman or Boghopper(N), but just like anthracite is harder to light yet burns far hotter than bituminous coal, when you get one of them going it's priceless stuff. Never had anyone but the English bring up the "if I was some random foreigner you'd help" either, that one's uniquely English (as well as, for the record, totaly gibberish). But every now and then, you get a real English "chap", and they make it all worthwhile, funny bastards some of their toffs are, funny funny bastards.
EDIT: Sorry to the Londinium Ordah, but extensive research has shown that an individuals chances of suffering a predeliction to being a bell-end, are inversely proportional to their distance from "the square mile", with the exception of an area of almost universally miserable sods somewhere in the North East. Not for a second saying that Londoner's are all twats, just that the odds of the person being a twat go from 50:1 if they're from the sticks to about 10:1 if they're from Londinium, and about 4:1 if they're loaded too.
Best Loonies in the country? Welsh, Home Counties, Devon.
Shit errrm Halloween wasn't it?
Not the same when it's not Nip-GP night.
Doctor? wrote: EDIT: Sorry to the Londinium Ordah, but extensive research has shown that an individuals chances of suffering a predeliction to being a bell-end, are inversely proportional to their distance from "the square mile", with the exception of an area of almost universally miserable sods somewhere in the North East. Not for a second saying that Londoner's are all twats, just that the odds of the person being a twat go from 50:1 if they're from the sticks to about 10:1 if they're from Londinium, and about 4:1 if they're loaded too.
Choose your weapons, chaps! 
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor? wrote: EDIT: Sorry to the Londinium Ordah, but extensive research has shown that an individuals chances of suffering a predeliction to being a bell-end, are inversely proportional to their distance from "the square mile", with the exception of an area of almost universally miserable sods somewhere in the North East. Not for a second saying that Londoner's are all twats, just that the odds of the person being a twat go from 50:1 if they're from the sticks to about 10:1 if they're from Londinium, and about 4:1 if they're loaded too.
Choose your weapons, chaps!
If it makes you feel any better, the BIGGEST dickheads are almost always scousers.
yes! am away for the weekend with my family, none of whom need much of an excuse to behave like buffoons, particularly when we're all together. while i am useless at most things, i am BRILLIANT at; carving pumpkins, fashioning costumes, painting faces, telling tall tales. fortunately we will be in brighton, home of all this kind of twattery. i am also good at saying 'gather ye round' in a silly voice.
my own children are too old and cool and will no doubt stand about looking aloof and disinterested, but i have plenty of small nephews and nieces. one of my proudest moments ever was scaring the little girl next door so badly two years ago that she couldn't sleep for three nights. yay!
[white]testing, testing...[/white]
Doctor? wrote: If it makes you feel any better, the BIGGEST dickheads are almost always scousers.
What sort of reverse psychology is that, Cambo?
You slag off Londoners, but then slag off Scousers even more to 'make me feel better'!
Which bit am I missing? 
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor? wrote: If it makes you feel any better, the BIGGEST dickheads are almost always scousers.
What sort of reverse psychology is that, Cambo?
You slag off Londoners, but then slag off Scousers even more to 'make me feel better'!
Which bit am I missing?
Well you're missing the difference between "there's more twats in London" And "all Londoners are twats", for a start ;)
i'll spend the day revovering from a thursday night out in manchester,so that i will be able to spend the night at a friends party dressed as a undertaker 
Yes, i'm going to party near to Bogotà At the Jaime Duque Park…..an event called "Pink Halloween" on november first Saturday night, at 10:00 p.m will be Kylie Minogue on the stage, at 02:00 a.m will be Cut Copy in the dance tent and some Dj's till 6 a.m. Not so bad……
Taking two of my nephews and the girlfriend's two little ones around trick or treating...
then when we get done with that, I'm going to crawl up on the roof, and if any kids dare come to my unlit house, I'm gonna soak them with the water hose!!!
bwahahahahahahaha...
EdelBrock wrote: Rumor has it Jeffari will dress like a vending machine outside his front porch, when kids want a candy they just need to pull the firm lever three times
and Edel will be first in line, and yanking like hell until he gets a load!!!
Solitude wrote: I'm gonna watch American Beauty...again.
great movie. I've been told I look like Kevin Spacey with facial hair.
J
No Holiday wrote:
Solitude wrote: I'm gonna watch American Beauty...again.
great movie. I've been told I look like Kevin Spacey with facial hair.
J
Damn, you have just put me off the movie 
No Holiday wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: So why do you use use language like a ten year old?
J
That's a bit harsh:D
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Rumor has it Jeffari will dress like a vending machine outside his front porch, when kids want a candy they just need to pull the firm lever three times
and Edel will be first in line, and yanking like hell until he gets a load!!!
You ain't foolin me again. last time wanted a twinkie, but instead got nothing but the cream filling
Dressing up as the Doctor for work. And yes, we get to dress up for work. 
No surprise there.
Later on that night I'll be at a friend's party. And possibly smashed.
[hopefully not. 
in case anyone's brought the camera.]
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work. And yes, we get to dress up for work.
Later on that night I'll be at a friend's party. And possibly smashed.
[hopefully not.
We want pics of you dressed as...errrm...me.
Uncle Liam wrote: So why do you use use language like a ten year old?
Why do you moan and whinge like a grumpy old man?
Doctor? wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work. And yes, we get to dress up for work.
Later on that night I'll be at a friend's party. And possibly smashed.
[hopefully not.
We want pics of you dressed as...errrm...me.
I'll be sure to have one at the ready, just for you, Doctor. ;)
Apparently going to a high school football game with coworkers, family and friends, featuring our cross town rivals, at West Albany High three blocks from my house. Number one in the state West (last year's state champs) vs. number seven South. I went to South, and even though West's coach is a lifelong friend, I still can't bring myself to ever root for the freakin' Bulldogs even now.
