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recycle wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: So why do you use use language like a ten year old?
Why do you moan and whinge like a grumpy old man?
Reminds me of a comment my Engerlish teacher put on a homework when I was about 15.......
"Stephen really, sometimes you sound like a man of 104. Cynicism of this magnitude is downright unnaturaly at your age. Still, you are quite correct" ;)
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
I am going to a special scary night in a maize maze near Warrington to run around with actors dressed as ghosts and the like.
jesus christ that looks brilliant. archery range? PIG RACING?! and a giant jumping pillow?
i don't know if that's a giant pillow to jump on or a giant pillow that jumps. i don't care. either way it's genius.
Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ponyboy wrote: Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the lad can cope with his dad alright, I doubt he's perturbed by strange ;)
Does sound somewhat fabulous though.
Doctor? wrote:
Ponyboy wrote: Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the lad can cope with his dad alright, I doubt he's perturbed by strange ;)
Does sound somewhat fabulous though.
the doctor is right. do you want your son to grow up a namby pamby mollycoddled puffoon? why, my vile offspring were being dragged round various forests and farms and ghost walks on halloween when they were no higher than my knee. which is really very small indeed. (the fact that secondborn is now riddled with all manner of debilitating phobias is neither here nor there.)
you are depriving littleinoil of pig racing? that's tantamount to neglect. i won't shrink from contacting the authorities.
Of course I am not denying him pig racing. We have our own fleet of racing pigs at home - he can have a race whenever he wishes.
Ponyboy wrote: Of course I am not denying him pig racing. We have our own fleet of racing pigs at home - he can have a race whenever he wishes.
you're definitely spoiling that child, ponypants. take him to that farm and let him get an arrow in his head and the image of a chainsaw-wielding maniac indelibly imprinted onto his brain along with all the other kids.
better still, i think that 'corn cannon' might have possibilities. i'm sure you could rustle up a darling little cob costume for him.
Ponyboy wrote: I am going to a special scary night in a maize maze near Warrington to run around with actors dressed as ghosts and the like.
That really does look good. This is another thing I've always wanted to do...
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor. 
With the rather long scarf.
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!! 
If I gotta sew bits and pieces together to make one helluva Scarf myself then I'll do it!
i'll be at a leaders weekend at my boarding school (i'm a a class agent and admissions representative), so i'll be in classes and forums all day SWEET!
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!!
You can score pretty accurate clones on Ebay, but kinda pricey for just a costume. Apart from that, yyyyup, stitching lesser scarfage together is your only option.
Doctor? wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!!
You can score pretty accurate clones on Ebay, but kinda pricey for just a costume. Apart from that, yyyyup, stitching lesser scarfage together is your only option.
Which is all well and good,apart from the fact Tom is merely the most overrated Doctor,as opposed to the best.
Fuck you all.
bloodynora wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Ponyboy wrote: Someone was telling us about it in the bar last night. Apparently the guy with a chainsaw seems genuinely disturbed. I said I might take my boy but it's (sp?) far too strange for him. So we're all going.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the lad can cope with his dad alright, I doubt he's perturbed by strange ;)
Does sound somewhat fabulous though.
the doctor is right. do you want your son to grow up a namby pamby mollycoddled puffoon? why, my vile offspring were being dragged round various forests and farms and ghost walks on halloween when they were no higher than my knee. which is really very small indeed. (the fact that secondborn is now riddled with all manner of debilitating phobias is neither here nor there.)
you are depriving littleinoil of pig racing? that's tantamount to neglect. i won't shrink from contacting the authorities.
Fantastic. I trust you have learned all you're babies to hunt,fish,chop wood methodically,and fight with skill,Nora.. Reading between the lines,that's how it looks..
Certainly,come the apocalypse,let's not fuck about...that's what will count.
Aswell as pro-creation..
But they will keep all that part quiet from you,natrulich.
Boatraceface wrote:
I trust you have learned all you're babies to hunt,fish,chop wood methodically,and fight with skill,Nora.. Reading between the lines,that's how it looks..
oh they can fight all right. the current craze sweeping the household is guitar-to-head combat.
Doctor? wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
Trans-OMGWTF!? Express wrote: Dressing up as the Doctor for work.
which doctor? (genuine question, not feeble pun)
The Fourth Doctor.
ah, tom baker. the BEST doctor. and most recognisable based on attire alone. fine choice, ma'am.
The only tough part is finding the G*dd*mn scarf!!
You can score pretty accurate clones on Ebay, but kinda pricey for just a costume. Apart from that, yyyyup, stitching lesser scarfage together is your only option.
And to be honest, it's probably better at the moment. Between three scarves [two dark-gray and one dark-pink, each at about 6 feet], I think I should be okay.
Emphasis on should!! 
