How do you feel about the name Otterley?
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i think it is a wonderful name.it is, in fact, currently the number one choice for any mini nora that may come along.
anyone who disagrees, or says it just sounds like an adjective for being otter-like, is an idiot.
Sounds like you'd just want your kid beaten up at school. Might as well call them Weasel, or if a girl 'Beaver'.
Shame you are not into fruit, and you could call them 'Apple'. Oh wait, some floppy haired musically talentless c___ has done that before.
Burt Reynolds wrote: Sounds like you'd just want your kid beaten up at school. Might as well call them Weasel, or if a girl 'Beaver'.
Shame you are not into fruit, and you could call them 'Apple'. Oh wait, some floppy haired musically talentless c___ has done that before.
That was a rather genius remark, brilliant even.
its not a place in yorkshire,but nearly
johnny what the fuck is this thread about anyway ? .its even worse than any of mine.
answer up you daft fucker ???
banshee wrote: its not a place in yorkshire,but nearly
johnny what the fuck is this thread about anyway ? .its even worse than any of mine. answer up you daft fucker ???
Ottley? Nice place, fuckin killer fish and chips....with that most impressive of Engerlish inventions....bits!
Otterly, is a SURNAME. calling kids surnames is a form of child abuse and I will report you if you dare inflict it on any potential nora Jnr!!!
As the Excellent Scots philosopher, Professor William Connolly said....there is nothing worse than overhearing..... "Campbell? Have you seen Findlay?" "yes, he's over there talking to Farquar"
Wanky,very, very Wanky.
Doctor? wrote:
banshee wrote: its not a place in yorkshire,but nearly
johnny what the fuck is this thread about anyway ? .its even worse than any of mine. answer up you daft fucker ???
Ottley? Nice place, fuckin killer fish and chips....with that most impressive of Engerlish inventions....bits!
Otley, is a SURNAME. calling kids surnames is a form of child abuse and I will report you if you dare inflict it on any potential nora Jnr!!!
As the Excellent Scots philosopher, Professor William Connolly said....there is nothing worse than overhearing..... "Campbell? Have you seen Findlay?" "yes, he's over there talking to Farquar"
Wanky,very, very Wanky.
yea steve the otley pub run (loads of pubs ) followed by fish and chips to anyone still standing.oswaltwistle had a similar pub run 19 pubs in all,ask rocket mick!! ,his dad used to do the famous oswaldtwistle pub run back in the day 
Some fine ales were also taken that day, yes, but our particular mission was to climb that fook off hill that leads up to where you can see the airport.
There's always Ottershaw in Surrey....one of the first places to have it's population burned alive by the Martians in WotW.
banshee wrote:
johnny what the fuck is this thread about anyway ? .its even worse than any of mine. answer up you daft fucker ???
It would seem someone has logged into my account
Jed Stephens wrote: only if the surname is botterly, otterley botterly has a nice ring to it
I was going to mention that this afternoon. At least the child would have a potential advertising career, after years of being bullied at school.
Doctor? wrote:
Wanky,very, very Wanky.
and when have i ever claimed to be anything but?
Doctor? wrote:
Otterly, is a SURNAME. calling kids surnames is a form of child abuse and I will report you if you dare inflict it on any potential nora Jnr!!!
noooo? is it really? it's a girl's name.
i used to get a little thrill every time i saw the name 'nolan miller' on the credits for dynasty. costume designer, i think. what a fab job that would have been...
burt, being bullied is character building.
johnny, how do YOU feel about the name otterley? you've not said.
well?
michael preda wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Sounds like you'd just want your kid beaten up at school. Might as well call them Weasel, or if a girl 'Beaver'.
Shame you are not into fruit, and you could call them 'Apple'. Oh wait, some floppy haired musically talentless c___ has done that before.
That was a rather genius remark, brilliant even.
are you quite mad? the otterly botterly comment was miles better.
besides, paula and bob did the silly fruit name thing yonks before chris and gwynnie.
bloodynora wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Wanky,very, very Wanky.
and when have i ever claimed to be anything but?
Doctor? wrote:
Otterly, is a SURNAME. calling kids surnames is a form of child abuse and I will report you if you dare inflict it on any potential nora Jnr!!!
noooo? is it really? it's a girl's name.
i used to get a little thrill every time i saw the name 'nolan miller' on the credits for dynasty. costume designer, i think. what a fab job that would have been...
burt, being bullied is character building.
johnny, how do YOU feel about the name otterley? you've not said.
well?
Well, it's just that I credited you with a little more class than that.
I always decry those who inflict their kids with shite names, but I just know that if the world ever has to bear the misfortune of me breeding, the little cunts will be called TB303, TARDIS, Fairlight, Moonwatcher....etc....etc.....etc
bloodynora wrote:
johnny, how do YOU feel about the name otterley? you've not said.
well?
Why not just call it Tarka?
Doctor? wrote:
Well, it's just that I credited you with a little more class than that.
oh bollocks. the trump card.
johnny wrote:
bloodynora wrote:
johnny, how do YOU feel about the name otterley? you've not said.
well?
Why not just call it Tarka?
"it"? "IT"??! i'm going to tell her you said that.
bloodynora wrote:
burt, being bullied is character building.
Isn't it something you try and avoid from conception?
Next you'll be selling them to child slavery, claiming it's 'character building'. 
side tracking a bit here... question for the doc, or anyone else, but i bet he knows.
was Obi-Wan Kenobi named after the oberheim ob1 or was it the other way around, I'm sure I read many, many moons ago in sound on sound (with frank zappa on the front cover and an article on new orders brotherhood) that oberheim were first and lucas liked the sound of ob1
Jed Stephens wrote: side tracking a bit here... question for the doc, or anyone else, but i bet he knows.
was Obi-Wan Kenobi named after the oberheim ob1 or was it the other way around, I'm sure I read many, many moons ago in sound on sound (with frank zappa on the front cover and an article on new orders brotherhood) that oberheim were first and lucas liked the sound of ob1
I'd not heard that one, but I think the movie would have come first.
Obi-Juan Montoya 
bloodynora wrote: i think it is a wonderful name.it is, in fact, currently the number one choice for any mini nora that may come along.
anyone who disagrees, or says it just sounds like an adjective for being otter-like, is an idiot.
That name is otterly ridiculous!!
I was at the South Lakes Zoo yesterday. I saw many an animal, but the most memorable, were the otters. If only, because they were greedy, noisy bastards.
I used to go to Bude (In Cornwall) to an otter sanctuary and they were silent, graceful creatures.
Yesterday, it was all...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WWWWAAAAAAAAAAA
So, on the strength of that, I vote Kill them all.
Oh.
Was that not the question?
I thought that was you at South Lakes Zoo yesterday Jembo!
I was tailing a dark haired mouthy West Midlands bird around the savannah,she was looking Otterley botterly from the rear..That was you was'nt it chick?
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Next you'll be selling them to child slavery, claiming it's 'character building'.
aye. down t'pit and up t'chimney. they'll thank me for it one day.
that cunt from Fall-out boy named his child Bronx. I dunno but i bet he never stepped foot in the borough. Also, everybody knows its The Bronx.
MONTY DOES DALLAS wrote: How would you shorten it though?
"Alright Ott!"
How about IVO...or HAZEL!
I can see the child enslavers shouting 'you rotter' as they crack their whip against nubile Nolan flesh, after the poor child struggles to get up the chimney, whilst trying to remember his/her wicked mother with an air of melancholic despair.
bloodynora wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: whip against nubile Nolan flesh
that's your own private fantasy, burt.
or is it yours?
