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anyone pissed off with this repeat festival, second time this year now,
cant sleep, and will not get to sleep allll night
all they do is razz it around i fancy rented cars full to the brim shout shit wave flags and beep their horns, feck off!
surely this is not just me suffering on her, we dont do this for easter or xmas
Doctor? wrote: Errrrrm whasssat yer on about then?
Think the threads aimed at a certain cunt
Ahhhh I get it now, this is some religious cult doing their thing?
Well, doing burnouts and shouting shite sounds like they've got the right idea about religion if you ask me.
As for "we don't do that" I would offer three pieces of comment in refutation of that.
I'd rather they were out and about making a racket than wasting their time praying.
ah no!
Eid - muslim festival twice a year i think??? i may be wrong.
it just fooks me off b/cos they only celebrate at stupid oclock by razzing it around shouting and beeping their horns, not shitty car horns too. big fucking fog horns.
and they fact that they criticise xmas, when they pay obscene amounts for bently etc just for the horn
Doctor? wrote: Ahhhh I get it now, this is some religious cult doing their thing?
Well, doing burnouts and shouting shite sounds like they've got the right idea about religion if you ask me.
As for "we don't do that" I would offer three pieces of comment in refutation of that.
- What's all that racket on a sunday morning or any time some stupid cunt gets married.
- Granted Xmas and Easter are kinda quiet....but have you ever left the house on (the admittedly secular) New Year's Eve.
- Have you ever lived on the route between the pubs and the slums?
I'd rather they were out and about making a racket than wasting their time praying.
hahahaha
i definatly agree, just not outside my feckin window.
the pubs and slums trail, best bit bout going to pub getting pissed, always bound to meet a friends friends friends sisters friend "more drinks?"
"Of Course!"
New years eve - well i struggle to think of a religion who doesn't celebrate it?
bout getting binned right?
E=MC Hammer wrote: ah no!
Eid - muslim festival twice a year i think??? i may be wrong.
it just fooks me off b/cos they only celebrate at stupid oclock by razzing it around shouting and beeping their horns, not shitty car horns too. big fucking fog horns.
and they fact that they criticise xmas, when they pay obscene amounts for bently etc just for the horn
The reality is though for most non northern european countries the horn is an integral part of the audisphere at all hours of the day and night. It is used in safety, in despair in celebration.. They are just bringing South Asia to leafy Manchester. Insh'allah
Insh'Allah, defo one of the best things about the Muslim world. "Everything is possible Insh'Allah".
And we've got bugger all right to complain about the importation of such things as this here Eid (prior to today I was ignorant of it's existence.....we've so much bother with two flavours of Jesustard here that the Allahtards and Mosestards and what have you....keep their fuckin heads down), we've polluted half the world with fucking jesus, and with worse results than a few beeping horns.
However, this whole thing soundly supports my argument that religious adherence rots the brain. When going out to hire a car to tear round the streets like a buck eejit in, my first though would not be a car with (to quote Clave James' excellent critique of Derek Warwick's 1982 Toleman F1), the power to weight ratio of the Barbican arts centre.
Unless we're talking about a LMP1 Bentley from 2003 (which was really an Audi R8 painted British racing green but sssssshhhh).
Doctor? wrote: Insh'Allah, defo one of the best things about the Muslim world. "Everything is possible Insh'Allah".
And we've got bugger all right to complain about the importation of such things as this here Eid (prior to today I was ignorant of it's existence.....we've so much bother with two flavours of Jesustard here that the Allahtards and Mosestards and what have you....keep their fuckin heads down), we've polluted half the world with fucking jesus, and with worse results than a few beeping horns.
However, this whole thing soundly supports my argument that religious adherence rots the brain. When going out to hire a car to tear round the streets like a buck eejit in, my first though would not be a car with (to quote Clave James' excellent critique of Derek Warwick's 1982 Toleman F1), the power to weight ratio of the Barbican arts centre.
Unless we're talking about a LMP1 Bentley from 2003 (which was really an Audi R8 painted British racing green but sssssshhhh).
Somehow it always comes back around to either F1 or computers with ya Cambo, which brings me to my question:
If you only had a choice of one, which would you shag? Kate Bekinsale, a Mclaren-Mercedes F1, or HAL 9000?
Well I dunno about shag, but if offered one for keeps I'd PROBABLY take the McRon to be honest. Wouldn't last 1 lap in it, but what a way to go.
I'd take a 9000 series, maybe SAL9000 but not HAL, his installation's been corrupted by the Whitehouse.
Who's this Beckinwhatsit bint anyway, does she drive IRL?
Not suprising you'd choose machines over a lass (will admit the Mclaren is very tempting though... probably less of a hassle and if its broken, you can always get it fixed
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But Beckinsale is the Underworld chick... even hotter in real life
EdelBrock wrote:
But Beckinsale is the Underworld chick... even hotter in real life
Tricky thing is though, half close your eyes and she'd start tolook like Godber.
James Thomas wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
But Beckinsale is the Underworld chick... even hotter in real life
Tricky thing is though, half close your eyes and she'd start tolook like Godber.
Found a pint is the perfect remedy for that problem
James Thomas wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
But Beckinsale is the Underworld chick... even hotter in real life
Tricky thing is though, half close your eyes and she'd start tolook like Godber.
Very observant..She looks a tad too much like her old fella in this light.
Not half as tricky as it would be if she looked like Grouty tho,eh!
Or worse still,Grouty's meathead minder!
LIGHTS OUT FLETCHER!
Edit: I used to think the same about Angelina Jolie,but I've changed my mind about her now.
She is a looker in her own right i'd say...
I loved her old fella in The Champ,mind.
Thee ONLY film I've ever got emotional about,ever...
When he died at the end and his kid was crying over him,that kid acted brilliantly...but not well enough to fool me.I laughed like fuck.
I do have feelings,mind. I've been paying a fiver a month to a leprosy cause for about five years,because a nectar lass conned me into it with her sheer nectarness,on my doorstep..She took advantage,batted her eye lids,and played on my shallowness..She was bang out! I must have prevented scores of faces dripping off though. How the fuck can anyone say I'm not all heart!
True that.
I've been meaning to cancel that direct debit,mind..Credit crunch an all that!
side track here boaty
top result for boro
bad for my visit bburn at wigan
brother in law here is a is a macham from stanley near durham
banshee wrote: side track here boaty top result for boro bad for my visit bburn at wigan brother in law here is a is a macham from stanley near durham
Bansh I'm always happy to turn any conversation to footy,drugs,women,history,boxing,music,people,food and who is the best swimmer for their age in Redcar..So thanks for doing it forrus gadge! a)on the face of it a good result for us.Alas we should have taken the 3 points.. Not even a fair minded Bonzette could argue.But she's die hard biased.So I expect she will.
b)My best mate is a scruffy Mackem,so I sympathise...It's the best time to have a mackem stay with you now though!
They have the second best chairman in the world though,that I can't deny..Nail Quinn is a a man of integrity.Gotta like him..Anyone who mistakes him as weak of character,and they do round here,some...can get fucked! Lucky to have him they are,the dirty mackem shits.
Right that though.Only Steve Gibson is better.
Edit: I just got timed out adding to this post... Who gives a fuck,it probably saved me getting banned.
Fuck it then..My townhalls are chocka block,I can't sit here all night like a drunken cunt..I'm off to my scratcher.
last time i went up stanley he took me stanley club.99p for a lambs rum!!!
anyway fair play to boro.it gets my fucking back up when they always state boro ( one of smallest towns in prem 130,000) and blackburn ( prob smallest town in prem 110,000 ) as having empty seats..fucking birmingham have 400,000 catchment support and get 14,000!!! thats trible our catchment yet they get same !!
banshee wrote: last time i went up stanley he took me stanley club.99p for a lambs rum!!!
anyway fair play to boro.it gets my fucking back up when they always state boro ( one of smallest towns in prem 130,000) and blackburn ( prob smallest town in prem 110,000 ) as having empty seats..fucking birmingham have 400,000 catchment support and get 14,000!!! thats trible our catchment yet they get same !!
Absolutely spot on.You know it,I know it... In terms of catchment area Boro are extremely well supported.Punched above our weight for years..We have Gibbo to thank for everything.You had Walker.Sadly he's gone now.
Boro will always belong to the town as long as Gibbo has stewardship.He's always said that,and what he has done in his time with the club is pure romance,love..A wonderful journey from the brink of extinction..People who know their football know about Steve Gibson. We're becoming unique in that respect in the current climate.The only club that is most definitely not for sale.That really means something.You can't buy that shit.
Gibson is going through a divorce at this time though.Which means he can't spend..He'll come again though.He's the best.
Boatraceface wrote:
James Thomas wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
But Beckinsale is the Underworld chick... even hotter in real life
Tricky thing is though, half close your eyes and she'd start tolook like Godber.
Very observant..She looks a tad too much like her old fella in this light.
Not half as tricky as it would be if she looked like Grouty tho,eh!
Or worse still,Grouty's meathead minder!
LIGHTS OUT FLETCHER!
Edit: I used to think the same about Angelina Jolie,but I've changed my mind about her now. She is a looker in her own right i'd say...
Maybe she's a bit like her dad if you concentrate really hard... but I guess I like the more aggressive look in a woman. You can't say you toss her out for eating crakers in bed
Jolie was hot, but recently she seems to be losing it. Can't say why, but she was hotter a few years back. Maybe its all the "I undertand Africa because I stayed at 5star hotels and spent a day with Africans, I now know thier pain as if it were my own" crap she wheels off. 
But banshee will agree with me on this though... Salma Hyak is by far the hottest (Desperado years that is)
Salma Hyak is good looking if she keeps on top of her tash,I suppose. She can grow a beard quicker than Roy Keane. Like snogging Giant Haystacks by teatime,If she forgot to pack her bic,I've heard...
Gnarly,hairy,circus fodder apparently!
I'm sure she has a great personality though,and we all need our faults..They give us character!
What other dogs do you think are nectar?
well i must speak out now about carol vodermans last ever show on countdown.i think it was on friday.
she's never looked so good
i even phoned my mate to make him look, this tight clingy red dress was ace
well done voderman
Boatraceface wrote: Salma Hyak is good looking if she keeps on top of her tash,I suppose. She can grow a beard quicker than Roy Keane. Like snogging Giant Haystacks by teatime,If she forgot to pack her bic,I've heard...
Gnarly,hairy,circus fodder apparently!
I'm sure she has a great personality though,and we all need our faults..They give us character!
What other dogs do you think are nectar?
I specifically stated 'Desperado years' on purpose though.. that one movie where she had the unibrow
Holy crap! as long as she shaves and plucks she's hot.... but then again, nothings hotter than Bukkake on a bearded lady
So Jessica Alba... gotta admit she's hot. Great thing about her are the numerous ways she can look nectar...
