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Not much here, is there?

Does getting paid to live in a hotel count as seeing the world? You know, just so I can get Johnnys approval. After all, thats whats its all about.

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What's yer room number Liam?! I'll come right over and spank your arse with my keyboard!!

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The Teacher wrote: Not much here, is there?

Does getting paid to live in a hotel count as seeing the world? You know, just so I can get Johnnys approval. After all, thats whats its all about.

Unless your interests are steam trains, trams, really fucking big millwheels, motorbikes and feline mutilation, there really is loads and loads of fuck all.

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johnny wrote: What's yer room number Liam?! I'll come right over and spank your arse with my keyboard!!

Oooh kinky!

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The Teacher wrote: Not much here, is there?

Isle of Man TT.

When you get invaded by loadsa hairy-arsed bikers. Nice. :eek3:

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El Jarvo wrote:

The Teacher wrote: Not much here, is there?

Isle of Man TT.

When you get invaded by loadsa hairy-arsed bikers. Nice. :eek3:

On the bright side though, if you set up a deck chair, flask and sarnies at the right corners in the week leading up to the races you can see many of them dutifully thinning out their own numbers.....particularly the Germans, who in addition to being fat sweaty men dressed as power rangers who think they're Foggy or Aggo (in common with bike fiends the world over), are also too stupid to realised that they don't drive on the right on the IoM. Darwin awards by the panierload.

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The largest Hen Harrier roost in western Europe (up to 80 birds), midwinter is the right time tosee it best so you're in luck. Plenty of chough and owls, sounds great! Get some binoculars and enjoy.

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Are you sure that this is not just a form of exile? :confused2:

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i think we should just come over,get pissed and show you up in front of your new locals liam . in fact,do they have a smiths/mozzer disco anywhere over there ? :laugh:

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phwooar, look at the spokes on that.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

phwooar, look at the spokes on that.

calm down and keep it in your pants burt :nono:

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I always wondered why it is called the isle of Man. What man? And why man?

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This place officially sucks more than Carlton Palmer. Go inot a bar, ask them NOT TO TURN OFF THE UFC THEY ARE ALREADY SHOWING, get looked at like i've just pissed on someones kids, they keep it on, then turn it off in the middle of the Shogun v Coleman fight to put on Match of the fucking Day... ten minutes early... I missed the fucking end of the fight, then had to run to another bar to catch the fucking main event. Which thankfully, I got to see.

Fucking retards.

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