Kate Winslet

It seems that the media have got bored of slaughtered Palestinians, the recession's all a bit passe now, who gives two fucks about Heathrow, and as for Harry.....well, he's just Harry, eh?? And besides, why can't you call a paki a paki, FFS???

So top current affairs story of the day is plummy Kate Winslet making a total cock of herself at some awards ceremony. Tally ho!!! She deserves the stick, natch, but it's worth pointing out that I would nevertheless still like to do her up the wrong 'un.

Posh girl, innit. I'm sure Mr Jarvis will concur.

Dya think the reason posh girls (if collective NOOL wisdom is to be believed) take it up the tradesman's is........

A. Daddy's worn the front entrance out by the age of 9 B. They really are SPECIAL friends with their pony, Clover, again leading to a somewhat overstressed sausage wallet. C. Daddy regails the girls with tales of his navy days..."as we used to say on HMS Felch, " a hole's a hole me hearties"".

D?

El Jarvo wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Posh girl, innit. I'm sure Mr Jarvis will concur.

Yeah, probably wouldn't say no.

I do prefer 'City' posh though, and she strikes me as a bit 'Country' posh - you know, all rosy cheeks, gymkhanas and Laura Ashley.

What's 'City posh' then?? All Blackberrys, exclusive gym memberships and IKEA's finest?

There's a better chance, Clover hasn't beaten you to it.

Bo Concept.

Did you know Habitat was owned by Ikea?

El Jarvo wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: What's 'City posh' then?? All Blackberrys, exclusive gym memberships and IKEA's finest?

Where do you facking live that IKEA is considered 'posh'?

Stoke, Al. Wiping your arse is considered 'posh' up here.

GlasVegas wrote: Bo Concept.

Did you know Habitat was owned by Ikea?

I HAD NO IKEA! :D

flat-packing amazing!

Diamond 383 wrote: flat-packing amazing!

SCREW loose or MISSING?

You've got some (drawer) front.

I'm somewhat dissappointed. I thought that my initial post, by setting a high ante, would inspire Dr Fradley to ever greater heights of interweb debauchery.

I demand £40 in compensation!

Diamond 383 wrote: You've got some (drawer) front.

Come on Col, lets not slap it all together all pish posh now, that just makes it unstable