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Well obama is president so decided to go an a roundtrip through florida at the end of april...miami, orlando, the keys, kennedy space center, everglades, frt. lauderdale, fort meyers, napels, sarasota and CSI miami :nod:

Anyone on here ever been to the sunshine state? any tips, do's an dont's?

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Go visit David Sultan and his collection! :nod:

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Many fat rich old people and drug dealers. In America West is best.

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Dave Earnshaw wrote: Many fat rich old people and drug dealers. In America West is best.

Cali baby! Much more to do and see...

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florida is the penii of the planet. when that goes everything goes.

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"Well obama is president so decided to go an a roundtrip through florida at the end of april...miami, orlando, the keys, kennedy space center, everglades, frt. lauderdale, fort meyers, napels, sarasota and CSI miami Yes

Anyone on here ever been to the sunshine state? any tips, do's an dont's? "

Do go to the Virgin megastore in Downtown Disney. Last time I was there, bout a few days ago,s ale on New Order and Cure items. Enjoy the leisurely gulf of Mexico, it's quite beautiful. I live here for a few more days, then sadly must harken back to the hellhole called New York.

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Martijn wrote: Well obama is president so decided to go an a roundtrip through florida at the end of april...miami, orlando, the keys, kennedy space center, everglades, frt. lauderdale, fort meyers, napels, sarasota and CSI miami :nod:

Anyone on here ever been to the sunshine state? any tips, do's an dont's?

Fishing? Better than casting into a North Sea gale I'd wager.

Good point though, I said I'd never set foot there again until the moron was out of power, I'll give this new guy a couple of months to see if he unfucks much, and I'll maybe take the US out of the TARDIS's no-go file.

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Doctor? wrote:

Fishing? Better than casting into a North Sea gale I'd wager.

Well that is if you like really bad humidity, and lots of bugs that all bite.

I hate the Southern temperate, lived there once, never will do it again.

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EdelBrock wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Fishing? Better than casting into a North Sea gale I'd wager.

Well that is if you like really bad humidity, and lots of bugs that all bite.

I hate the Southern temperate, lived there once, never will do it again.

Hang on..... you think I mean the 'glades? Fuck that! Never fish ANYWHERE unless you are quite sure you're top of the food chain.

I was meaning in a boat on the ocean (I appreciate that sharks are about level pegging on the food chain, but you're IN the boat, they're OUT of the boat, so it doesn't count.....boat sinks....all bets off)

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Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Fishing? Better than casting into a North Sea gale I'd wager.

Well that is if you like really bad humidity, and lots of bugs that all bite.

I hate the Southern temperate, lived there once, never will do it again.

Hang on..... you think I mean the 'glades? Fuck that! Never fish ANYWHERE unless you are quite sure you're top of the food chain.

I was meaning in a boat on the ocean (I appreciate that sharks are about level pegging on the food chain, but you're IN the boat, they're OUT of the boat, so it doesn't count.....boat sinks....all bets off)

:thumb:

Just don't deal with the people. Florida is all fuckered up. You got Southerners that go there for retirement and then you go Northerners retiring there too. The two definately don't get along. Both can't figure that they moved somewhere else and still act like the arsehole from where they were from originally.

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Dave Earnshaw wrote: Many fat rich old people and drug dealers. In America West is best.

You've been suckered by the TV advert below then? :nod:

Noo Yoik or Bastin for me, not so far to get home neither!

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Martijn wrote: Anyone on here ever been to the sunshine state? any tips, do's an dont's?

DO watch which part of Miami you end up in, which if you land in a gang turf [which is an absolute DON'T, and I should know], be thankful if you don't get shot in a drive-by. :nono: [Again, I should know--I'm from Miami.]

If you're in the Little Havana area of Miami DO try an authentic pan con bistec [bread with steak--basically a steak sandwich]. Best sandwich ever invented, in my opinion.

And if you ever get to a small town called DeLand, DO let me know, 'cause that's my hometown. :nod:

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El Jarvo wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote: Many fat rich old people and drug dealers. In America West is best.

You've been suckered by the TV advert below then? :nod:

Noo Yoik or Bastin for me, not so far to get home neither!

I thought you might have chosen this one...

..if this doesn't make you want to visit California, I don't know what will...

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miami south-beach it is....:shades:

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i lived in florida for 6 years. two words: it sucks. except for universal islands of adventure. great roller coasters.

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I was in Miami then Tampa during March last year. Enjoyed them both very much. Far more than I was expecting to actually.

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I'm with Edel on this: California is just blissful....

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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I'm with Edel on this: California is just blissful....

WESTSIDE!!!

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EdelBrock wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I'm with Edel on this: California is just blissful....

WESTSIDE!!!

California is on my list for next year...

This years it's the girls on ocean drive and drinking mojitos on Key West and Key Largo:shine:

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