Roger Moore, eat yer heart out
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is it me or...i've hated ever-muthaf**kin-last one of yer glass-and-a-half-full-production Cadburys ads. shite shite shite gorilla plays genesis= shite i have to go fora shower...
wasnt there going to be a condom called the Roger moore,,, they pulled out when Rog complained.
I guess ill never know
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Joe loves this advert. He's taken to putting his face right up to mine and trying to do the same eyebrow movements to the music. All I can do is envy his big bushy eyelashes and theaten to pluck them out at night and glue them to my own eyelids.
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I think you need to explain to Joe that if he continues to do this, his eyebrow will, like any other heavily used muscular region, overdevelop. Should he query this odd statement, google can be utilised to call up a picture of Dennis Healey. However, this may be a bit strong for one so young[1].
[1]Not bloody likely, he can survive life with the Bonz, 'e muss be NAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAALLLS ;)