What's goin' on 'ere then?

Middle of Feb Middle of cold Feb Middle of cold, shitty, possibly broke Feb Middle of cold, shitty, possibly broke Feb, which followed on from a cold, shitty, possibly broke Jan.

And yet, there is as yet..........NO........

NewOrderOnLine New Year's Net Swedge??

Yup, it's usually before the end of January that half of us are threatening to kill the other half, heading off to set up their own E-banana republics, taking NOOL issues into the "big room". But it's the middle of Feb, and we all still abuse each other only the standard amount.

My theories.......... "many future races will become allies because of their fear of the Daleks" Yup.....we're all so busy hating king bin bellend von spunkbubble right down to his corrupted DNA, we forgot to fall out this year.

Or because there was actually SNOW while we were being frozen, awaking our inner children.

Or....I dunno, but it certainly makes a change doesn't it.

You sir, have a face of elderly babboon's naughty bits, displaced within a unwonted misfortune between an enraged pastry chef wielding a potato masher and itself....

You've just fucked your chance of the Nobel peace prize now, there's only one way to sort out the NOOL factions... FIGHT!!!!

I declare myself the supreme ruler of the HAL 9000 dynasty. Population 1. All trespassers will be dealt a mortal wound.

Chinese democracy is a great joke.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'm starting to think I should just delete EVERYFUCKINPERSONS posts...

it's better than sex...

You, my lad, are a cad and a bounder of the lowest degree

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'm starting to think I should just delete EVERYFUCKINPERSONS posts...

it's better than sex...

Don't forget to wipe your screen clean every now and then...