Congrats, Monty! You're a top gent, so it's wonderful news that you've got some new joy in your life. Comrade's best wishes for you, the Mrs., and the new addition to your family!
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Give Hicksy the badge, the gun, and the admin password!!!!!!!
(Col, I bet you £40 I can get banned before you! and no cheating!)
Ravi: I think most people are aware of my general dim view of breeding and the offspring it causes, but even WITHOUT the perfectly natural LPCF (Low-pass-Cuntishness-Filter) kicking in and preventing me from posting a rant or sleight on the subject of "too many monkeys".....even without that, I'd rather have a witty and intelligent chap like Monty raising the next generation of homo sapien sapiens (yes properly we're 2x sapient), than some fuckwit chav squirting them out for a council flat, or some veiled son-factory, or some unfortunate cunts in Africa having their 19th AIDS infected kid when they can't feed 5 on their income and assets, because some vile scumbag jesustard told them the sky fairy would burn them if they didn't.
You will find that Monty is a popular and respected gentleman round these parts, and for good reason. You will also find these posts of yours to have been a mistake.
Congrats Monts 
Brilliant mate,'bout time my Eva had a wee English pal!
Best wishes to Julie as well mate,
hope she keeps well
Congrats, Monters.
I'm expecting in June but I'm so facking squeamish I even turned blue at all our scans seeing the little blighter moving around. I am really that squeamish!
I'm gonna be in pieces at the birth. I'll be the one on the gas!
Ravi Kumar wrote: monty seems to be getting more attention than me, dam it!, EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME AND MY CONTENTIOUS POSTINGS, ME ME ME ME ME, there, that should do it
El Jarvo wrote:
I'll be the one on the gas!
When our first was born,the midwife was gonny throw me out the room if she caught me at the gas one more time,think i had more of it than the mrs did!
Old Lead Foot wrote:
Ravi Kumar wrote: monty seems to be getting more attention than me, dam it!, EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME AND MY CONTENTIOUS POSTINGS, ME ME ME ME ME, there, that should do it
Though i must admit Leady,i prefer Nick's quotes of him
Ravi Kumar wrote: some utter bollocks
Congrats Monty (and Al)...
Shame that something so positive and personal can be the trigger for a load of abuse... 
Snorri xxx
Old Lead Foot wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
I'm expecting in June
AL makes medical history
It'll be a C section,
otherwise his arse'll be in tatters after it
Congrats Monty,Al and your missuses!
There is no love quite like what you feel for your bairns,and they love the hell out of you back..
It's great being a dad.Its the best!
Congrats!
Sincere congratulamations!
A baby is, like, 10 times better than finding an original working Clone Theory stomp box. Hooray for babies!
Doctor? wrote: Give Hicksy the badge, the gun, and the admin password!!!!!!!
(Col, I bet you £40 I can get banned before you! and no cheating!)
Ravi: I think most people are aware of my general dim view of breeding and the offspring it causes, but even WITHOUT the perfectly natural LPCF (Low-pass-Cuntishness-Filter) kicking in and preventing me from posting a rant or sleight on the subject of "too many monkeys".....even without that, I'd rather have a witty and intelligent chap like Monty raising the next generation of homo sapien sapiens (yes properly we're 2x sapient), than some fuckwit chav squirting them out for a council flat, or some veiled son-factory, or some unfortunate cunts in Africa having their 19th AIDS infected kid when they can't feed 5 on their income and assets, because some vile scumbag jesustard told them the sky fairy would burn them if they didn't.
You will find that Monty is a popular and respected gentleman round these parts, and for good reason. You will also find these posts of yours to have been a mistake.
You can't have (give birth to) Aids infected children, Steve. The same way you can't catch Aids. More ignorance on your part again, as in many of your posts I read. Aids is a term used to describe the latter stages of HIV ( Human Immunodeficiency Virus )where an immune system is considered so weak it is unable to fight off a range of diseases that it would normally cope with.
Congratulations Monty. Life will never be the same, in a more fulfilling and happy way!
Perhaps a warning to us all that very personal things are best shared via different means in the future between friends, e.g email, and not on a public forum that anyone in the world can access. Not a criticism, just a thought.
If a blerk can't share his joy about becoming a dad,it being the single most important thing that will ever happen to him to my mind,in any way he wants..then it's a sorry state of affairs.
Fuck Ravi Kumar in the ear..Who's arsed about his warped dickhead mumblings?
Ravi: I'm 28 and still childless. If you are volunteering to get me knocked up before I turn geriatric and doing your part for society, I'm all ears. And Vajayjay.
Bossy Jem wrote: Congratulations Monty, I look forward to the arrival.
Woo!
(Can I volunteer myself as a moderator? I'm on here quite a lot and would gladly delete Ravi's posts in the absence of Jeff. To come on here and sneer at Monty for posting a scan pic is a whole new level of twattery. It's only because he'll never get a bird or lose his virginity to a two legged being. I think we've all suffered his tediousness for too long now)
oooo...Jems with handcuffs...my nipples are tingling with excitement...
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Hearty congratulations to Monty and Al!!
I thought it was Monty and his wife who were having the baby. 
Well done Monty, don't let ravi get you down, he's just jealous that your unborn child has more intelligence than he does.
Gnu Odor wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Hearty congratulations to Monty and Al!!
I thought it was Monty and his wife who were having the baby.
You've never been to a pre-gig get-together. Big gangs of grinning lads all going to the toilet at the same time. I mean, they must be having sex together, right.
Er, right????
Bonzette wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Give Hicksy the badge, the gun, and the admin password!!!!!!!
(Col, I bet you £40 I can get banned before you! and no cheating!)
Ravi: I think most people are aware of my general dim view of breeding and the offspring it causes, but even WITHOUT the perfectly natural LPCF (Low-pass-Cuntishness-Filter) kicking in and preventing me from posting a rant or sleight on the subject of "too many monkeys".....even without that, I'd rather have a witty and intelligent chap like Monty raising the next generation of homo sapien sapiens (yes properly we're 2x sapient), than some fuckwit chav squirting them out for a council flat, or some veiled son-factory, or some unfortunate cunts in Africa having their 19th AIDS infected kid when they can't feed 5 on their income and assets, because some vile scumbag jesustard told them the sky fairy would burn them if they didn't.
You will find that Monty is a popular and respected gentleman round these parts, and for good reason. You will also find these posts of yours to have been a mistake.
You can't have (give birth to) Aids infected children, Steve. The same way you can't catch Aids. More ignorance on your part again, as in many of your posts I read. Aids is a term used to describe the latter stages of HIV ( Human Immunodeficiency Virus )where an immune system is considered so weak it is unable to fight off a range of diseases that it would normally cope with.
Congratulations Monty. Life will never be the same, in a more fulfilling and happy way!
Perhaps a warning to us all that very personal things are best shared via different means in the future between friends, e.g email, and not on a public forum that anyone in the world can access. Not a criticism, just a thought.
'pologies, Hair successfully split, yes, Jesus wants his brown babies with HIV, not AIDS.
Can't complain, I've corrected people for less.
Jed Stephens wrote: Well done Monty, don't let ravi get you down, he's just jealous that your unborn child has more intelligence than he does.
Come on....the PLACENTA could out think that spacker.
