A Mini Viking today.......

Well here he/she is! If it's a girl we'll call her ELLA,or if it's a boy,erm haven't decided (Monty shouts Barney,Julie pretends not to notice).

Due on October 5th to come out and say hiya. The examiner who did the scan said,"You'll notice the head is proportionately large in relation to the body.

I said "Oh......it's a MONTY alright...."

MONTY wrote: If it's a girl we'll call her ELLA,

As in Aella? Congrats Monty.

James Thomas wrote:

MONTY wrote: If it's a girl we'll call her ELLA,

As in Aella? Congrats Monty.

Cheers Jimmy! "Ella..Ella...Ella...you can stand under my umbrella..."

I think I have sonogram blindness, I can never see a thing. Nevertheless.....way to go lad! :D

The actual scan was ace! It was boogieing about like he/she was at a Morrissey gig! I'm surprised they didn't do a rolypoly........

...though the umbilical might have got in way somewhat..

Whoa - way cool!

Even if we don't know each other - congrats to you and your other half for creating a new human! :)

Kruge wrote: Whoa - way cool!

Even if we don't know each other - congrats to you and your other half for creating a new human! :)

MONTY wrote: The actual scan was ace! It was boogieing about like he/she was at a Morrissey gig!

Is that a fuzzyness on the bottom of the pic a bunch of gladiolas in her pocket?

Congrats

Like I said when we were hanging out I am absolutely thrilled!

Another internet niece/nephew to buy cute things for! :P

Looks like a 'geriatric' mother (i.e. over 35). Increasingly the norm in Britain and the west but its not a good phenomenon. Teen parents get slagged off but actually they're just fulfilling their design remit. Career women, the pill and hedonistic lifestyles among the now middle aged have all played (a mostly negative) part.

Dave

Ravi Kumar wrote: Looks like a 'geriatric' mother (i.e. over 35). Increasingly the norm in Britain and the west but its not a good phenomenon. Teen parents get slagged off but actually they're just fulfilling their design remit. Career women, the pill and hedonistic lifestyles among the now middle aged have all played (a mostly negative) part.

Dave

Ravi,one point you actually missed is that Julie isn't a career woman,she's already got 2 kids. Let's not start getting personal now, a kick in the happy sacks may offend.

Ravi Kumar wrote: Looks like a 'geriatric' mother (i.e. over 35). Increasingly the norm in Britain and the west but its not a good phenomenon. Teen parents get slagged off but actually they're just fulfilling their design remit. Career women, the pill and hedonistic lifestyles among the now middle aged have all played (a mostly negative) part.

Dave

oh just fuck off. Time to use that new member restriction thing i reckon, Nicos.

Do the honours, purlease, and delete the Kumar.

And congrats btw, Monty, for the little monster..

MONTY wrote:

Ravi Kumar wrote: Looks like a 'geriatric' mother (i.e. over 35). Increasingly the norm in Britain and the west but its not a good phenomenon. Teen parents get slagged off but actually they're just fulfilling their design remit. Career women, the pill and hedonistic lifestyles among the now middle aged have all played (a mostly negative) part.

Dave

Ravi,one point you actually missed is that Julie isn't a career woman,she's already got 2 kids. Let's not start getting personal now, a kick in the happy sacks may offend.

it was a general point about the west. bruv

Ravi Kumar wrote:

MONTY wrote:

Ravi Kumar wrote: Looks like a 'geriatric' mother (i.e. over 35). Increasingly the norm in Britain and the west but its not a good phenomenon. Teen parents get slagged off but actually they're just fulfilling their design remit. Career women, the pill and hedonistic lifestyles among the now middle aged have all played (a mostly negative) part.

Dave

Ravi,one point you actually missed is that Julie isn't a career woman,she's already got 2 kids. Let's not start getting personal now, a kick in the happy sacks may offend.

it was a general point about the west. bruv

She's not geriatric either.

And I ain't your fucking bruv

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Ravi Kumar wrote:

MONTY wrote:

Ravi Kumar wrote: Looks like a 'geriatric' mother (i.e. over 35). Increasingly the norm in Britain and the west but its not a good phenomenon. Teen parents get slagged off but actually they're just fulfilling their design remit. Career women, the pill and hedonistic lifestyles among the now middle aged have all played (a mostly negative) part.

Dave

Ravi,one point you actually missed is that Julie isn't a career woman,she's already got 2 kids. Let's not start getting personal now, a kick in the happy sacks may offend.

it was a general point about the west. bruv

She's not geriatric either.

geriatric is the paediatric term for over 35's

I can see the point you're trying to make.But to come on this thread,and use my wife as an example is ..well a cunt trick.

....rather like using ones not-yet offspring as a badge of virility

Ravi Kumar wrote: ....rather like using ones not-yet offspring as a badge of virility

Time.. methinks to ditch this cunt for good.

No one disses Monty, the nicest bloke you could meet, and never a man who would brag about virility. Just joyful information for his many friends on this site.

Ravi Kumar wrote: ....rather like using ones not-yet offspring as a badge of virility

You fucking cunt.I vowed this afternoon that nothing else could spoil my day. Not quite a badge of virility,just that I so happen to be so proud of my wife and my first child.

MONTY wrote:

Ravi Kumar wrote: ....rather like using ones not-yet offspring as a badge of virility

You fucking cunt.I vowed this afternoon that nothing else could spoil my day. Not quite a badge of virility,just that I so happen to be so proud of my wife and my first child.

Don't let this trivial nasty piece of work spoil yer day, Monty.. he hides behind his little monikers and has nothing on what you've got, Mister

Here's to reality..

You're alright Burty.I deal with numbties like him every other day. At least I can honestly say Little Monty will put his country first before his religion.

Assuming there is anything left of the country by then. All in all a bit self-indulgent sir.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

MONTY wrote:

Ravi Kumar wrote: ....rather like using ones not-yet offspring as a badge of virility

You fucking cunt.I vowed this afternoon that nothing else could spoil my day. Not quite a badge of virility,just that I so happen to be so proud of my wife and my first child.

Don't let this trivial nasty piece of work spoil yer day, Monty.. he hides behind his little monikers and has nothing on what you've got, Mister

Here's to reality..

He's only lashing out because he can't in real life. No reason for him to ruin yer day Monty. Forget it, no reason to fret over trash in the gutter....

Self indulgent? Well here's the thing.You don't have to read the thread,it was for the people who know me,people who I've clubbed with,gigged with,and well have been the best friends I could ever have met.

Congrats to Monty and Julie!!!

Congrats and Good Luck Monty Man!

Congratulations Monty, I look forward to the arrival.

Woo!

(Can I volunteer myself as a moderator? I'm on here quite a lot and would gladly delete Ravi's posts in the absence of Jeff. To come on here and sneer at Monty for posting a scan pic is a whole new level of twattery. It's only because he'll never get a bird or lose his virginity to a two legged being. I think we've all suffered his tediousness for too long now)