I intend to change my name by deed poll, but I don't particularly want to revert to my maiden name.
I can't think of any other people than those sensible and sensitive members on here, to help me; so, any suggestions?
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wino.
I need some suggestions myself. For now, i will stick to the replacements tribute until i think of something.
Missy Jem wrote: Itter :)
(Sorry, I don't do sensitive)
Good start!
If you are going down this route make sure you have a middle name beginning with L, Kath and Kitty are interchangeable so you'd have two appropriate names for the price of one.
How are you on long names?
"Noneofurfuckinbusiness youfuckincunt"
works well when the filth ask you your name.
What's your porn name? Change it to that, it's only a bloody tenner.
Change your whole name to Mary Christmas, it's a bloody laugh in a waiting room in december, but you would get the "do you only come once a year" jokes.
when them football cards used to go round in a pub i always filled my name in as isaac hunt.the day i actually won and the name was shouted out was fab :)
Evana Puntang
Works on two levels really, when that seems a bit inappropriate to mention you could just shorten it to Evana P.
James Thomas wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Itter :)
(Sorry, I don't do sensitive)
Good start!
If you are going down this route make sure you have a middle name beginning with L, Kath and Kitty are interchangeable so you'd have two appropriate names for the price of one.
Doctor? wrote: How are you on long names?
"Noneofurfuckinbusiness youfuckincunt"
works well when the filth ask you your name.
What's your porn name? Change it to that, it's only a bloody tenner.
Its 30 pounds plus actually! - tho I have to admit, I am tempted Steve!
On the other hand, judging by the replies so far, I may just have no choice but to go with my maiden name - well, at least it's not oirish! 
James Thomas wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Itter :)
(Sorry, I don't do sensitive)
Good start!
If you are going down this route make sure you have a middle name beginning with L, Kath and Kitty are interchangeable so you'd have two appropriate names for the price of one.
Oh, erm, my middle name (really) is Lisa.
Kath wrote:
James Thomas wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Itter :)
(Sorry, I don't do sensitive)
Good start!
If you are going down this route make sure you have a middle name beginning with L, Kath and Kitty are interchangeable so you'd have two appropriate names for the price of one.
Oh, erm, my middle name (really) is Lisa.
Sorted then, unless you want to be Ms Itoris or Ms Inklang
James Thomas wrote: Kath Wilma One? (though you're seldom silent):)
Bloody hate teachers, they are such know it alls!
Just wish they had had some effect on me - AND you are implying I talk too much!
Hmph. My Grandaddie didn't call me 'Chatty Kathy' for nothing!
Kath wrote:
Doctor? wrote: How are you on long names?
"Noneofurfuckinbusiness youfuckincunt"
works well when the filth ask you your name.
What's your porn name? Change it to that, it's only a bloody tenner.
Its 30 pounds plus actually! - tho I have to admit, I am tempted Steve!
On the other hand, judging by the replies so far, I may just have no choice but to go with my maiden name - well, at least it's not oirish!
Shop around more, online you can get it for sub £10......and legal enough for IPS to accept. How'd you think Yousef Iqbal Rahman became Steve Campbell?
After being charged £20 for a £10 overdraft, 30 year old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist Bastards. The bank has now asked him to close his account, and Mr. Bastards has asked them to repay the 69p balance, by cheque, made out in his new name. (The Guardian)
Diamond 383 wrote:
After being charged £20 for a £10 overdraft, 30 year old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist Bastards. The bank has now asked him to close his account, and Mr. Bastards has asked them to repay the 69p balance, by cheque, made out in his new name. (The Guardian)
What a guy
