Glasto anyone!

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Geno wrote: Lady GaGa is a tranny btw

just in case you missed it

Yes, and 'Lily Allen' is just Keith Allen in drag with an all over body wax

Now you've touched on it,Angelina Jolie could be accused of looking a bit too much like her old fella in his yoof,John Voight. Not that she'll ever make a flick as heartbreaking and memorable as'The Champ' but then,who will?

Lily has something about her that Keith makes up for in beard,to be fair

Same,same,but different.

johnny wrote: right, that's enough now. enough fannyin and poncin about. time to put on the New Order at Glastonbury 2005 DVD and get wasted

Yeah,shit hot!

They've done loads better performances,but yeah,fuck it.Let's get wrecked!

ShugZV wrote: Just downloaded The Specials from thebox.bz

They were fab - and I mean fab!

As was Neil Young, if not a little self indulgent.

My interesting commentary endeth there.

Boatraceface wrote:

johnny wrote: right, that's enough now. enough fannyin and poncin about. time to put on the New Order at Glastonbury 2005 DVD and get wasted

Yeah,shit hot!

They've done loads better performances,but yeah,fuck it.Let's get wrecked!

Well bugger me, i was just this minute in the process of copying and pasting that exact same clip onto here and writing some bollocks about how Glastonbury should have been finished forever after that as no band could ever top it at the festival ever again. That should have been the last ever song at the last ever Glastonbury festival :burp; :hic:

great that new order clip but then again re order sounded as good at manc uni few weeks ago helecopter by bloc party was ace last night with the crowd. kingdom of rust by doves was very good.aint seen any tonight but about to look

Bruce Springsteen is shouting a lot of crap and working up a sweat trying to look enthusiastic about the whole affair. The crowd look fucking bored. Just chill out, Bruce. Stop thinking you've got to be all loud and shouty. Do Philadelphia or something. Just stop being all false and shouty.

what a wanker bruce is,he as spent more time loving up to the crowd than singing.and whats on bbc3 franz,no thanks. maybe some good bits later. btw i watched bbc i player today,which was last nights doves/bloc party and have to say edith bowman looked so fucking do-able,her legs looked ace,wow

and the E Street band look embarrassed and bored by Bruces antics too

banshee wrote: edith bowman looked so fucking do-able,her legs looked ace,wow

Oh god no. She makes Bruce Springsteen look exciting

Situation is dire. Bruce boring the tits off on BBC2 , Franz Ferdinand doing likewise on BBC3

johnny wrote:

banshee wrote: edith bowman looked so fucking do-able,her legs looked ace,wow

Oh god no. She makes Bruce Springsteen look exciting

Situation is dire. Bruce boring the tits off on BBC2 , Franz Ferdinand doing likewise on BBC3

if you would rather do bruce than edith then you should be made cycle to lands end and back as a punishment for that fact

I reckon that Edith Bowman's minge actually looks like Bruce Springsteen's face, especially that shot where there was loads of steam coming off him. Can't believe you fancy her, Bansh: she's almost as much of a royal pain in the arse as Jo Whiley. I've always held a torch for Lauren Laverne, mind....

I feel a bit embarassed cos although I dont like the music much, Bruce is deffo slowly stealing the show.

Has the fucker aged at all since 1984?

Aye we've not seen nearly enough of Lauren Laverne this weekend. Just got bored shitless by Edith fucking Bowman and nauseated by Jo twat Wylie

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I reckon that Edith Bowman's minge actually looks like Bruce Springsteen's face, especially that shot where there was loads of steam coming off him. Can;t believe you fancy her, Bash: she's almost as much of a royal pain in the arse as Jo Whiley. I've always held a torch for Lauren Laverne, mind....

oooooooo i adore lauren laverne,so witty and normal,love the lass.anyway these chics are blonde(ISH) and i love dark hair,i just meant that edith looked good this year. i reckon certain timings means Pixies will do glasso next year and i am buying a ticket just in case

I can't wait to see all the highlights, especially 'The Boss'

Some particular highlights for me

wot no lily in her grrrgeous wig/catsuit combo, johnny? bah. i want that wig, and by george i will have it.

i also want one of the bbc wooden mushrooms.

jason mraz's acoustic performance for the beeb was very cute and foot-tappable. he's an avocado farmer, you know. the vile offspring liked 'pendulum' yesterday. i don't even know who they are. i liked florence and the machine, despite them not being light years away from a pub goth band.

here's a podcast from the 6music website with j marr wittering on about the smiths 84 glasto appearance, among other things.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I've always held a torch for Lauren Laverne, mind....

i've got a bit of a soft spot for radders. i can't help it.

bloodynora wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I've always held a torch for Lauren Laverne, mind....

i've got a bit of a soft spot for radders. i can't help it.

I love the way Radcliffe is clearly pissed every time he's on the telly at night. Endless, barely coherent sentimental rambling than can only come from a middle-aged man with a dozen pints of bitter inside him. I fully expect him to make an amorous lunge at Laverne tonight.

I also think Zane Lowe is a living, breathing rationale for the extermination of the entire human race. Fuck him off back to the Antipodes ASAP.

bloodynora wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I've always held a torch for Lauren Laverne, mind....

i've got a bit of a soft spot for Fradders. i can't help it.

Consider yourself corrected.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: One of their mates got really pissed and passed out mid-weekend, so they did the sensible thing and stripped him naked and left him to cook in the sun at the side of the pathway. Every time I walked past his cock was a little bit more sunburned. Like a wee lobster it was. Felt quite sorry for him, actually.

Ah, memories.........

Martin, tell the truth - you just wanted to rub the after sun in.

James Thomas wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: One of their mates got really pissed and passed out mid-weekend, so they did the sensible thing and stripped him naked and left him to cook in the sun at the side of the pathway. Every time I walked past his cock was a little bit more sunburned. Like a wee lobster it was. Felt quite sorry for him, actually.

Ah, memories.........

Martin, tell the truth - you just wanted to rub the after sun in.

Indeed, James. My very own 'special' after sun lotion.

:p

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I've always held a torch for Lauren Laverne, mind....

i've got a bit of a soft spot for radders. i can't help it.

I love the way Radcliffe is clearly pissed every time he's on the telly at night. Endless, barely coherent sentimental rambling than can only come from a middle-aged man with a dozen pints of bitter inside him. I fully expect him to make an amorous lunge at Laverne tonight.

I also think Zane Lowe is a living, breathing rationale for the extermination of the entire human race. Fuck him off back to the Antipodes ASAP.

poor zane lowe. every comment he comes out with is like a magnificently crafted pizza dough made of crap. meanwhile, lauren laverne loves everything.

i have been hurled unceremoniously away from the telly while some football match is on. (isn't football supposed to have finished by now?) i did see madness doing 'it must be love', though. looked like fun. suggs is another residual crush.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

James Thomas wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: One of their mates got really pissed and passed out mid-weekend, so they did the sensible thing and stripped him naked and left him to cook in the sun at the side of the pathway. Every time I walked past his cock was a little bit more sunburned. Like a wee lobster it was. Felt quite sorry for him, actually.

Ah, memories.........

Martin, tell the truth - you just wanted to rub the after sun in.

Indeed, James. My very own 'special' after sun lotion.

:p

You ought to patent that saliva Martin.

ah bugger i missed Status Quo

Is it now a contractual obligation for every band AND punter to engage in the worst kind of hoary festival cliches whenever the opportunity arises? I am wondering if Spinal Tap were the only people at Glastonbury this year with any kind of awareness of their own ridiculousness......

Even worse was the Zane Lowe/Jo Whiley mutual masturbation session after Blur finished. Whiley in particular is on another planet: her clitoris must have been red raw by the end. Call a fucking gynaecologist, quick!! She's got Lowe's gushing jism dripping from her dead, empty narrow eyes.....

Having said all that, I quite enjoyed Black Eyed Peas. La Roux was good as well, if you can forgive the hair. She's only about five innit. Bless.

Just got back home from the long weekend. It was crap. Just thousands of people trying to build the biggest flag.

Jarvis Cockers cover of Beat It was good thou.

Is Mark Radcliffe wearing lipstick? That's the second interesting thing of the weekend!

Wheh hey a bit of Quo. Now i can go to bed happy. Goodnight.

johnny wrote: Wheh hey a bit of Quo. Now i can go to bed happy. Goodnight.

Specials was good (although Terry Hall looks old, bored and fat, the guitarist is still a punkrocker!), Lady GaGa rocked the shit out of everyone, Ting Things were cool (but why the fuck are they headlining? only one album and one cool track)? Blur good to see them back, Jack Penate is good to hear and that guitarist from Status Quo (not Francis Rossi but thet other one, Rick what's his nam)?? reminded me of Hooky (only with a guitar:), bruce rocks!

Now Lilly Allen, that's wee piss and boring

Edith Bowman, isn't she married to that singe from editors?

Anwd what's the fuzz about these fucking-campfire-hippies Fleet Foxes? fucking dead-boring...

Was there any techno to be played around?