I don't want to... , but...

I've loved these all my life, ever since I saw someone at school get knocked out at school after saying "I'm not being funny, but..."

The guy that did the bad punching said "Whenever anyone says that, they're always trying to be fucking funny."

Someone on the sane side has just said that they don't want to knock Hooky's new tracks, but... and goes on to say that the vocalist is shit.

I don't want to ask you to provide more examples of this most scurrilous art, but do you have any more examples of this most scurrilous art?

I don't mean to be rude but....that post was rubbish!!

Didn't Barney say that before launching into his Bongo bit in that Rapido interview? "Thou shall not be a false messiah... i ain't being funny but that Bongo geezer's having a right stab at it isn't he"

Exactly the same as when someone says "with all due respect" and then show no respect whatsoever!

No offence,but....you stink

I don't mean to be cheeky,but...I've eaten your dinner and drank your pint.

I don't mean to be rude,but...shift your fat arse bozo,you're blocking my sun.

Confusion33 wrote: Exactly the same as when someone says "with all due respect" and then show no respect whatsoever!

"with all due respect" is a license to say whatever you want, and end it with, "no offense mate!" you've got to be ready for a twatting though!

Bang on!

I don't want to be rude but...

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I see what you're saying but ... I completely disagree with you.

I don't want to come over as a total bell end but (INSERT ANY OF MY POSTS HERE)

I am a perfect Christian and would never mean any harm to any other person but fuck you cause you are wrong

0_o wrote: I am a perfect Christian and would never mean any harm to any other person but fuck you cause you are wrong

Or, although the wording doesn't fit lord biggie's template.

"I believe in Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour, any final requests?"

no,no,no, when god said "thou shalt not kill", he screwed up, cos he meant "thou shalt not kill unless the person is a bit different from you, or the government tells you to kill them, or, or, or".

There are times when I almost wish it wasn't all horseshit, so I could die, and then hang around outside the gates watching "christians" who have killed people trying to explain themselves......"but bad men knocked down our buildings and killed thousands"..."and why did you not follow our lord's ways and FORGIVE THEM?" etc etc etc. (actually, building another couple of towers for cocksuckers to destroy would have been "turning the other cheek". Maybe I missed the bit where christ was on the cross being whipped and tortured and spoke unto dad....."napalm the cunts dad, bomb the wives and sons, obliterate their society, for they know not what they do".

Doctor? wrote:

no,no,no, when god said "thou shalt not kill", he screwed up, cos he meant "thou shalt not kill unless the person is a bit different from you, or the government tells you to kill them, or, or, or".

'thou shalt not kill - any of my followers, but the rest are all fair game' - i think that may have been the full quote.

Or god could have also said - 'thou shalt not kill, but i can always smite you down'

Doctor? wrote:

no,no,no, when god said "thou shalt not kill", he screwed up, cos he meant "thou shalt not kill unless the person is a bit different from you, or the government tells you to kill them, or, or, or".

There are times when I almost wish it wasn't all horseshit, so I could die, and then hang around outside the gates watching "christians" who have killed people trying to explain themselves......"but bad men knocked down our buildings and killed thousands"..."and why did you not follow our lord's ways and FORGIVE THEM?" etc etc etc. (actually, building another couple of towers for cocksuckers to destroy would have been "turning the other cheek". Maybe I missed the bit where christ was on the cross being whipped and tortured and spoke unto dad....."napalm the cunts dad, bomb the wives and sons, obliterate their society, for they know not what they do".

and that is obvious reading what you want into things to form a contradiction that really isn't there... or your apparent ignorance on the issue.

It is wrong to kill, and always wrong to kill. There are things in life that would be, however, worse evils if they were allowed to live that would cause more damage, i.e. Hitler, terrorists, etc. Granted there have been leaders that have manipulated this thought towards selfish means, but that has nothing to do with Christianity, just the tendency of people to be power-hunger, selfish twats...

My wife has one that drives me up the wall, and she always starts off with "I really hate to tell you..." to which I usually interupt and say "well if you really hate it, then don't say it"... unfortunately she usually doesn't hate it THAT much:\ohwell:

EdelBrock wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

no,no,no, when god said "thou shalt not kill", he screwed up, cos he meant "thou shalt not kill unless the person is a bit different from you, or the government tells you to kill them, or, or, or".

There are times when I almost wish it wasn't all horseshit, so I could die, and then hang around outside the gates watching "christians" who have killed people trying to explain themselves......"but bad men knocked down our buildings and killed thousands"..."and why did you not follow our lord's ways and FORGIVE THEM?" etc etc etc. (actually, building another couple of towers for cocksuckers to destroy would have been "turning the other cheek". Maybe I missed the bit where christ was on the cross being whipped and tortured and spoke unto dad....."napalm the cunts dad, bomb the wives and sons, obliterate their society, for they know not what they do".

and that is obvious reading what you want into things to form a contradiction that really isn't there... or your apparent ignorance on the issue.

It is wrong to kill, and always wrong to kill. There are things in life that would be, however, worse evils if they were allowed to live that would cause more damage, i.e. Hitler, terrorists, etc. Granted there have been leaders that have manipulated this thought towards selfish means, but that has nothing to do with Christianity, just the tendency of people to be power-hunger, selfish twats...

Show me the note in the margin beside "thou shalt not kill". What do I care, he's your god, you're breaking his most sacred rules and trying to say it's OK with him.....hope you like it warm.

ShugZV wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: Bang on!

I don't want to be rude but...

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You can say ANYTHING if you follow it with

I usually use the "I'm not being funny, but....." this is usually followed by "you're a cunt"

Now, I'm not a gambling man. But if I was, I'd bet my bottom dollar you can use that in Corby regularly.

Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

no,no,no, when god said "thou shalt not kill", he screwed up, cos he meant "thou shalt not kill unless the person is a bit different from you, or the government tells you to kill them, or, or, or".

There are times when I almost wish it wasn't all horseshit, so I could die, and then hang around outside the gates watching "christians" who have killed people trying to explain themselves......"but bad men knocked down our buildings and killed thousands"..."and why did you not follow our lord's ways and FORGIVE THEM?" etc etc etc. (actually, building another couple of towers for cocksuckers to destroy would have been "turning the other cheek". Maybe I missed the bit where christ was on the cross being whipped and tortured and spoke unto dad....."napalm the cunts dad, bomb the wives and sons, obliterate their society, for they know not what they do".

and that is obvious reading what you want into things to form a contradiction that really isn't there... or your apparent ignorance on the issue.

It is wrong to kill, and always wrong to kill. There are things in life that would be, however, worse evils if they were allowed to live that would cause more damage, i.e. Hitler, terrorists, etc. Granted there have been leaders that have manipulated this thought towards selfish means, but that has nothing to do with Christianity, just the tendency of people to be power-hunger, selfish twats...

Show me the note in the margin beside "thou shalt not kill". What do I care, he's your god, you're breaking his most sacred rules and trying to say it's OK with him.....hope you like it warm.

And if you don't acknowledge Him, then its ok to break the rules because they don't apply to you?

The Commandments are basic rules. The same rules that people that aren't Christian try to follow. Every person has a bit of hypocrisy in them, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, atheist, etc. Simply to claim that you don't believe in a religon does not cut you free of your own hypocrisy; trying to do so is self-serving.

Are religous followers hypocrites? Sure, but so is everyone else, such is the nature of humans. The goal of religon is to limit our hypocrisy, just because some take it to another level does not discount its effectiveness and use.

ShugZV wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: Bang on!

I don't want to be rude but...

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I usually use the "I'm not being funny, but....." this is usually followed by "you're a cunt"

I did actually put that in a text last night - but I didn't add the last bit - but nevertheless, I was thinking it.

Kath wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: Bang on!

I don't want to be rude but...

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You can say ANYTHING if you follow it with

I usually use the "I'm not being funny, but....." this is usually followed by "you're a cunt"

I did actually put that in a text last night - but I didn't add the last bit - but nevertheless, I was thinking it.

Think my phone musta been off, I never got it :D

i don't mean to be rude but your house looks like the inside of my cats' litter box. which by the way i have to dump the litter in my neighbors' yard when i get home today. would you like to watch?