Mental asylum Vol II

Good questions SHUGZV but i will have to give it a bit more thought apart from number one....easy this one... This was when my youngest son DEAN scored his first goal for the SCHOOL TEAM in the Juniors.I was there and i was proud as punch.He was offside and we had played about 10 mins extra time a la my mentor SIR ALEX but back in them days i had a DODGY ROLEX and they did ask me to keep a check on the timing:D

Originally posted by ShugZV Learn more about the fruitcakes that visit this mad place.....the next 10 questions (as asked for by Chief Nicos)What is......1 Yer favourite sporting memory (that you were at)?2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)?3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why?4 Yer favourite TV Programme at this moment in time?5 The longest period you have spent with a partner?6 The Capital of Peru?7 Yer favourite holiday destination?8 Yer favourite joke?9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order?10 The shittiest thing about your job?10a The shittiest thing on daytime TV (this one's fer The Rocket )

1. Beating Bournemouth to gain promo to the 1st division (as it was
2. Dereck Randalls ton in the centenary test at Sydney (77ish) 3)Bobby de nero - he's nearly as cool as moi
3. Phoenix Nights
4. 15 years n counting (12th wedding anniversary on sunday)
5. Lima
6. Tierra Del Feugo
7. theres an englishman, orish man and a jock........
8. 14 yrs (sheff 87 till manc 01) 10)working

1 Yer favourite sporting memory (that you were at)? CAN I GIVE TWO ANSWERS?? A)TRIPPING UP A FELLOW SPRINTER AT THE 100 METRES WHEN I WAS JUST 12 - I GOT DETENTION FOR IT! B)MIDDLESBROUGH FC - EACH TIME THEY CONSOLIDATED THEIR PLACE IN THE PREMIERSHIP OF COURSE.

2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)? WHEN WHATS HIS FACE(??) SOMERSAULTED 100 FEET IN THE AIR AT THE 1998 WINTER OLYMPICS SKI JUMPING EVENT AND PROMPTLY CRASHLANDED IN SPECTACULAR FASHION! THAT WAS FUNNY!

3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why? NOSFERATU. COS CHARLEY SAYS I LOOK LIKE HIM

4 Yer favourite TV Programme at this moment in time? ERM.....CAN I COME BACK TO YOU LATER ON THAT ONE?

5 The longest period you have spent with a partner? 12.5 YEARS WITH CHARLEY

6 The Capital of Peru? LIMA

7 Yer favourite holiday destination? IRELAND

8 Yer favourite joke? AH'LL HAVE TO COME BACK TO YER LATER ON THAT ONE....

9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order? NOT VERY MUCH, THANKFULLY.

10 The shittiest thing about your job? HAVING TO WEAR A TIE. HAVING TO DEAL WITH WHINGING BASTARDS AND CLUELESS MORONS (AND SADLY THERE ARE ALL TOO MANY OF THEM HERE IN THE 'BOROUGH!!!)

10a The shittiest thing on daytime TV (this one's fer The Rocket) CAN I ANSWER IT TOO? TOO MUCH OF THIS INANE "REALITY TV AND DOCUSOAP / POP IDOL / BIG BROTHER SHITE"

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle 1 2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)?MIDDLESBROUGH FC - EACH TIME THEY CONSOLIDATED THEIR PLACE IN THE PREMIERSHIP OF COURSE.

I do also remember with glee the day middlesborough came to Leeds and we sent them down , junhino and all

OOOOHHHHHHH... Getting petty noo are we? Handbags at dawn is it noo??

Bet ye never had the gall to deliberately trip up a fellow 100 metres competitor though, did ya??

1 Yer favourite sporting memory (that you were at)? The 5-1 2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)? 1966 3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why? Tom Hanks - people would go and see it then ! 4 Yer favourite TV Programme at this moment in time? Eastenders 5 The longest period you have spent with a partner? 5 years 6 The Capital of Peru? Lima 7 Yer favourite holiday destination? Paris 8 Yer favourite joke? Fergie 9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order? Probably about 6 hours 10 The shittiest thing about your job? The pay 10a The shittiest thing on daytime TV (this one's fer The Rocket) Richard & Judy

Originally posted by ShugZV Learn more about the fruitcakes that visit this mad place.....the next 10 questions (as asked for by Chief Nicos)What is......1 Yer favourite sporting memory (that you were at)?2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)?3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why?4 Yer favourite TV Programme at this moment in time?5 The longest period you have spent with a partner?6 The Capital of Peru?7 Yer favourite holiday destination?8 Yer favourite joke?9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order?10 The shittiest thing about your job?10a The shittiest thing on daytime TV (this one's fer The Rocket )

1. coming 6th in my first affiliated showjumping competition. and yes, there were more than 7 competitors.
2. england v argentina. hate football, but was v excited - could barely watch.
3. hmmmm. needs thought
4. malcolm in the middle
5. 4 1/2 years
6. dunno
7. blackpool or paris
8. a man walked into a bar with an ostrich and a scottish cat... blah blah... cat wouldn't buy a round ... blah blah... lamps , genies and wishes ... blah blah... bird with long legs and a tight pussy ...
9. 20 minutes
10. kids leaving school with nothing through no fault of their own. 12 weeks paid holiday's good though! 10a. that antique challenge

Originally posted by ShugZV Learn more about the fruitcakes that visit this mad place.....the next 10 questions (as asked for by Chief Nicos)What is......1 Yer favourite sporting memory (that you were at)?2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)?3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why?4 Yer favourite TV Programme at this moment in time?5 The longest period you have spent with a partner?6 The Capital of Peru?7 Yer favourite holiday destination?8 Yer favourite joke?9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order?10 The shittiest thing about your job?10a The shittiest thing on daytime TV (this one's fer The Rocket )

1. Las Vegas Christmas time 97. Oregon vs. Air Force football game. Speed kills as Oregon scores 2 td's on 2 plays in 90 seconds on a long run and a long pass. Helluva night that night as well.

2. Duke vs. Kentucky basketball 1992. Duke, down by 1 with 2 seconds to go, throws a 3/4 court length pass to the top of the key for a last second shot to advance to the NCAA finals. That shot helped me win the big office pool as well.

3. DeNiro, I suppose. Why? why not?

4. Still The Simpsons, though I mostly watch older episodes.

5. 2 years.

6. Lima

7. Right now, either Vegas or the Bay Area.

8. How do you keep (insert nickname of hated sports rivals here) out of your front yard? Put up some goal posts.

9. Drove 12 hours to see 'em in 85 in Oakland.

10.Hard physically, but free food and drinks soften the blow quite a bit. Part b: no clue really. Sometimes, whilst at home for lunch, I flip through the channels hoping to catch something interesting, be it History Channel, Discovery, Cartoon Network, etc. Almost always watch Jerry Springer to laugh my ass off at the absurdity I see there.

Quote>> 3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why? Probably someone like Rik Mayall <<

WHY NOT MICHAEL J FOX? HE'S A SHORTARSE TOO Y' KNAA....IDEAL FER THE JOB ME THINKS!

Quote>>5 The longest period you have spent with a partner? Just over 5 years <<

JESUS - SHE / HE MUST HAVE BEEN BRAVE TO SUFFER FOR THAT LONG!

Quote>> 6 The Capital of Peru? P <<

I SUPPOSE AH COULDA SEEN THAT COOMIN'

Quote>> 9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order? About 3 hours <<

WHAT??! IT TOOK YOU ALL THAT TIME TO GET FROM THE ENTRANCE OF THE VENUE TO THE STAGE?? FRIG!

Quote >>10 Shittiest thing about yer job? The bastard's won't give me online access! <<

FOR THAT WE SHOULD BE ETERNALLY THANKFUL THEN....

GOOD ON YER SHUGLET, CAN AALWAS RELY ON YE TO NEVER DISAPPOINT! ;)

1 Yer favourite sporting memory (that you were at)? My firts two points playing basketball as a kid. 2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)? Nayim's last minute unbelievable goal to Chelsea (or was it Arsenal?)winning some European cup for Real zaragoza. 3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why? I could be myself, excellent likelihood and dead easy to learn the part. 4 Yer favourite TV Programme at this moment in time? The Simpsons
5 The longest period you have spent with a partner? Slightly short of four years
6 The Capital of Peru? Bobbie
7 Yer favourite holiday destination? Miami or Rio
8 Yer favourite joke? Two walk down the street, the one in the middle drops dead. 9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order? Zaragoza-Barcelona (4 hours) Barcelona-Luton (2 hours) Luton-Brixton (2 hours) Brixton-Beehive (10 minutes) Beehive-Brixton Academy (3 hours)TOTAL: 11 Hours + Ten minutes 10 The shittiest thing about your job? My boss (he is THE shit) :\puke:
10a The shittiest thing on daytime TV (this one's fer The Rocket ) Just about everything. Still bettter than coming to work, though.

Originally posted by ShugZV Learn more about the fruitcakes that visit this mad place.....the next 10 questions (as asked for by Chief Nicos)What is......1 Yer favourite sporting memory (that you were at)?2 yer favourite sporting memory (that you were not at)?3 If someone was to play you in a film, who would it be, and why?4 Yer favourite TV Programme at this moment in time?5 The longest period you have spent with a partner?6 The Capital of Peru?7 Yer favourite holiday destination?8 Yer favourite joke?9 The longest time you have spent travelling to see New Order?10 The shittiest thing about your job?10a The shittiest thing on daytime TV (this one's fer The Rocket )

1: This one High School basketball game my senior year, I remember it being quite emotional. A few football games too. I didn't have much in the way of school spirit though. I was a bitter band geek. 2: Can't think of any 3: Elija Wood 4: Six Feet Under 5: 6 months with my current girlfriend Sena 6: Lima 7: I'm dirt freaking poor, I don't go anywhere. Well, maybe Lake Michigan, but I don't know if that counts. 8: Can't think of one in particular 9: I've never seen New Order 10: fixing other peoples mistakes, and teaching people (who don't give a fuck) how to do things. I could never be a teacher. I Would (Not) Have the Patience of a Saint.

1. England / Germany semi-final, Italia 90
2. Ayrton Senna going from 4th to 1st in the rain of the opening lap of the European GP at Donnington.
3. Bart Simpson
4. TOTP 2
5. 13 years
6. Lima
7. Sri Lanka
8. What have General Pinochet and Crystal Palace got in common? They both herd people into football stadiums and torture them.
9. 7 hrs
10. The wages 10a. Big Strong Boys