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They played Gotta Get Away on the radio yesterday and I was reminded how much I love that song and just about everything else on the Smash album. Anybody else agree?

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nope

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no - I think she died.

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I feel so alone.

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Rest your head Patrick. Tomorrow is another day. It can only get better.

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How can it get better if no one else here likes the Offspring?

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... the what spring?

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Are you telling me the Offspring are unknown outside the U.S.?

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The Offspring are well known throughout the known universe Pat, fear not. Using a tedious point of reference, if the Springers where stood at the south pole, then musically, the order would be at the north. Only you know why you like the Spring Loaders Patsy, and perhaps, only you can work out why.

You must step into the cave Pat, you must face yourself. You know what's in there... I'll be right here, sat on a small stone with a stick in my hand near R2.

When you come out, hopefully, the old Pat will have had his head knocked clean off by yourself and the more powerful Pat will be out the other end with a better and slightly different coloured sword-type machine weapon.

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Yes, Huntsy, I recognize that the Offspring and NO are somewhat different in their music. That was why I wondered if anyone else here shared my tastes. And I'm not ashamed.

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I like Self-Esteem and Why Don't You Get a Job?, does that count? :D

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Yes, Nicolas, absolutely those count. Self-Esteem is one of the numerous gems from Smash, which is just one goodie after another. Why Don't You Get a Job is later, after they'd had their big success with Smash, but it's good. I'm delighted to hear you like those.

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Patrick, i lost a little respect for you.:lol:

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Jonathan wrote: Patrick, i lost a little respect for you.:lol:

I've matured a lot since then, Jonathan.

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Patrick wrote: Yes, Nicolas, absolutely those count. Self-Esteem is one of the numerous gems from Smash, which is just one goodie after another. Why Don't You Get a Job is later, after they'd had their big success with Smash, but it's good. I'm delighted to hear you like those.

thats quite a few words from you Patrick.Still no smilies though glad to see.although i did spot one earlier.sorry for teasing you on Dig Rep

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I was joking , much respect your way.

I came upon that by accident.

i just realize it was on 9/11, wish i hadnt. How dare you think about Offspreing at a time like that?

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Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote: Yes, Nicolas, absolutely those count. Self-Esteem is one of the numerous gems from Smash, which is just one goodie after another. Why Don't You Get a Job is later, after they'd had their big success with Smash, but it's good. I'm delighted to hear you like those.

thats quite a few words from you Patrick.Still no smilies though glad to see.although i did spot one earlier.sorry for teasing you on Dig Rep

Rather surprising to see this thread from ancient times suddenly and unexpectedly resurrected.

Are you sorry enough to post that photo, Johnny?

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"i'm a sucker, with no self-estem, fucking yeah"

Im gonna keep looking for forgotten secrets.

Are you saying you dont like them anymore? If it's any consolation i listen to the descendants every so often.

I think you may be younger then I THINK.

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Jonathan wrote: I was joking , much respect your way.

I came upon that by accident.

i just realize it was on 9/11, wish i hadnt. How dare you think about Offspreing at a time like that?

I think that was just before the news broke.

Not long after we were evacuating the building.

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Jonathan wrote: "i'm a sucker, with no self-estem, fucking yeah"

Im gonna keep looking for forgotten secrets.

Are you saying you dont like them anymore? If's any consolation i listen to the descendants every so often.

I think you may be younger then I THINK.

I still think Smash is an excellent record. However, their subsequent career is almost the definition of sell-out.

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i was stranded at work. Patricck, dont be upset i resurrected this thread.

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Jonathan wrote: i was stranded at work. Patricck, dont be upset i resurrected this thread.

No problem, Jonathan. How did you happen to come across it?

Just looking through ancient pages and saw a familiar name?

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Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: i was stranded at work. Patricck, dont be upset i resurrected this thread.

No problem, Jonathan. How did you happen to come across it?

Just looking through ancient pages and saw a familiar name?

I somehow pressed on the last on the page link. Then i kinda became curious where the usual cast of characters became involved.

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Didnt the offspring have a song name"dracula castle" or was it the misfits. This is gonna bother me.

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Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: "i'm a sucker, with no self-estem, fucking yeah"

Im gonna keep looking for forgotten secrets.

Are you saying you dont like them anymore? If's any consolation i listen to the descendants every so often.

I think you may be younger then I THINK.

I still think Smash is an excellent record. However, their subsequent career is almost the definition of sell-out.

i rate smash, its an all killa no filla classic! easily the best thing offspring have done

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Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: i was stranded at work. Patricck, dont be upset i resurrected this thread.

No problem, Jonathan. How did you happen to come across it?

Just looking through ancient pages and saw a familiar name?

I somehow pressed on the last on the page link. Then i kinda became curious where the usual cast of characters became involved.

You might try resurrecting some of Huntsman's threads. That would be a great experience for everybody.

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: "i'm a sucker, with no self-estem, fucking yeah"

Im gonna keep looking for forgotten secrets.

Are you saying you dont like them anymore? If's any consolation i listen to the descendants every so often.

I think you may be younger then I THINK.

I still think Smash is an excellent record. However, their subsequent career is almost the definition of sell-out.

i rate smash, its an all killa no filla classic! easily the best thing offspring have done

Thanks for the support.

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i saw his name but i dont know who he is.

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Jonathan wrote: i saw his name but i dont know who he is.

Oh, dear. He is our master.

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The lord almighty is my master.

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Jonathan wrote: The lord almighty is my master.

I hope this won't offend you, Jonathan, but I'm an atheist.

But I do believe in Huntsman.

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i was talking about my landlord. what an asshole but i need his mercy.

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Jonathan wrote: i was talking about my landlord. what an asshole but i need his mercy.

Well, try reading some of Huntsman's old threads. I predict you will be amused.

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nah, im just going to look for more of your secrets. I just discovered a curse word.Ohh....

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Jonathan wrote: nah, im just going to look for more of your secrets. I just discovered a curse word.Ohh....

I'm sure DC will be very interested in your discoveries.

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Why did you feel a need to do that? To change the subject.

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Jonathan wrote: Why did you feel a need to do that? To change the subject.

Because at this point in time I really don't consider myself an Offspring fan.

Would you like me to take your name off?

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Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: "i'm a sucker, with no self-estem, fucking yeah"

Im gonna keep looking for forgotten secrets.

Are you saying you dont like them anymore? If's any consolation i listen to the descendants every so often.

I think you may be younger then I THINK.

I still think Smash is an excellent record. However, their subsequent career is almost the definition of sell-out.

Ditto.

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Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: nah, im just going to look for more of your secrets. I just discovered a curse word.Ohh....

I'm sure DC will be very interested in your discoveries.

Hell yeah!

What a doozy of a thread this was.

Keep diggin' boys.

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Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: i was talking about my landlord. what an asshole but i need his mercy.

Well, try reading some of Huntsman's old threads. I predict you will be amused.

i heard he sent pringles to one of our fellow NOOLers through the post.

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AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: i was talking about my landlord. what an asshole but i need his mercy.

Well, try reading some of Huntsman's old threads. I predict you will be amused.

i heard he sent pringles to one of our fellow NOOLers through the post.

Do you recall who was the lucky person, AW?

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Where is mr.huntmans from? I could only wish that when i leave DR people will be chattering about me.

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Jonathan wrote: Where is mr.huntmans from? I could only wish that when i leave DR people will be chattering about me.

As DC constantly reminds us, Huntsman is from Marske, which is somewhere in England. I'm not an expert in English geography. To say that Huntsman is unique is a serious understatement.

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By the way, thanks to the Pope for supporting my comments on the Offspring.

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Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: i was talking about my landlord. what an asshole but i need his mercy.

Well, try reading some of Huntsman's old threads. I predict you will be amused.

i heard he sent pringles to one of our fellow NOOLers through the post.

Do you recall who was the lucky person, AW?

someone who elton john sang about in 1972.

perhaps we should keep this on the DL until confirmation from ground control.

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I'm afraid I don't have EJ's discography memorized, AW.

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Patrick wrote: I'm afraid I don't have EJ's discography memorized, AW.

hint in post. famous song.

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marilyn monroe???

Top thred in past three days

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AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: I'm afraid I don't have EJ's discography memorized, AW.

hint in post. famous song.

I must still be asleep. RM?

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Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: I'm afraid I don't have EJ's discography memorized, AW.

hint in post. famous song.

I must still be asleep. RM?

allegedly, yes.

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Princess Di!!!!! Im afraid i dont know who RM is.

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Jonathan wrote: Princess Di!!!!! Im afraid i dont know who RM is.

i would tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

signed, AW

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Robert Mitchum.

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Jonathan wrote: Robert Mitchum.

bingo.

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Rocket Man/Mick.

I prefer Bennie and the Jets.

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AgentWood wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Princess Di!!!!! Im afraid i dont know who RM is.

i would tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

signed, AW

Just take good care of my body. I think it may be Erik Estrada.

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Patrick wrote: Rocket Man/Mick.

I prefer Bennie and the Jets.

tiny dancer for me.

or don't go breaking my heart. when i was 2, every time it came on the radio i would put on my star-shaped glasses (this being 1976--the bicentennial year) and groove around the house. according to my mother i looked just like elton--how precious. i don't know how to feel about that. but DGBMH has sentimental value and it's a fabulous dance song.

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Jonathan wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Princess Di!!!!! Im afraid i dont know who RM is.

i would tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

signed, AW

Just take good care of my body. I think it may be Erik Estrada.

i will take very good care of your body, j. don't you worry.

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AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Rocket Man/Mick.

I prefer Bennie and the Jets.

tiny dancer for me.

or don't go breaking my heart. when i was 2, every time it came on the radio i would put on my star-shaped glasses (this being 1976--the bicentennial year) and groove around the house. according to my mother i looked just like elton--how precious. i don't know how to feel about that. but DGBMH has sentimental value and it's a fabulous dance song.

Yes, DGBMH is good.

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Dont go breaking my heart- I love this one, I'm constantly harassed by buddies for liking it. Im not ashamed.

Its amazing how an offspring thread turned into an EJ thread.

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Jonathan wrote: Dont go breaking my heart- I love this one, I'm constantly harassed by buddies for liking it. Im not ashamed.

Its amazing how an offspring thread turned into an EJ thread.

goodbye yellow brick road and daniel are also brilliant. EJ recorded some amazing songs until he crashed after i'm still standing.

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P, you may think of renaming the thread.

What other bands to do you enjoy?

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Jonathan wrote: P, you may think of renaming the thread.

What other bands to do you enjoy?

The thing I've been listening to the most lately is Arcade Fire's Funeral.

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I have yet to explore AF but what i heard is pretty good. I heard David Byne performs with them when they cover 'this must be the place' by talking heads at shows. Thats enough to command my respect not to mention Patrick liking them. With the exception of that rule being the offspring.

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Jonathan wrote: I have yet to explore AF but what i heard is pretty good. I heard David Byne performs with them when they cover 'this must be the place' by talking heads at shows. Thats enough to command my respect not to mention Patrick liking them. With the exception of that rule being the offspring.

I went through a Talking Heads phase just before discovering NO. I saw Stop Making Sense about 12 times in theaters. The movie True Stories turned me against them, or at least against Byrne.

Interpol's first album was good, but the second one was disappointing.

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Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: I have yet to explore AF but what i heard is pretty good. I heard David Byne performs with them when they cover 'this must be the place' by talking heads at shows. Thats enough to command my respect not to mention Patrick liking them. With the exception of that rule being the offspring.

I went through a Talking Heads phase just before discovering NO.

as did i, around 1985-1986. when little creatures came out i played that cassette until it could play no more. ditto with stop making sense.

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Stop Making Sense is the best live rock'roll movie i ever saw. It turned me on to the Talking heads.

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Jonathan wrote: Stop Making Sense is the best live rock'roll movie i ever saw. It turned me on to the Talking heads.

So what about you, Jonathan? What other music do you like?

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To tell you the truth ive havent been listening to anything new these days with the exception of le tigre, and teo leo. Ive been kinda diggin through my old record collection. Some of my favs are Velvet Underground, Suicide, the clash, and kraftwerk.

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Jonathan wrote: To tell you the truth ive havent been listening to anything new these days with the exception of le tigre, and teo leo. Ive been kinda diggin through my old record collection. Some of my favs are Velvet Underground, Suicide, the clash, and kraftwerk.

In a thread here a few months ago I posed the question, what is your all-time favorite music item ever by anybody? My answer to that question was I'm Set Free by VU.

I've never heard of Suicide. What are they?

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Suicide is a band from nyc and its heydey was in the late 70's punk scene. They are two person band and propably were the precursor to what some call electro-punk now. They actually opened for Joy Divison. Also, in some article i read (cant remember)Barney claims them as influence in the direction that NO went in.

They have been gaining popularity lately as a book about them has been release. It features people like Michael Stipe, Bono, and Deborah Harry.

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Jonathan wrote: Suicide is a band from nyc and its heydey was in the late 70's punk scene. They are two person band and propably were the precursor to what some call electro-punk now. They actually opened for Joy Divison. Also, in some article i read (cant remember)Barney claims them as influence in the direction that NO went in.

They have been gaining popularity lately as a book about them has been release. It features people like Michael Stipe, Bono, and Deborah Harry.

That sounds like it could be very interesting.

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Just to add to this retrospective festival, I've unearthed one of my alltime favourite threads:

Film 2003 with Huntsman and Guests

It's a long read but there's some quality material in the middle acts, especially.

It's also a little tough to read these threads now because it seems that the NOOL formatting has changed and the quotes and smilies are all merged into the posts.

:\pimp3:

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highly recommeded

This is imho one of those few perfect albums. A lot their stuff after is kind of sketchy but still good. Also, they could be considered the fathers of the industrial genre.

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Jonathan wrote: highly recommeded

This is imho one of those few perfect albums. A lot their stuff after is kind of sketchy but still good. Also, they could be considered the fathers of the industrial genre.

Well, Jonathan, I've just ordered it.

I assume 96 Tears is a cover rather than the original, which, as I recall, was credited to Question Mark and the Mysterians.

Did you look at the film thread?

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depthcharge wrote: Just to add to this retrospective festival, I've unearthed one of my alltime favourite threads:

Film 2003 with Huntsman and Guests

It's a long read but there's some quality material in the middle acts, especially.

It's also a little tough to read these threads now because it seems that the NOOL formatting has changed and the quotes and smilies are all merged into the posts.

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So that was where I enunciated my famous film theory.

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Im honored that you respect my op.. Im actually not quite sure on that question you asked.

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Jonathan wrote: Im honored that you respect my op.. Im actually not quite sure on that question you asked.

The Amazon review was pretty favorable; that made it easier. Plus I just yesterday signed up for a year's worth of shipping so I thought I might as well get my money's worth.

The track list on Amazon included "96 Tears." It may have been that that really did the trick for me.

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Patrick wrote: So that was where I enunciated my famous film theory.

Indeed. It did burden you for a while thereafter.

In fact, it led to wild, almost impenetrable, Huntsman meanderings such as this:

The Focus on Pastry

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depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote: So that was where I enunciated my famous film theory.

Indeed. It did burden you for a while thereafter.

In fact, it led to wild, almost impenetrable, Huntsman meanderings such as this:

The Focus on Pastry

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I'm deeply impressed, DC, with your ability to locate these blasts from the past.

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Patrick, are you worried to what we may find?

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Jonathan wrote: Patrick, are you worried to what we may find?

I suspect you have already found the worst, Jonathan.

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depthcharge wrote: I have a few tricks.

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I'm sure.

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Jonathan wrote: Patrick, are you worried to what we may find?

I was looking for a trend of Speedo photo requests but alas, it seems to be a recent phenomenon.

He does admit to consuming a lot of soup though.

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Is it too late to say I like Kick Him When He's Down?

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Say whatever you like, BO.

But Pats is fairly durable and he'll be on his feet again. Once this thread disappears back into the ether.

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depthcharge wrote: Say whatever you like, BO.

But Pats is fairly durable and he'll be on his feet again. Once this thread disappears back into the ether.

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What makes you think I was ever off my feet, DC?

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Patrick, this place is rather lonely today, don't you think? Looks like we're the only losers around. :D

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Oh dear, I'm talking to myself here!

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NObabe wrote: Oh dear, I'm talking to myself here!

Never fear. I am here, M.

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And bar code is here.

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Takes 3 to tango.

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NObabe wrote: Takes 3 to tango.

I don't dance, M. And certainly not the tango.

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Patrick wrote:

NObabe wrote: Takes 3 to tango.

I don't dance, M. And certainly not the tango.

But it's so easy, P. All you have to do is keep 'em separated ... your legs, I meant!

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Be careful, M. It can be dangerous to reveal a familiarity with Offspring songs.

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Patrick wrote:

NObabe wrote: Takes 3 to tango.

I don't dance, M. And certainly not the tango.

That's odd.

I had you pegged as a "Do the Hustle" sort of guy for some reason, P.

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depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

NObabe wrote: Takes 3 to tango.

I don't dance, M. And certainly not the tango.

That's odd.

I had you pegged as a "Do the Hustle" sort of guy for some reason, P.

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Perhaps at an earlier point in my life, DC.

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I'd pay good money for footage of you doing the Hustle, Pats. Some serious notes.

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Patrick wrote:

In a thread here a few months ago I posed the question, what is your all-time favorite music item ever by anybody? My answer to that question was I'm Set Free by VU.

A most excellent choice there. I seem to recall that at one time you were asking other posters here if they'd bought the special edition of Loaded, myself included. Don't recall if you ever gave us your verdict on the product, if indeed you did buy it.

As for the Offspring, I don't mind 'em at all on the radio, they sound pretty good to me. Gone Away is probably my favourite.

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depthcharge wrote: I'd pay good money for footage of you doing the Hustle, Pats. Some serious notes.

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I believe all copies have been destroyed, DC.

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Drats.

How about those Bus Stop reels on Super 8?

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Patrick wrote:

In a thread here a few months ago I posed the question, what is your all-time favorite music item ever by anybody? My answer to that question was I'm Set Free by VU.

A most excellent choice there. I seem to recall that at one time you were asking other posters here if they'd bought the special edition of Loaded, myself included. Don't recall if you ever gave us your verdict on the product, if indeed you did buy it.

As for the Offspring, I don't mind 'em at all on the radio, they sound pretty good to me. Gone Away is probably my favourite.

I did buy that version of Loaded, but it didn't find its way onto my regular play list.

I think Cool It Down and New Age are my favorites on that one (the original, that is).

Did you mean Gotta Get Away? If so, that is definitely my favorite as well.

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depthcharge wrote: Drats.

How about those Bus Stop reels on Super 8?

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I'm not quite sure if I'm following you, DC.

Are you talking about purported evidence of P misbehaving at bus stops?

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No, but is there something we should know?

I was actually referring to a dance popular during the disco era called the "Bus Stop". Around the same time as the "Hustle".

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depthcharge wrote: No, but is there something we should know?

I was actually referring to a dance popular during the disco era called the "Bus Stop". Around the same time as the "Hustle".

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Well, DC, I think you've demonstrated that any contentions concerning my dance floor prowess are ill-founded, if I don't even know about the "Bus Stop."

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Well which moves did you favour on the floor, back in the time when you did participate?

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depthcharge wrote: Well which moves did you favour on the floor, back in the time when you did participate?

:\pimp3:

You think they had names? The number of times I ever did anything like that is very small, DC.

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Patrick wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Patrick wrote:

In a thread here a few months ago I posed the question, what is your all-time favorite music item ever by anybody? My answer to that question was I'm Set Free by VU.

A most excellent choice there. I seem to recall that at one time you were asking other posters here if they'd bought the special edition of Loaded, myself included. Don't recall if you ever gave us your verdict on the product, if indeed you did buy it.

As for the Offspring, I don't mind 'em at all on the radio, they sound pretty good to me. Gone Away is probably my favourite.

I did buy that version of Loaded, but it didn't find its way onto my regular play list.

I think Cool It Down and New Age are my favorites on that one (the original, that is).

Did you mean Gotta Get Away? If so, that is definitely my favorite as well.

Yes, I found myself preferring the original as well.

Gotta Get Away is also one of my faves as well, but Gone Away is from one of their later albums, Ixnay On The Hombre I think, just a cry-out to a person who's departed from this earthly sphere.

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Patrick wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Patrick wrote:

In a thread here a few months ago I posed the question, what is your all-time favorite music item ever by anybody? My answer to that question was I'm Set Free by VU.

A most excellent choice there. I seem to recall that at one time you were asking other posters here if they'd bought the special edition of Loaded, myself included. Don't recall if you ever gave us your verdict on the product, if indeed you did buy it.

As for the Offspring, I don't mind 'em at all on the radio, they sound pretty good to me. Gone Away is probably my favourite.

I did buy that version of Loaded, but it didn't find its way onto my regular play list.

I think Cool It Down and New Age are my favorites on that one (the original, that is).

Did you mean Gotta Get Away? If so, that is definitely my favorite as well.

Yes, I found myself preferring the original as well.

Gotta Get Away is also one of my faves as well, but Gone Away is from one of their later albums, Ixnay On The Hombre I think, just a cry-out to a person who's departed from this earthly sphere.

I did get that album, but my recollection is that it was so uneven that I didn't listen to it very much.

As I recall, one interesting thing on the Loaded special edition was an early version of Satellite of Love.

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the best line i've ever heard about the Offspring was when somebody said about their first album that The Offspring were like a punk version of the band Boston... take that as you will but i found that very fitting and funny

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They played Brixton Academy the other wkd, my Missus's Nephew went to see em.

He's a nutter, maybe that explains it! :lol:

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This thread just won't die.

It's uniting generations of NOOL posters like no other.

:\pimp3:

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depthcharge wrote: This thread just won't die.

It's uniting generations of NOOL posters like no other.

:\pimp3:

Almost brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

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depthcharge wrote: Possibly for different reasons.

:\pimp3:

Possibly.

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