The Return Of The Phoenix.

Don't miss this tonight at 22:00 HRS on CHANNEL 4 for the return of PETER KAY.Classic comedy at it's finest. ROCKET MICK :D :D :D

What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here. This is a local thread for local people.

Originally posted by Fingers What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here. This is a local thread for local people.

And if you know your history FINGERS this was written...THE LEAGUE...about people in Chorley.I kid you not...when they mention the club Flipflaps it is the local APPLEJAX.The main writer lives in a village on the outskirts of Chorley.This is were i live too.BTW i ALWAYS SHOUT. :D

Is that better oh hiding one! Come out of the closet...........:D

Actually it was not very funny tonight but PLANET ROCKETS beer delivery came today so i don't care! ROCKET MICK

Originally posted by Two Fingers Actually it was not very funny tonight

Well, that doesn't surprise me. The League Of Gentlemen are in a different league (crap pun intended). Their first TV series was brilliant, the second series was better and I've heard someone who was involved in the making of the third series say that the new one is even better. With a new Alan Partidge series also on the way it looks like the best Pheonix Nights can hope for is the bronze medal for comedy.

Originally posted by Fingers > Originally posted by Two Fingers> Actually it was not very funny tonightWell, that doesn't surprise me. The League Of Gentlemen are in a different league (crap pun intended). Their first TV series was brilliant, the second series was better and I've heard someone who was involved in the making of the third series say that the new one is even better. With a new Alan Partidge series also on the way it looks like the best Pheonix Nights can hope for is the bronze medal for comedy.

Yes i must admit that it took me awhile to understand the first series.When i heard of the link with CHORLEY it ALL fell in place.Love their bizarre comedy but it is extremely CLEVER.Strange comedy series from AMERICA too like SIX FEET UNDER and SCRUBS.But nothing to compare with last nights BLACK ADDER or FAWLTY TOWERS.Also love BOTTOM(watch it:D)The FAST SHOW and TRIGGER HAPPY also.The thing with DOM JOLLY is the music is BRILLIANT too! Cheers and please only answer in more than a THOUSAND WORDS as i love your quality insights FINGERS.

My eyes hurt looking at yer new name on the left there RocketMan.... can yee not sit still fer one minute? Honestly!! :D

By the way - have yee seen my new profile pic? That's in response to yer namechecking Richard Allen in the "books" thread. See if yee can spot yrs truly in there as well! ;)

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle My eyes hurt looking at yer new name on the left there RocketMan.... can yee not sit still fer one minute? Honestly!! :DBy the way - have yee seen my new profile pic? That's in response to yer namechecking Richard Allen in the "books" thread. See if yee can spot yrs truly in there as well! ;)

Checking it now HUBERT ...back in a mo!:D

Great picture but we can't see your face...can we? The original SKINHEAD was such a classic and i must admit i did read and own quite a few originals.I wish i had kept them and when i first saw your original picture i thought you would have made a fantastic MODEL for those genre!:D Cheers ROCKEY MICK

Originally posted by Two Fingers Great picture but we can't see your face...can we?The original SKINHEAD was such a classic and i must admit i did read and own quite a few originals.I wish i had kept them and when i first saw your original picture i thought you would have made a fantastic MODEL for those genre!:DCheers ROCKEY MICK

This particular pic was taken near Eastbourne by me mate Ribsy who had the camera at the time (I was walking away to look for somewhere to have a slash) - we later ended up at this really crap service area comin' back, and Jimmo's bike had broken down, so we had to dick around for ages before we could continue on our way back home...! But you're right - those earlier covers are absolute classics aren't hey?

(I have to let you in on a wee secret now - that earlier pic of me HAS made its way onto some Skinhead/Scooterist websites - only cos one of the cool ska/ oi! fans I knew from Maryland (US) who had a brilliant site at the time, wanted more Brit skins to send them some pics of themselves - so Charley persuaded me to hand them a couple!)

Originally posted by Chorley FM Actually it was not very funny tonight but PLANET ROCKETSbeer delivery came today so i don't care! ROCKET MICK

Well it made me laugh! I loved Jerry's stint in the supermarket singing about bin liners and corned beef

Originally posted by Kez-bah > Originally posted by Chorley FM> Actually it was not very funny tonight but PLANET ROCKETS> beer delivery came today so i don't care! > ROCKET MICK

Well it made me laugh! I loved Jerry's stint in the supermarket singing about bin liners and corned beef

Yes there was some funny bits KEZ but not quite as many... "COME AND GET YOUR BLACK BIN BAGS,OFFER ENDS DECEMBER" The corn beef one was even funnier but i laughed that loud i missed most of it. The tour de force was the ENTRANCE Brian made as he entered the burnt out club to the Bonanza Theme tune.Nicked all his mates ideas...plus the torch/spotlight was a little jem. GARLIC BREAD.:D

Oh yes! Am going to see him on my birthday at the Lowry Centre, then again later in December with the Livster! Have already seen him three times, and each time I laughed so much my jaw ached

Last time I saw him in Newcastle, he asked if I was alright coz I was laughing longer and louder than everyone else

Originally posted by Chorley FM > Originally posted by Kez-bah> > > > Originally posted by Chorley FM> > > > > > GARLIC BREAD.:D>

...I've seen it, it's the future!

Originally posted by Al Jarvis Bollocks. Missed it. Impromptu Stella frenzy last night. Ouch.Dunno if everyone knows but the great man's doing a live tour later this year. I've got tickets to see him in Hammersmith, Xmas week. Bloody ages away!

Yes Al and he has sold out almost,92,000 tickets ALL in. AV IT!:D No i have not got a ticket!

Originally posted by Kez-bah > Originally posted by Chorley FM> > > > Originally posted by Kez-bah> > > > > > > Originally posted by Chorley FM> > > > > > > > > GARLIC BREAD.:D> > >

...I've seen it, it's the future!

PLANET PONDEROSA......HOSS MICK :D

its corned beef

they were playing some LARGE tunes on chorley fm. those asian elders were rockin

whats chuck norris want?......... woodchip?

I have since watched this TWICE more and must say it is every bit as good as the last series.Last night when i watched it i was posting crap as per usual so did not concentrate on what was happening.But the songs the bouncers sang were classics...ASIAN ELDERS.Class and the PONDEROSA,BLACK BEAUTY THEME tune entrance.were great. Did you also see the flowers on the tramway to ALAN from CORRIE...classic again.JIM BOWEN's WIG.haha.getting one of them. Corn beef at BUCK HOUSE..... Black BIN BAGS for BI,STRAIGHT or BENDERS...does not matter what your GENDER.:D EN SUIT....:D Are you comimg her to shop or take the piss?...a bit of BOTH :D Tape and watch...gets better and better. GARLIC BREAD? Rocket Mick CHORLEY FM (fuckin' mad)

Originally posted by HOOKYS WALLET whats chuck norris want?......... woodchip?

He kicked an old woman in the back!:D Sent you an E-MAIL. Cheers ROCKET MICK

The lying lollipop man :D

Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built The lying lollipop man :D

JACKIE got you that paint 1 LITRE GLOSS.:D

kenny dalglish snr.......

got email... ring u monday MICK

fun is the key, but remember... stay seated or you might die

shabba

Originally posted by flo shabba

Music being played was by DEAD or ALIVE...classic:D

Part Two 22:00 HRS THURSDAY CHANNEL 4.....be there or be square..... Plenty of corned beef sandwiches made for tonight!:D

SHABBA.. Rocket Mick.....N E X T:D

Just a hunch one or two of you might find this link amusing

Can I just be the first to say......

Huge inflatable.....

LOVE LENGTH!

Oh my god, and the kiddies play room in the mens bogs ..and Jerry the Berry...

Genius :D

Allen, last night's epsisode is repeated tonight, Channel 4 at around midnight. :)

you cant drink too much tonight, you've got a wedding to go to tomorrow. like that would stop anyone.

why should the physically impaired have all the fun?

go on... spoil it for him.

why hasnt he seen it? aint he had time?

Originally posted by HOOKYS WALLET go on... spoil it for him.why hasnt he seen it? aint he had time?

Cheeky git..have now watched it at 01:30 am this morning! Thanks HANK for the LINK.Cheers SHUGZV...i am still in fits of laughter at the TOILET theme ROOM.That is the sort of thing that used to happen on our estate! "Where them balls coming from..she only had FOUR".... N E X T. Classic Rocket Mick :D:D:D

Well this 3RD episode was a BELTER......:D:D:D:D KENNY SENIOR ROCKET MICK PS have downloaded all the SOUNDBOARD items from the website HANK mentions...thinking of doing a CHORLEY FM/ROCKET MICK PRODUCTION soon. SHABBA...

I loved Young Kenny's foundation used to cover up his tiger face paint from last week - made him look like The Singing Detective

And oh my god, the one legged Elvis impersonator at the end - I thought I was going to pull a muscle I was laughing so much

Originally posted by Kez-bah I loved Young Kenny's foundation used to cover up his tiger face paint from last week - made him look like The Singing Detective And oh my god, the one legged Elvis impersonator at the end - I thought I was going to pull a muscle I was laughing so much

Any other songs?...BLUE SUEDE SHOE!...:D:D:D "what have you got on your face?" FOUNDATION! "whose's......MICHAEL JACKSON'S!".

whoah whoah WHOAH Sweet Child O'Mine!

Love it!

I want to go home and watch it all again now :(

I have just been building a SPEED HUMP outside the CHORLEY JOBCENTRE!:D Glad i don't drive a :car: